Chris Brown Got An Underboob Tattoo Right After RiRi Got An Underboob Tattoo
"It's not RiRi!" is what Fist Brown's rep said when everyone figured he passed the pinnacle of psychopathness by getting a trophy tattoo of RiRi's beaten face on his neck. Fist Brown said that his new neck tattoo isn't of RiRi, it's of a Day of the Dead skull. (So basically, it's a tattooed warning to his future girlfriends letting them know what will happen to them if they try to check his cell phone while he's driving.) Fist Brown got another ugly tattoo the other day and I'm sure this one also has nothing to do with RiRi even though he got it on the same place as her tribute to her Gran Gran tattoo. Coincidence!
Fist Brown got a tattoo of a fighter jet under his nipples, because in case we didn't know from him punching faces off and throwing chairs through windows, he's a fighter. But I think Fist Brown is trying to tell us something else with that tattoo, because that doesn't look like a fighter jet to me. It looks like a flying peen head crashing directly into a swollen anus. It's the most fitting tattoo he's ever gotten.
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Georgia O'Keefe knockoff.
Looks to me like a well-equipped plane preparing to shoot off his junk. Now, if only...
i def thought that was a no-no hole in the middle at first sight.
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Why oh why do we have to keep hearing about this fool, the Kardashians and the Lohans? Why? Its like a never ending plague.
If he and RiRi were as badass as they like to think they are and dont care what ppl say, they would just get together, instead of leaving these little PR turds, like similar tattoos, kissing at the VMAs, and RiRi wailing to fucking Oprah about how much she misses that d. Its like they are trying to ease the world into them reuniting but i dont think ppl care that much, i mean its ur face RiRi, not mine.
obviously his tattoo artist hates him...
as does his friends...
and his girlfriend...
and his sidepiece (she of the ugly tats too)
because all his tats look like shit!
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my nails. Nope. Fresh out of fucks."
Um that plane has a vagina for a cockpit.
Ummm...that's not a fighter jet,lol! It's his tongue and the two "side engines" are his feet/shoes.
I don't see a plane really. I see the wings but not quite the rest. It's an awful tattoo
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this tattoo is a rorschach test and i see nothing but sexual organs & a bad tattoo.
Fist Brown needs to tattoo his face. ALL of it.
That is a vagina with fingers. Fitting for a bitch ass pussy.
you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan
A plane? Really? It looks like some sort of a panocha spider mutation with its tongue sticking out and wearing boots. *shrugs*
Well, at least I know I'm not alone in thinking at first it's a rather detailed tattoo of a woman's nether regions. Or a rather detailed tattoo of Fist Brown's own face. They look strikingly similar, after all.
I see an asshole in the middle of the tattoo.
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 6:46pm.
can we at least all agree that Chris Brown is a flaming bag of douche?
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Totally! in fact thinking about it, douche is too soft a term for this waste of oxygen and good set of internal organs. Dont think there is a word thats been invented yet to sum up how abhorrant this excuse for a human being is.
Ri supposedly has a new single from her upcoming album coming out in a few days. How much y'all wanna bet all this foolishness will boost her sales dramatically? Sadly, that is the kind of planet we reside on.
Tried searching..but couldn't find who saw "HEY SUESS" down there on his navel (cock? Can't tell)...but that's what I saw, but he's wearing Gilligan's hat. The '20s spats are spot on. And yes they DO have creepy faces on them. Especially the Jay Leno one. I did notice the "nose" of the "fighter" seems to have eyes with long eyelashes and a tongue on the end. The missile on the right is shaped like Ray Jay's Boomerang dick. Maybe this is a tattoo for him?? Just a thought....
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Sans Fard, not only can we all agree that Chris Brown is a douche, we all agree that this is possibly the ugliest tattoo ever inked.
It's a Dlisted first! Total agreement!
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Whether a vagina, a penis, the Virgin Mary, Lucifer, Rihanna's busted up face, or anyfuckingthing else, can we at least all agree that Chris Brown is a flaming bag of douche?
