Hot Slut Of The Day!

A couple pieces of dark chocolate while watching a good old black and white movie, having three dogs and a couple of cats for company in bed late at night. Heaven!

My ex husband is from a super small town but at least the man has some class. I watch this show, but that shit is gross. If I make spaghetti, I use store bought sauce at least.

I'll bet the butter/ketchup sauce can also rock on a pizza. Just spread some on an english muffin, add a slice of Kraft American cheese and top with bologna. Yummy!

As an Italian-American, I want to vomit.

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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.

Submitted by Migraine Sally on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 12:18pm.
OK, let's all reveal our secret guilty pleasure food! I'll start:

Goldfish crackers dipped in peanut butter
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I love that canned Hormel chili. Goes GREAT with cold beer, eaten over the sink!

I live in rural Middle America...just went to the grocery store this morning. The jar of sauce I bought was $1.88....even if you needed 2 jars, it would be $3.76. That huge tub of Country Crock costs more than $3.76, not to mention brand name ketchup costs $3.00 for the big bottle. So they're actually spending MORE $$$ on the butter & ketchup mess....more proof you can fix poor, but not stupid.

OK, let's all reveal our secret guilty pleasure food! I'll start:

Goldfish crackers dipped in peanut butter

Submitted by Kizzy on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 12:00pm.

That is what I was saying. People in "middle America" do not eat like this, nor do Southerners. It is individual tastes that create these nauseating concoctions.

Fake butter and ketchup thrown into the microwave in a plastic bowl. How sad. It is just a big bowl of chemicals with sugar in it.

I grew up poor but we never ate that way. Sure, we had venison and other wild game but we also had a large garden with lots of vegetables.

Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 11:18am.
Submitted by JTROS on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 10:40am.

This is so disgusting, I'm dry heaving at work :(

Other foods that make me all barfy & belong in a special food hell:
* shit on a shingle
* green bean casserole with fried onions on top
* pork chops cooked in cream of mushroom soup
* tuna casserole
* pimento loaf with ketchup
* Chef Boyardee beef ravioli straight out of the can (cold)
* raw ground beef with raw onions, on a saltine cracker

These are all things my relatives tried to get me to eat when I was a kid. Said relatives still eat these foods.

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My mom made LIVER once a week when I was a child because "it has lots of iron!!!" and when I turned green and gagged she would shake my dad's army officer belt in my face and hit a table with it a few times.

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OMG! Does this bring it back!

I need to tape this list of "childhood memory" foods up to my fridge and force myself to read it before I want a slice of lemon or chocolate pie.

Takes any food craving away immediately.

Submitted by Migraine Sally on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 11:57am.

So nobody else here was traumatized by the Tamale Pie kit as a child? Maybe my Mom was the only person who bought it.
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I liked it... *shrugs*

Sorry Migraine Sally, never heard of it. Maybe your mom was the only person that bought it...that's why it's no longer with us.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 11:42am.

Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 11:39am.

I wonder what Mama June's fish smells like?
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*blank stare*
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I'm going to go with maggot vomit. Even they wouldn't go there.

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 11:44am.

Submitted by CokeyBloke on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 11:09am.
For all of you totally grossed out by what they eat and how little of a budget they eat on, you've clearly not spent much time in middle America.

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So, you are saying everyone in "middle America" eats like this? I am sure those that live there would debate you on this. Anyway, these people live in Georgia, which is the South. Not that it matters.
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NC SouthernBelle chiming in here. I know how to make a proper spaghetti sauce, sans ketchup. I don't do butter with pasta. This isn't about poor, or location, these folk are just stupid, period. Which is everywhere.

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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

So nobody else here was traumatized by the Tamale Pie kit as a child? Maybe my Mom was the only person who bought it.

Evil Cupcake: Of course I'm not saying that this is representative of all of Middle America. Are the Kardashians representative of everyone in Calabasas?

And "Middle America" today describes rural and suburburan America as well as the American middle class.

Look, I grew up in a poor area and saw this a lot, that's all I'm saying. I think it's unfair for people to judge so harshly. And as I said later, I don't think this is being glorified; in fact I think this could be a cautionary tale, especially given how viscerally people are reacting.

But I think calling people out for poverty and ignorance -- especially when they are representative for such a hugh swath of our fellow Americans -- just doesn't sit right.

Not trying to start a fight. :(

These people are just gross. I'd like to know if they really eat like this, or if it's put on for the camera? You can eat a better meal than that for the same price. She is just nasty.

I will never watch this show. When I buy a gossip magazine, these people are in every single one. WHY? Nothing good is coming from them or their show.

Plus in one of the magazines, they had a picture of one of the children dipping the newborn, three thumbed, baby's pacifier in Code Red Mountain Dew! I like how they can afford Mt. Dew, but not fucking spaghetti sauce.

omg, pasta with butter and Kraft parmesan cheese. Takes me right back to the 80's!!!

Submitted by CokeyBloke on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 11:09am.
For all of you totally grossed out by what they eat and how little of a budget they eat on, you've clearly not spent much time in middle America.

