Open Post: The "Real-Life Popeye"
The Daily Mail is calling this dude "the real-life Popeye," but the important subject of "cartoon muscles" obviously wasn't taught at the highly respected university they got their journalism degrees from, because Popeye's forearms looked like overstuffed empanadas, not his biceps. How dare they do Popeye like that.
Meet 24-year-old Moustafa Ismail, an Egyptian dude who moved his entire family to America five years ago, because we have the workout equipment needed to make his arms look like a skinny snake that just swallowed Jon Hamm's grapefruit-sized nutsack. Moustafa's 31-inch biceps just earned him a Guinness World Record for having the bulgiest of bulging biceps. Moustafa also earned another Guinness World Record for being the only human to wear the same shirt for 5 years straight, because he can't take that shit off!
You and I say that Moustafa's tumor ass-looking biceps are obviously pregnant with pounds of Fix-A-Flat and synthol, but he claims his arms got like that from working out at least a total of 6 hours a day and filling his eating hole daily with 3 pounds of protein, two gallons of water and three liters of shakes. If Mama June ever passes out on Honey Boo Boo, just whistle for Moustafa, because he can lift 500 pounds.
Because I'm me, my first thought was: Can this bitch even do the Macarena?! Friends don't let friends fill their biceps with so much oil that they can't do the Macarena at a wedding reception! My second thought was that there's no way I'd ever hit this, because every time I looked at his misshapen arms, I'd be too afraid that an alien baby was about to hatch out of one and ask me if I'm its mommy. Nothing makes your ass lips shrivel faster like an alien baby asking you if it's your mommy.
Okay, who am I fooling? I'd still hit it.
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He looks completely deformed. Would never hit it.
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~
Submitted by Jeanneee on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 5:20pm.
Submitted by Andrei on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:59pm.
My coworker's sister didn't breastfeed her own babies because she thought the act was "gross." The kids are now like 13 and are perfectly fine. But... is that weird? For a mom to think breastfeeding is gross?
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First of all, yes, of course her kids are fine. Formula feeding is not harmful to children, regardless of what you might have read on mommy blog sites or heard from "lactivists".
I never thought it was "gross" per se, but I did not like breastfeeding. I did it, because I know it was good for my baby, but I pretty much hated the way it felt. Unfortunately I had to have emergency surgery when he was 3 weeks old and my boobs dried up because I couldn't breastfeed for 10 days because of the anesthesia and antibiotics. So he's a formula baby now, and it's working for us.
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My Mom hated it, also. She said it was painful, and she had trouble with it. The doctors pretty much told her it was OK to bottle feed. As far as I know, I am doing OK. Never had any trouble.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:27pm.
Dumbass. He looks stupid. And I doubt he's got any reach with either of those arms, so no masturbating or wiping of the bungholio
LOL!!!! and true!!!
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 5:02pm.
Didn't see it as "gross" but not having a kid for 10 years, well, I didn't exactly view them as baby feeders either.
Submitted by Andrei on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:59pm.
My coworker's sister didn't breastfeed her own babies because she thought the act was "gross." The kids are now like 13 and are perfectly fine. But... is that weird? For a mom to think breastfeeding is gross?
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First of all, yes, of course her kids are fine. Formula feeding is not harmful to children, regardless of what you might have read on mommy blog sites or heard from "lactivists".
I never thought it was "gross" per se, but I did not like breastfeeding. I did it, because I know it was good for my baby, but I pretty much hated the way it felt. Unfortunately I had to have emergency surgery when he was 3 weeks old and my boobs dried up because I couldn't breastfeed for 10 days because of the anesthesia and antibiotics. So he's a formula baby now, and it's working for us.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
BS. Pop his bicep with a needle & watch the synthol pour out
I only have three things to say about this:
1. EW
2. WHAT THE FUCK
3. WHY
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
@M.E.
That's a great idea! I was laughing so damn hard nearly peed myself! They don't make 'em like they used to. *sighs*
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 5:02pm.
Submitted by Andrei on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:59pm.
My coworker's sister didn't breastfeed her own babies because she thought the act was "gross." The kids are now like 13 and are perfectly fine. But... is that weird? For a mom to think breastfeeding is gross?
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I guess to those who only see breasts as sexual.
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You rang?
Bacon - I watch that shit when I'm having a bad day. Instant laughs and better mood.
Submitted by Andrei on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:59pm.
My coworker's sister didn't breastfeed her own babies because she thought the act was "gross." The kids are now like 13 and are perfectly fine. But... is that weird? For a mom to think breastfeeding is gross?
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I guess to those who only see breasts as sexual.
@M.E.
LMAO at that blast from the past!
"The bunghole is nothing to be ashamed of!"
I may or may not have done the volt cola thing (but with espresso) when I was much younger and working at a chi-chi Italian restaurant. Good times.
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My coworker's sister didn't breastfeed her own babies because she thought the act was "gross." The kids are now like 13 and are perfectly fine. But... is that weird? For a mom to think breastfeeding is gross?
Gross.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
"I would hate for my bungholio to get polio!"
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!
*cries*
I am dying laughing over here. "YOU MAY TAKE ME, BUT YOU CANNOT TAKE MY BUNGHOLE!"
*falls off chair*
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/09/13/article-2202461-14FC3079000005...
Some guy put current troublemaker's mugshots (Amanda Bynes et al) into 1920s mugshots. Interesting results.
bacon - all I can find is this shitty copy:
http://youtu.be/0LXvyT7ZF10
I laugh EVERY TIME!
