Hot Slut Of The Day!
Mama June's signature sketti sauce, which she showed us all how to make on last night's very special Top Chef: Trailer Parker episode of soon-to-be Television Hall of Fame inductee Here Comes Honey Boo Boo!
When Mama June's backyard cooler is fresh out of ground roadkill meat, she feeds her family one of their favorite gourmet dishes: sketti noodles covered with a delicious butter and ketchup sauce. With her sous chef Julia Honey Boo Boo Child at her side, Mama June mixed half-a-tub of Country Crock with a lot of ketchup and melted it in the microwave until it smelled and looked like what came out during Paula Deen's inaugural menstrual cycle. Throw a bag of white bread from the Wonder Bread outlet on the table and dinner is served!
One of my favorite things to eat as a kid that's still one of my favorite things to NOM NOM on is spaghetti noodles drowned in butter and a full thing of Kraft grated parmesan cheese. Just like me, it's easy, greasy and will leave you feeling farty in your stomach bag. But even though sluts always scream at me to try it with Heinz, I never have. Thanks to the culinary genius of Mama June, I'm totally going to broaden my gourmet palate by trying it with Heinz and I'm totally going to serve it with my piece of my trash nachos (Nabisco saltines with melted Kraft singles on top) and garlic bread (a toasted hot dog bun dipped in melted butter and rolled in garlic salt).
Watch and learn if you haven't already:
You know that is what lands in front of you when you order the chef's menu at the Olive Garden in Appalachia.
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Oh GOD. OH GOD. OH GOD. I watched it last might and threw up in my mouth when I saw that , but believe it or not, there's worse. YES. Sugar Bear (who's not one of the daddy's of the first two, they have all different baby daddies), said that when they pass by ROADKILL they stop to pick it up, bring it home to freeze it, and then grill it on the weekends to eat! Knock me over with a feather.
This show, the family and that "sketti" DISGUST ME!
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 10:25am.
LOL, Ya I know Sucky but I wonder if they were doing that before the show was ever on or this was introduced to them as "let's say you eat road kill it will look good" type thing.
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oh honey, I don't think the cameras push them to do anyTHANG, but then again I am very gullible, honey!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 10:25am.
WOW - They probably WOULD eat shit on a shingle.
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Mmmmmm...shit on a shingle...ghaaaaaa
*Homer voice*
Butter and ketchup sauce? No wonder she has five chins and a fupa the size of Rhode Island.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by mike on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 10:23am.
I really think they're exaggerating things for the show.
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Ya, that's sort of what I mean.
Since we're on Hot Slut and Reality TV, I know MK has had Abby Lee as a winner here but I was fortunate enough to have caught the 90 minute season finale of "Dance Moms" and what about her blonde snaggle-toothed nemesis from "The Candy Apples"? The one who looks like the late Eileen Heckart? You have to chose her one day MK or at least that boy dancer of hers (Justin?) who you KNOW next season is going to dance his way to Abby's studio. They sort of laid the seeds for that (his mom was secretly texting Abby, Snaggletooth tried to embarrass Abby, found out, and is pissed off)
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 10:21am.
honey listen honey, in the episode they were actually showing June shoving the road kill into a meat grinder honey. Honey!
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LOL, Ya I know Sucky but I wonder if they were doing that before the show was ever on or this was introduced to them as "let's say you eat road kill it will look good" type thing.
WOW - They probably WOULD eat shit on a shingle.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 10:20am.
I'm not sure if I'm buyin this whole road kill thing. I've heard of people doing it but I don't know, it seems awful convenient to be throwing that out there with these red necks.
I really think they're exaggerating things for the show.
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK
The idea you're pasta is done when it sticks to the wall is crap too, you'll be eating a lot of undercooked pasta that's for sure.
Even if I was stoned out of my mind I couldn't bring myself to eat that shit.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 10:20am.
I'm not sure if I'm buyin this whole road kill thing. I've heard of people doing it but I don't know, it seems awful convenient to be throwing that out there with these red necks.
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honey listen honey, in the episode they were actually showing June shoving the road kill into a meat grinder honey. Honey!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
That sounds revolting.
Not watching that video-for some reason I'm just not in the mood to vomit uncontrollably this morning.
And WHY is there a FOOT next to the "food" in that top picture??!!??
*gags*
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I'm not sure if I'm buyin this whole road kill thing. I've heard of people doing it but I don't know, it seems awful convenient to be throwing that out there with these red necks.
That looks vile. If you weight 500 lbs why in the hell would you feed your family that hot mess? I know food can be pretty expensive but there has to be other alternative than margarine and ketchup? Poor kids, they are going to have the same unhealthy eating habits as their mom...smh
When they were throwing the spaghetti against the cabinets, was anyone else expecting the camera to pan up and show a bunch of dried noodles from past meals?
I love ketchup. I love butter. I love pasta. But hell no! Growing up we would make the Chef Boyardee pizza kit and slice up hot dogs on the top. Highly refined palates, yes sir.
OH HONEY I WAS GETTING A FEW HEAVES AT THIS BUT THEN I REMEMBERED when I was a baby boy in my youth at the time, I would LOVE LOVE LOVE sketti and ketchup, UGH it was so good. But COUNTRY COCK is not fucking butter, it's the god damn margarine.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I am seriously queasy right now. *urp*
This is so fucked up. I bet these kids don't even know that there is a thing called "butter" and they are NOT eating it. Obviously that is not the most disturbing part of that clip. Having never seen this show, I thought MK was mocking them when he said they were eating Roadkill! Damn...I have met some white trash in my life, but never any that live exclusively on road kill. *shudder*
And is that feet on the counter next to the food? I am not clicking. I have a weak stomach.
I just threw up in my mouth. Have been finding clever ways of keeping my brood (including Big Daddy) from watching this mess. I am in the minority in our house as I could tolerate only 5 min of the 1st episode. WTF is wrong with people?
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Gtfo! I have yet to see this show but that clip just horrified me-I'm in hospital Thk god so!! Nurse more meds!!!
She can't be serious. It rather spend more money than feed my family crap.
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~
I keep thinking of the gnats in her nasty hooves and know that cleanliness is not her top priority so imagining eating anything made by no neck makes me gag.
hey MK stole my recipe for sketti and garlic toast! Lots of stinky Kraft parm after the butter melts. So easy and yet so good. ;)
I watched 1 1/2 hours of episodes last night just so the Kardashians can suck it.
I hope this IS slaughtering them in the ratings.
I was talking with someone yesterday who was shocked to hear a patient describe "microwave Cheetos" which I've never done before in my life. With the cheese puffs - I suppose there is a fine time line between warmed gooey and orange liquid when you "make" that.
I almost hurled when she started stirring that mess. She gave the kid straight melted margarine and ketchup on a spoon! WTF!
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