Hot Slut Of The Day!
Mama June's signature sketti sauce, which she showed us all how to make on last night's very special Top Chef: Trailer Parker episode of soon-to-be Television Hall of Fame inductee Here Comes Honey Boo Boo!
When Mama June's backyard cooler is fresh out of ground roadkill meat, she feeds her family one of their favorite gourmet dishes: sketti noodles covered with a delicious butter and ketchup sauce. With her sous chef Julia Honey Boo Boo Child at her side, Mama June mixed half-a-tub of Country Crock with a lot of ketchup and melted it in the microwave until it smelled and looked like what came out during Paula Deen's inaugural menstrual cycle. Throw a bag of white bread from the Wonder Bread outlet on the table and dinner is served!
One of my favorite things to eat as a kid that's still one of my favorite things to NOM NOM on is spaghetti noodles drowned in butter and a full thing of Kraft grated parmesan cheese. Just like me, it's easy, greasy and will leave you feeling farty in your stomach bag. But even though sluts always scream at me to try it with Heinz, I never have. Thanks to the culinary genius of Mama June, I'm totally going to broaden my gourmet palate by trying it with Heinz and I'm totally going to serve it with my piece of my trash nachos (Nabisco saltines with melted Kraft singles on top) and garlic bread (a toasted hot dog bun dipped in melted butter and rolled in garlic salt).
Watch and learn if you haven't already:
You know that is what lands in front of you when you order the chef's menu at the Olive Garden in Appalachia.
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LOVE that salty parmesan cheese! I coat cheap frozen Italian meals with it all the time.
JACK, we are so destined to be together, I sttttttilllll put chips in all my sammies too! Another one I used to love but haven't had in ages is PB&J with potato chips in it
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake
I'm sad. This is so sad.
Last night I couldn't be bothered cooking anything that required work, so I had a veggie burger with 3 kinds of cheese on it (no bun), a single serving of microwaved sweet corn and a single serving of microwaved peas.
For dessert, I had a cup of Earl Grey Lavender tea, two Ghiradelli chocolate squares dipped in Jif creamy PB and a handful of hazlenuts.
And no, I am not pregnant, TYVM. Just lazy as fuck since Mr. JTROS is outta town.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 12:18pm.
OK, let's all reveal our secret guilty pleasure food! I'll start:
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I like to make mashed potatoes, then add shredded cheddar, bacon pieces, butter and sour cream.
My mom used to make this "fancy" chicken she got from a soup can. Chicken breasts, cream of celery soup, broccoli, and cheese on top. It was yummy.
lol snowy... I put doritos on all my sammichs... I can't eat a sandwich without chips on it.
when I had my first apartment (at 17) I was dirt poor. I LIVED off ramen noodles, taco bell mild sauce and doritos mixed all together in a old cool whip bowl I had cleaned out. GOOD TIMES!!!
Submitted by Kizzy on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 12:29pm.
My country Bacon Jew ass went and married a Yankee goy who puts ketchup on HAM SANDWICHES. *smdh*
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My husband used to do that, but I broke him of that habit. He tried to put it on my meat(turkey) loaf...but I flipped out and never did that again.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
snowy - before I got the poisoning from mayo, when I was in my early 20's and broke, wonder bread, mayo and tomato sandwiches were my thang.
This goddamned show makes me howl with laughter. Of course, I have an unhealthy appreciation & undying love for white trash, so maybe that's it.
In June & Sugar Bear's defense, they do seem to love their (mostly illegitimate) family. Horrible judgment aside (pageants, shitty food, pregnant teen daughters) there does seem to be love there. And I agree about self-esteem: June should, for all intents and purposes, be HATING on herself, but she seems as if she genuinely likes herself and her circumstances. So at least these motherfuckers aren't all running around choking down Prozac and shit. They all seem pretty content.
And at least Boo-Boo got some exercise at the skatin' rink with Sugar Bear.
All families are different. We shouldn't ALL be required to be highly educated and cultured out the wazoo.
And I'm overly educated myself -- and an English major, at that -- and I laugh until I almost piss myself (like Chickadee) because I find this show so funny. Doesn't mean I'm a hayseed dumbass.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 12:42pm.
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Ew. Ew. Ew.