@ El B
Did you watch ANDY MURRAY win the US Open?
Wait! Hasn't Popeye got skinny biceps and huge forearms? He's a reverse Popeye!
Submitted by Kisa on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:44pm.
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That was my first thought! I can't even imagine.. Gross.
Submitted by Kisa on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:34pm.
Queenie - where you at ?
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
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~70 miles west of Philly.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Bacon -
"IM-MAH-GRAY-SHUN DUMBASS!"
This dude would have been perfect for Snookie. He has the face of an idiot!
The real life POOP-EYE.... OCTOMom FOUND HER MATCH AT LAST....
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:39pm.
My mom is forever using "This is an OUTRAGE". When we were at Yellowstone, my mom screamed that at my dad after he almost got us T-boned by a car by the Old Faithful lodge! LOL. It is also one of my favorite lines from Shallow Hal, when Gwennie's chair collapses and Jack Black is screaming "This is an outrage" to the manager of the restaurant.
The phrase plus the porpoise reference made me laugh and snort!
Geez louise they are bigger in circumference than my waist !
I just re-read the post & they're like 31 inches around , holy cannoli , mama mia ,
Tu se uno shemonitu. ( you're a dumbass translated in Italiano )
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
Submitted by super8atefilm on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:37pm.
Submitted by bambam on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:34pm.
Um, weren't Popeye's forearms over developed rather than his biceps?
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you're right, that was Popeye,
This guy is eyepoP, TOTALY different!
Submitted by MTurtle on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:23pm.
Thank you MK!!!
Ok guys I need help. Does anyone have any experience going through grad school with two kids? Or any? Or a full time job, or anything that they needed to do besides grad school??? eta there is extra pressure cause I'm a GA
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Well, I'm back in undergrad full-time for something I actually want to do. I still work full-time and I have a 2 year old step daughter who's with us half the time.
I was enrolled in a masters program while working full time last year, living alone with a high energy doggeh. They left me off the listserv, which caused me to start off a week behind. Within the first week, I knew I would never catch up, so I withdrew.
I'm sure it can be done, but I won't kid you and say it's easy. Half the time I dread going to class because just thinking about all I have to do after working a full day is exhausting. Most of the time I dread going to work, I'd rather be in school. So I guess that's the pay off. In the end, I'll be doing what I want to do. Until then, it's going to suck major balls. The most important thing is to not get behind!!
Submitted by Iffy on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:17pm.
Gregg Valentino did this a few years back. And freely admits he pumped his biceps full of equipoise. Thats how you get this look.
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I remember that. He Injected his arms so much and with (most likely) dirty needles that he developed abscesses. He would drain them in his sink, lol. Eventually, he had to have surgery and chunks of his biceps had to be removed so now he's permanently deformed.
As for this fool: Oh yes, honey...Hold me with your ass-arms. Gross.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:29pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:21pm.
Submitted by Iffy on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:17pm.
Gregg Valentino did this a few years back. And freely admits he pumped his biceps full of equipoise. Thats how you get this look.
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Porpoises!!? he shot little dolphins into his arms!!
This is an OUTRAGE!
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
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I have no idea why that made me laugh but thanks for coming along on that one:D UR warped too!
Dr.-"Sir, I think you should know, these growths on your biceps, they're giant tumors."
Popeye-"ohgaba dogaba....oh dear"
Dr.-"I'm surprised you havent realized this isn't how a human being is supposed to look."
Popeye-"........."
Dr.-"And that speech thing and that thing you're doing with your eye.........yeah, you had a stroke about 7 years ago."
b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b
"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe energy. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Submitted by bambam on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:34pm.
Um, weren't Popeye's forearms over developed rather than his biceps?
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Exactly. Even golfers have bigger forearms than this noob and they are swinging a lot less iron.
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Why don't you dance with me? I'm not no limburger.
@M.E.
"Titliest! Titliest!"
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Submitted by bambam on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:34pm.
Um, weren't Popeye's forearms over developed rather than his biceps?
git ur glasses and read the post bammy!
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake
Submitted by BaconSlut on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:31pm.
LOL!
"Are you threatening me?"
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"AAHHHHHH! LAKE TITTYCACA!"
Bacon - YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Um, weren't Popeye's forearms over developed rather than his biceps?
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
Queenie - where you at ?
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
It's Synthol injections, google 'synthol freaks' for more eejits like this.
There's no way just one part of your arm could be that big and the rest skinny.
Would.not.hit.it.ever.
Lil rascal - one who hit every branch of the stupidity tree when he fell out of it, & I mean every single branch, twig , even the minuscule shoots and fingerlings !!!!!!!
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
LOL!
"Are you threatening me?"
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Why is this commercial running through my head?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyYghCaXSRo
Not sessy.
*loses lady boner*
@M.E.
I take it he Anitas Abidet.
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:29pm.
hahahaha @ "bungholio"
*wipes tears*
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You need TP?
Whamo@4:16
LMAO!!!
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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:21pm.
Submitted by Iffy on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:17pm.
Gregg Valentino did this a few years back. And freely admits he pumped his biceps full of equipoise. Thats how you get this look.
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Porpoises!!? he shot little dolphins into his arms!!
This is an OUTRAGE!
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
hahahaha @ "bungholio"
*wipes tears*
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SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!