Open Post: The "Real-Life Popeye"
The Daily Mail is calling this dude "the real-life Popeye," but the important subject of "cartoon muscles" obviously wasn't taught at the highly respected university they got their journalism degrees from, because Popeye's forearms looked like overstuffed empanadas, not his biceps. How dare they do Popeye like that.
Meet 24-year-old Moustafa Ismail, an Egyptian dude who moved his entire family to America five years ago, because we have the workout equipment needed to make his arms look like a skinny snake that just swallowed Jon Hamm's grapefruit-sized nutsack. Moustafa's 31-inch biceps just earned him a Guinness World Record for having the bulgiest of bulging biceps. Moustafa also earned another Guinness World Record for being the only human to wear the same shirt for 5 years straight, because he can't take that shit off!
You and I say that Moustafa's tumor ass-looking biceps are obviously pregnant with pounds of Fix-A-Flat and synthol, but he claims his arms got like that from working out at least a total of 6 hours a day and filling his eating hole daily with 3 pounds of protein, two gallons of water and three liters of shakes. If Mama June ever passes out on Honey Boo Boo, just whistle for Moustafa, because he can lift 500 pounds.
Because I'm me, my first thought was: Can this bitch even do the Macarena?! Friends don't let friends fill their biceps with so much oil that they can't do the Macarena at a wedding reception! My second thought was that there's no way I'd ever hit this, because every time I looked at his misshapen arms, I'd be too afraid that an alien baby was about to hatch out of one and ask me if I'm its mommy. Nothing makes your ass lips shrivel faster like an alien baby asking you if it's your mommy.
Okay, who am I fooling? I'd still hit it.
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Well that just looks really fucking stupid now, doesn't it?
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Dumbass. He looks stupid. And I doubt he's got any reach with either of those arms, so no masturbating or wiping of the bungholio.
It looks like someone stuffed Kim Kardashian's ass in his arms.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:18pm.
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Cool!:)
Two fucking teachers in my neck of the woods got busted for child molestation today. WTF
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Bwahahahaha @ thumb 3...Corn Nut arms. LOOK.IN. GOOD!!
MTurtle not really cuz I finished grad school b4 I had any kids. But even then 27 years ago it was tough et al with tuition not being capped up here in Canada yet.
Now it's all relative since the caps have taken place the dollar value is much lower than almost three decades earlier so it's kinda like 6 or 1/2 a dozen. Oh and it's a whole lot easier to obtain OSAP ( student loans ) as well. Good luck I wish you well in your endeavors.
Jojo - lol ;)
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
Submitted by MTurtle on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:11pm.
I worked-full time while getting my MBA, Turtle.
ETA: Hi all! Be back in a while.
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Holy cats!
I have seen this guy.
It was downstairs in the "food court" part of grand central Terminal and I was waiting at a table while pal got some pizza.
This guy comes out of the men's room - I don't often stare and less often see things in NYC that deserve to be stared at but this guy blew my mind!
He was with some woman and they thoughtfully hung around for several minutes so I could gape some more. I tried to figure out what was wrong with him and decided it must be some awful thing to do with extreme weight loss or getting off 'roids.
eek!
snark is good.
What kind of an idiot would mutilate himself like that?
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:18pm.
His arms looks like Thor's hammer.
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I'll take the Hammer's of Thor implants for $1000 Alex!
Whamz, see my edit below!
Stoopit.
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Submitted by Kisa on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:18pm.
Whamo - really now how does he ? Good point Sir.
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Right Krisa!!?? Inquiring minds need to know this shit, I mean I need this look, it so cool!!!! :)
Yeah, purely from working out!! Cause upper-arms always get big without any involvement of his lower arms whatsoever . Protein shake my ass.
I say so fucking fake - it's just bulgy, no muscle definition.
Submitted by Iffy on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:17pm.
Gregg Valentino did this a few years back. And freely admits he pumped his biceps full of equipoise. Thats how you get this look.
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Porpoises!!? he shot little dolphins into his arms!!
This is an OUTRAGE!
What. a. dumb. ass.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Whamo - really now how does he ? Good point Sir.
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:16pm.
@ Whamo
Queen Kate Moss,
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Ah, I see it in the lips now:) she looks pretty in that pic for sure.
His arms looks like Thor's hammer.
Muddy- Mr. Uvula is going back for an MBA and we have three kids.
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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
I bet he's one of those gym rats that only does bench and curls... and has scrawny little bird legs.
Gregg Valentino did this a few years back. And freely admits he pumped his biceps full of equipoise. Thats how you get this look.
@ Whamo
Queen Kate Moss, of course. From my favourite editorial of hers.
eta: I am still going through your music recommends and should have a response by tomorrow! I haven't forgotten/ignored them. ;-)
Submitted by BaconSlut on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:10pm.
How does this guy masturbate without Bobbit-ing himself?
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He puts a 25lb sandbag doughnut around his cock and calls it a workout
Why ???!???
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
Just read about the young woman in the Daily Mail with LeAnn Rimes disease (no sub-q fat). Wow .
Under "Stop staring and start learning.". Daily Mail is the best. What a treasure trove.
Bullshit. More like he take 3 poundings of protein a day.
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Looks like he has Kim KardASSian's butt implants in his arms. Just plain looks stupid.
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Submitted by MTurtle on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:11pm.
Thank you MK!!!
Ok guys I need help. Does anyone have any experience going through grad school with two kids? Or any? Or a full time job, or anything that they needed to do besides grad school???
Thankfully no.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:10pm.
Way to allocate your resources, idiot.
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I'm pissing myself laughing from that!!!
I'll bet he can bench a shitpot of weight with triceps like that though.
In order to get your bi and triceps that big how do your forearms NOT get worked.
He there is no way he's using free weights, you would need a machine to localize like that I would think anyway.
the worst part is he thinks this is pretty fucking cool. it makes me want to vomit.
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Thank you MK!!!
Ok guys I need help. Does anyone have any experience going through grad school with two kids? Or any? Or a full time job, or anything that they needed to do besides grad school??? eta there is extra pressure cause I'm a GA
Gross.
I had a dream last night that I went clubbing with John Hamm's girlfriend, Jennifer Whats-her-name. She didn't think highly of my pedicure, but she was wearing stupid shoes so I guess we were even.
"Moustafa also earned another Guinness World Record for being the only human to wear the same shirt for 5 years straight, because he can't take that shit off!"
LMMFAOooo!! MK we think just alike! (I fucking wish)
How does this guy masturbate without Bobbit-ing himself?
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:08pm.
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Who's your new avie LS? she looks purdy.
And you can see he's missing a tooth (see thumb #4)...
Way to allocate your resources, idiot.
O_o
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No worries, MK, I'm sure he can still do the electric slide.
I knew this was coming - I thought it would be HSotD. It's been making me physically sick all day since I saw it in Metro newspaper.
Well..... at least he looks normal.......BWAAAAAAAHHHAAAAAAAA
What a fucking REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETARD!
That is fucking NASTY!
I wish to un-see this and have it erased from my memory.