Congrats snowpiece, you just made a nurse get the heebies! (Hard to do!)
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"Birds are doomed when pussies can fly"- MK
I used toooo love Wonderbread, margerine and Dorito sammiches, esp when on my period, I haven't eaten that shit in years tho.....
Team Parm Cheese on Everything!
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 12:34pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 12:31pm.
CANNED CHEESE FUUUUUUUUCKIN NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMN
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Ohhh...cheese from a can goes great with wine from a box.
Submitted by crazyassmom
that's how they mix it, like stomping grapes...
:P the forklift foot is great for mixing!
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake
My guilty pleasure?
Nacho cheese Doritos and french onion dip!!!! Nom nom nom. XD
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"Birds are doomed when pussies can fly"- MK
Submitted by crazyassmom on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 12:39pm.
I haven't read all of the comments yet, so if it has been covered I'm sorry.
But can someone please tell me, WHY is there a bare foot (or a foot at all!) On the COUNTER next to where she's mixing up her "sauce"!!!???
Alana was on the kitchen counter while her mother was mixing up this mess.
Thanks! And Mom had no problem with this I take it?? Lol
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"Birds are doomed when pussies can fly"- MK
OH! I haven't done this since I was pregnant, but gimme a chunck of chocolate and a jar of creamy peanut butter. NOM NOM NOM!
Damn, I'm hungry now. Another thing I like is apples and pears with peanut butter. I think I'm going to go have some vegetable soup with shredded cheese and garlic croutons mixed in.
I haven't read all of the comments yet, so if it has been covered I'm sorry.
But can someone please tell me, WHY is there a bare foot (or a foot at all!) On the COUNTER next to where she's mixing up her "sauce"!!!???
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"Birds are doomed when pussies can fly"- MK
EASY CHEESE YUM!
KRAFT MAC AND CHEESE YUM!
DORITOS YUM!
WHOLLY GUACAMOLE YUM!
VELVEETA AND ROTEL YUM!
NISSAN SPICY CHICKEN NOODLES YUM!
Migraine - In HS I loved to cook up some beef top ramen, drain out all the liquid and top it with sour cream.
Sounds disgusting now.
Kinda like D and his spaghetti taco the other night.
I eat waffles with maple syrup and braunschweiger (liverwurst).
Mom gave it to me as a tot, thought I needed some protein with my Eggo; now I'm 40 and can't have one without the other.
Submitted by BreakinMe on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 12:33pm.
Lately my food craving has been roasted red potatoes with a garlic butter sauce.
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Yum! Yesterday I bought Betty Crocker smashed potatoes with garlic.
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Dark-sided!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 12:34pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 12:31pm.
CANNED CHEESE FUUUUUUUUCKIN NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMN
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And HELL YEAH I do it right from the can into my mouth!!
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 12:35pm.
I like the original powder Kraft Mac & Cheese too
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YESSSS!!!
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 12:18pm.
OK, let's all reveal our secret guilty pleasure:
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If I'm PMSing: Hormel chili, with shredded cheese and cream cheese mixed in. Broil in oven with cheese on top until cheese is bubbly. Eat with tortilla chips and guac.
If I'm sick: Grilled cheese and tomato soup
If I'm sad: Either whipped cream straight out of the can, or taking a spoon and eating the Kraft Parmesan cheese like it's ice cream.
I'm so ashamed :(
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 12:33pm.
Migraine- Ramen noodles, no flavor packet with a tub of McDonald's sweet chili sauce mixed in.
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I think we can all agree this is fucking genius.
I like the original powder Kraft Mac & Cheese too
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake
I'm loving all my peanut butter dipping compadres!
Submitted by Kizzy on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 12:31pm.
CANNED CHEESE FUUUUUUUUCKIN NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMN
Submitted by bambam on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 12:30pm.
Nah, we're stuck with this shit because the studios still made money during the writer's strike when the reality tv shit really kicked off in high gear. It's cheaper, we WILL watch it, and they still make bank.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Guilty secret pleasure food: pre-gluten free --Kraft Mac and Cheese with the powdered cheese, not that fancee pance squeezy cheese. Mix in some sriracha and I could eat the whole box. Now that I don't eat gluten, Fritos.
