Night Crumbs

This spread of Jennifer Lawrence in W Magazine is the reason why a whole lot of freshly plucked and bitchy ass birds are waddling around while cursing her name – The Berry 

If the year was 1987 and Stacy Keibler was a Real Housewife of Dallas, that dress would be the look – Lainey Gossip

I KNEW IT! Alison Pill’s chronic farting problem caused her to accidentally tweet a picture of her tits to the world – The Superficial 

But for why does Adrianne Curry have a severed Muppet paw on her head? – Drunken Stepfather

If Duchess Kate isn’t knocked up, I’ll be really pissed at her, because how can you only drink water with all that free booze around? – Celebitchy

It looks like both of JLo’s lips are pouting – Hollywood Tuna 

But can I still put my mouth under a soda machine and guzzle down Coke until I start pissing out pure corn syrup? That’s not part of the big soda ban, right? – Towleroad

James Cameron on why it was impossible for both Jack and Rose to lie on that floating door – OMG Blog

Well, at least Lea Michele’s facial expression dial isn’t set to sexyface in every one of these pictures – Popoholic

Selma Blair is singular again – ICYDK

Today’s moment of sadness is brought to you by these pictures of Tommy Girl with a shrunken rack – Popsugar

Erin Heatherton is good at yoga and does it next to Helen Hunt apparently – IDLYITW

Pink and Lily Allen made a song together and here it is – Just Jared

TINA KNOWLES’ FACE!!!!!!!!! – Crunk + Disorderly

Knocked up: Sara Rue is – I’m Not Obsessed

Knocked up: Adriana Lima isn’t anymore, because she had that baby – Hollywood Rag

Are we sure that “unidentified woman” wasn’t just Billy Ray after a blowout? – Celebslam

Courtney Stodden’s kind loves hats! – Cityrag