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 2:57pm.
He'll regret this when next he puts on a bikini.
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oh goodness that killed me LOL! personally i thought it was a rose in the middle and in a way i want to think of it like that because the idea of a vagina being on him or anywhere near him saddens me-its an insult to vagina's-they deserve better than to be in any way related to this douchebag!
I see the puss AND the Lady of Guadalupe standing on the back... wow.
Oh man! That is the worst tattoo ever! It kinda looks like the Geico gecko with a little hat on.
DO YOU NOT SEE THE VAGINA IN THE COCKPIT?
Submitted by fauve on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:08pm.
The vertical protrusion right at the top in the middle looks like the rear end of a tall Schnauzer with its tail up and sniffing around for a good place to poop.______________________
Oh now we getting personal.
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Miss Mable - yeasssss mee seeeee it now , right yah R ! Eiiiirrreee!!!!!
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
Uh, the cockpit is a vagina y'all. Vaginal opening....clitoris, clitoral hood...I'm totally seeing vulva here.
Hotmami -lol haas so funny. You should have been with me at ikea today it was chock a block full of cock ! My goodness I was getting hit up from housewares to checkout. Finally had enough as I waited in line at the bistro cafe and told a guy no twice I will not give him my tel # & this is the only face I have. Ironically the world assumes that only the gays shop there. Yeah right ( sarcasm ).
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
What a dick. No, wait, I like dicks. What a dumbass.
He's a jerk. Yesterday the beaten face tat on his neck now this. What a famewhore!
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
I see a dick, but it's because I'm a raging horndog and I see dicks everywhere.
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Gross and stupid just like him.
Orangina - sometimes a tattoo artist will put his own twist on things.
My orchid I have, when looked at can either look like a skull, or you see a vaj.
Done without my knowledge, but, meh. No one ever sees it.
I want to hear his meaning for this one because the only way I can see anyone getting a fighter jet tattoo is if they were a pilot, military, family member, etc.
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The vertical protrusion right at the top in the middle looks like the rear end of a tall Schnauzer with its tail up and sniffing around for a good place to poop.
LMAO @ everybody's doing Rorschach test with CB's tattoo! I don't want to hear diagnosis, hahahaha
That looks like a vagina. Haha! how did that happen? He must've brought in the worst image that popped up when he did a Google image search for "fighter jet". That tattoo guy was like, "...Are you sure you don't want me to print out a better picture of a fighter jet? We have a printer. No, you want this one?...Okay."
All I see is a pussy there....
Douche Brown needs to get his money back. That thing is hideous. Don't these idiots have anything better to do than get tattooed on a daily basis?
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Submitted by dlaugher on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 3:19pm.
an alien baby jesus as pilot and a Lady of Guadalupe standing on the outside.
LMFAO give me what you're smoking, bb!
M.E.--Lady of Guadalupe, Virgin Mary, urethra, narrow cave entry to hell, "tail"--whatever.
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Submitted by ursulahotname on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 3:40pm.
Ever since MK and dlisted came into my life
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LOL, ya the D is a fun place to hang for sure:)
Submitted by MTurtle on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 3:44pm.
Uh, I am definitely seeing a vagina in there.
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Me, too. And some thumbs and a tongue. I think I'm going to have nightmares from this.
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Uh, I am definitely seeing a vagina in there.
Died laughing in the elevator, reading all the comments.
Ever since MK and dlisted came into my life, I've had so much more to laugh about every day, and I live to snort and guffaw. You guys are pretty funny yerselves too. Hats off, I'm
Pretty grateful.
And where I'm seeing the vulva looks like that death's head moth from "The Silence of the Lambs." God, this is one fucked-up tattoo.
http://visualfunhouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/silence-of-the-lamb...
the tail piece sticking up in back looks like the Virgin Mary.
Damn u all I keep going back to look . I see the lady of Guadalupe !!!!