Migraine- Ramen noodles, no flavor packet with a tub of McDonald's sweet chili sauce mixed in.
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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
Lately my food craving has been roasted red potatoes with a garlic butter sauce. So not healthy but it does taste good. I eat a lot of fresh fruit too. Baby carrots dipped in peanut butter is a favorite snack.
LOL snowy!!! gimme some sugar!
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 12:18pm.
OK, let's all reveal our secret guilty pleasure food! I'll start:
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Pretzel sticks with EZ Cheez squirted all over them.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
JACK YOU ARE LYIN'! OMG *HURLS VIOLENTLY*
and hey, the boo boos like their sketti sauce, Ragu is too vegetably for them!
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 12:18pm.
I love candy, but not chocolate. Laffy Taffy, Swedish Fish, Airheads, Jelly beans..I better stop.
I'm sure y'all know Jerry Springer was mayor of Cincinnati, Ohio once. Did you also know Maury Povich was a serious journalist once, host of a political talk show in DC and son of a great sports writer, Shirley Povich? Remember Oprah's plans for her new network?
All of this is to say what we want to do and what sells in the market don't match up, so the choice is to join the crowd or fade away. This is why we get Honey Boo Boo, it's what people wanna see.
Everybody have a gudden, I'm out for the day.
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 12:18pm.
OK, let's all reveal our secret guilty pleasure food!
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Mine is graham crackers covered in frosting.
Just because you have lower income doesn't mean you have to eat fake crap. Real butter doesn't cost that much more than the gross tub stuff.
My country Bacon Jew ass went and married a Yankee goy who puts ketchup on HAM SANDWICHES. *smdh*
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 12:18pm.
OK, let's all reveal our secret guilty pleasure food! I'll start:
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I adore fresh berries and whipped cream.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 12:25pm.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 12:18pm.
OK, let's all reveal our secret guilty pleasure food! I'll start:
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When I was a kid I would dip vienna sausages in peanut butter... I haven't done it since I was a kid but still would. *makes grocery list*
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Good on Saltines. We call it "fishin' food" cuz that's what we pack for a day of fishing.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Mama June here is an extreme couponer no? So couldn't she just use the coupon for 10 jars of Raqu for $5??????????
They really should look into growing their own veggies. My mom isn't an experienced gardener at all, and her tomato plants produce tons of tomatoes. Decent sauce is really cheap to make if you grow your own tomatoes and basil.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 12:17pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 12:00pm.
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Yup. Stupidity is universal. When I was hella preggers and shopping, I said I was starving. Some skinny Yankee-accented dumb bitches started laughing, I told 'em to shut the fuck up afore I et them and picked my teefs wid dey leg bones. You know I am far more articulate than that, and usually use proper english. Sometimes, it's fun to play into the stereotype to fuck with people. Perhaps some of the behavior on this show is that, too. But I'm afraid these strike me as the "bless their hearts, they just don't know any better" category.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
what's wrong with pork chops in mushroom soup. It's what I had for supper (although I didn't make it). Meatballs in mushroom soup over rice with peas is the bomb. I must have shit taste when it comes to food.
HEY HEY HEY! I LOVE pork chops in mushroom sauce!!!
I HATE ketchup, this is revolting to me.
When I make my fresh spaghetti sauce it's probably a total of $20 for everything I need including the meat, and it makes a VAT of sauce. I freeze half of it and can get 2-3 meals out of each half.
You can't tell me that ketchup and butter is cheaper than the generic tomato sauce. I refuse to believe that.
My parents grew up dirt poor in Virginia and ate normally. But they did have a garden and some of the things they grew up on are southern classics.
My husbands family grew up even poorer in rural Alabama and they ate normally .... just not a lot to go around for everyone.
This woman's excuse is just laziness and she thinks she's being fancy and creative like Paula Deen. Any Southerner knows if you want to make pasta, just smash some tomatoes from your garden, heat it over the stove and toss in onions, peppers and whatever spices you have. That's what both my parents did and my in-laws.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 12:18pm.
OK, let's all reveal our secret guilty pleasure food! I'll start:
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When I was a kid I would dip vienna sausages in peanut butter... I haven't done it since I was a kid but still would. *makes grocery list*