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So, you are saying everyone in "middle America" eats like this? I am sure those that live there would debate you on this. Anyway, these people live in Georgia, which is the South. Not that it matters.

Dag! That is gross.

You do not need a lot of money to eat nutritious food. Exactly the opposite. I am a living example. I won't tell you what my daily food allowance is for five people, but it's tiny. We eat extremely well. All home-cooked, whole foods. It's possible but you have to know a lot about nutrition and how to plan meals and prepare food.

But, having said that, I have a shameful love of Velveeta. Love that shit. Love it. Oh, and Cool Whip.

Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 11:18am.
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My grandma used to force my Mom & her siblings to eat liver (Mom was the oldest of 8), so my Mom said she would NEVER make us even try it!

I think a lot of the nasty food I had growing up can be traced back to the fact that my Mom's family was poor and lived in a rural farming community. Things were made in bulk, for as cheaply as possible. They would slaughter one cow and one pig a year and keep the ground beef, roasts, steaks, bacon and pork chops in a massive freezer. Yes, there were fresh veggies in the summer - but what are you going to do in the winter in Wisconsin? You buy the cheap, nasty canned crap. Then, my Mom had us at a really young age & we were dirt poor (trailer, WIC, etc.). She did the best she could as an 18 year old - she took recipes from the Betty Crocker cookbook and the backs of Campbell's soup cans and made do.

I thank God that I always had 3 (mostly) healthy meals a day. We never had junk food in the house and I think that's why I still don't really eat it. Being poor does make it more difficult to eat healthy all the time. But it's not impossible!

Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 11:39am.

I wonder what Mama June's fish smells like?
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*blank stare*

Loopy, a whale corpse rotting in the summer sun?

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by CeeCee on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 11:37am.

June had stolen 3k from the safe at McDonald's when she was manager there at age 19.
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How charming!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

I wonder what Mama June's fish smells like?

it just cracks me up that they have to use subtitles for them!

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what's in your taco?: a. chicken b. beef c. fish d. QUEEF

Yes, more than one man has screwed this hambeast.
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The Enquirer had a spread a couple weeks ago with pics of the dads. Each daughter has a different dad. One was a child molester and with one of them, no one had any idea who her dad was, not even June. All were criminals with jail time, including June and Sugar Bear.

June had stolen 3k from the safe at McDonald's when she was manager there at age 19.

i have friends who have weird tastes, one friend likes to eat potato cakes with soy sauce and another likes to have thai sweet chilli sauce with her potato cakes.

so i guess butter and ketchup isnt that much different.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 10:45am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 10:47am.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 10:49am.
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 10:51am.

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Welcome to hell with me, folks
*does a fancy bow with a fancy hand wave*

GG: I hate tuna casserole! Almost as much as I had Arby's roast beef sandwiches (for the same reason - food poisoning).

Jack: I grew up in a small town in Wisconsin so Old Milwaukee has some memories for me. Not as many as Milwaukee's Best Ice (gag), but still.

MJT: SOS or chipped beef is rancid. The smell permeates everything and it looks like, to me, that pus-oozing beef ad.

SDR: I CANNOT eat Ramen ever again. Too much in college. Made me gain 30 lbs. my freshman year (bonus: also gave me a D cup).

I forgot about this one, too:
http://www.foodservicedirect.com/product.cfm/p/185872/Oscar-Mayer-Squire...

(nasty-ass Olive Loaf)

This has nothing to do with being poor!! Ms June here has enough money for her daughter's pagents. A waste if you ask me. I know what poor is. Also, nothing to do with not being educated. I am truly embarrased when I think about this show being broadcasted outside of the US.

@ IV and Gardening Girl: I did say it's a mix of poverty AND ignorance. With the internet, a passel of friends with MDs and PhDs and desire to be healthy, I know how to eat healthy. Also, I was *raised* to eat health. But these people weren't. It's an ugly cycle.
Also, you're right: pageants aren't cheap. But that's their dream, and they don't feel as though they're giving up on thing for that. Mama June coupons like hell and is a good budgeter so she can do it.

Not everyone is born with brains, drive, ambition and opportunity.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 11:19am.

Submitted by CokeyBloke on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 11:09am.
For all of you totally grossed out by what they eat and how little of a budget they eat on, you've clearly not spent much time in middle America. Before they got this show they didn't have much money, little or no education, and have no idea they shouldn't be eating hydrogenated margarine, 5lbs of sugar in the lemonade, and roadkill. Seriously, we are lucky people and should consider ourselves so.

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Really? Pageant participation is not cheap. They obviously chose what to spend money on. Judging by Mama June's forklift foot with gnats hovering around it, health is not a main priority for them. Plus, eating well in America is not as expensive as you make it out to be. We are not lucky but have made better choices. They don't lack education, they lack brains, and in a different era they would be Darwinized out of existence by putting their head in a harvester instead of celebrated on a TV show.

HBBC isn't really that fat and she runs her lil ass off all day!

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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake

Last night's episode had the tears streaming down my face, my face hurt from laughing!! I love them so much, thank goodness there's something on tv that still entertains me!

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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake

I want to thank all you lovely commenters for helping me today. You see, I just ate breakfast and couldn't quite get my bulimia started this morning but after reading all these comments I puked it all right up.

Thank you from the bottom of my stomach. Sincerely.

Submitted by greenfinch on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 11:14am.
Submitted by CokeyBloke on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 11:09am

i was thinking the same t hing last night, this is the dinner of people who really dont have a lot of money or came from a family that didnt have a lot of money. but she said her mom fed it to her when she was growing up, and then when you saw her mothers house it didnt look like she was like that poor. but i suppose circumstances change.

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Baloney! Poverty is no excuse to eat that shit. GROW some vegetaabales! They have alot of space around their trailer...grow some greens, corn, peas, what ever!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Some shit that easily could have killed me as a child was raw ground beef with chipped onions on bread. Who thinks this is a good idea to feed this shit to your kid??? We ate a lot of taters when I grew up ( grandma had a farm). Plain taters with butter and salt were considered a meal. Yeah, we were poor. But healthy.

Submitted by CokeyBloke on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 11:09am.
For all of you totally grossed out by what they eat and how little of a budget they eat on, you've clearly not spent much time in middle America. Before they got this show they didn't have much money, little or no education, and have no idea they shouldn't be eating hydrogenated margarine, 5lbs of sugar in the lemonade, and roadkill. Seriously, we are lucky people and should consider ourselves so.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Really? Pageant participation is not cheap. They obviously chose what to spend money on. Judging by Mama June's forklift foot with gnats hovering around it, health is not a main priority for them. Plus, eating well in America is not as expensive as you make it out to be. We are not lucky but have made better choices. They don't lack education, they lack brains, and in a different era they would be Darwinized out of existence by putting their head in a harvester instead of celebrated on a TV show.

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"Paula Deen's inaugural menstrual cycle. ". JHC... where does he think this stuff up. I think I threw up a little in my mouth.

How about this: maybe this show IS teaching America? Showing the rest of us what ignorance and poverty is like, and how far we need to go to end obesity, children having children, etc.

It sure has everyone riled up!

Just a thought....

Submitted by JTROS on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 10:40am.

This is so disgusting, I'm dry heaving at work :(

Other foods that make me all barfy & belong in a special food hell:
* shit on a shingle
* green bean casserole with fried onions on top
* pork chops cooked in cream of mushroom soup
* tuna casserole
* pimento loaf with ketchup
* Chef Boyardee beef ravioli straight out of the can (cold)
* raw ground beef with raw onions, on a saltine cracker

These are all things my relatives tried to get me to eat when I was a kid. Said relatives still eat these foods.

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My mom made LIVER once a week when I was a child because "it has lots of iron!!!" and when I turned green and gagged she would shake my dad's army officer belt in my face and hit a table with it a few times.

IF, you do not need to lighten up. You have standards! Thats in short supply on this planet lately.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Idk MK- I dunno what grossed me out more, that recipe or the reference to Paula Deen's menses.

I was supposed to start a diet today to amp up my metabolism and now I won't be able to eat at all. Thanksafuckinglot.

Irish -- and you know what's scary? I see lots of kids out there nowadays that are a lot fatter than Honey Boo Boo!

jack -- Mama June isn't married to Sugar Bear. That would ruin her getting welfare money from all her multiple baby daddies. Yes, more than one man has screwed this hambeast.

SandwichQueen for hot slut of the day -- YAY!!!

American TV now is a depressing mix of propaganda and stereotypes, with a adjunct of vampires and zombies. God forbid people should be exposed to a little culture...

I'm still stunned and a little sad to learn my parents, both educated good people, WATCH THIS SHOW! I told them they both need to develop a drinking problem or something likewise if their retired years are really getting so boring, that they've taken to watching this mashed up bag of shit show.

Submitted by CokeyBloke on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 11:09am

i was thinking the same t hing last night, this is the dinner of people who really dont have a lot of money or came from a family that didnt have a lot of money. but she said her mom fed it to her when she was growing up, and then when you saw her mothers house it didnt look like she was like that poor. but i suppose circumstances change.

"I hate to get all preachy but I see feeding her kids that as child abuse as much and hitting them across the face with a frying pan would be. It's physical abuse; she's wrecking their bodies."

Believe me, my kids have their share of chicken nuggets and other crap, but it really bums me out to see kids get a steady diet of food destined to make them fat. They don't know any better and they're being set up for failure.

Sarah Smile

The most disturbing thing about the photo above is not the butter, and not the ketchup, but the fact there there is someone's FOOT within inches of the food!!
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I'll sign off with you on that! I have a friend who's been traveling the world the last few years and her FB is full of pics where she's at some street market and there is always a pic of someone squatting on the ground fixing a huge thing of food with their bare feet just two inches away from the food. Is this an American/European thing that we don't want our feet in our food? Mother of God.

OMGMK,
I'm so glad you watch this show... So I don't have to.

And a gay guy who serves period humor? No way; you're a pod person version of me.

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I want to be hot slut of the day.