The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 13th!

"Look, it's just cheaper than giving Lindsay Lohan her own private shower, so everyone just deal with it." - TFBuckFutter

Runners-up:

There, now I don't think i'll get pregnant when I kick Kevin Federline in the balls. - daisy100

Preparing for a session with QUENTIN TARANTINO. - Chris Knight

Beiber: Is this what these are for?

Selena: *sigh* no. - Mani6

via Tosh.0

Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by mizriz on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 7:15pm.

I always use protection before I go pussyfooting around.

Submitted by kzingher on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 7:13pm.

Here Comes Honey Foot Fuck

Submitted by herroyalflyness on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 6:07pm.

The 90s pop group added another member to form the band, Toe-knee Toni Tony Tone

Submitted by herroyalflyness on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 6:05pm.

Explicit "foot-age"

Submitted by MILF on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 6:05pm.

Momma June found a way to keep them pesky gnats from feasting on her forklift foot.

Submitted by herroyalflyness on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 5:58pm.

Although many have wondered how Blake Lively continues to get roles in hit films, undercover footage displays why she was always a "shoe in" with directors.

Submitted by thetrizzlestick on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 5:45pm.

My penis reeks of the smell of de'feet.

Submitted by BaconSlut on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 5:43pm.

"Shake shake shake
Shake shake shake
Shake your footy!
Shake your footy!"

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Submitted by Skatesofgold on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 5:40pm.

Not fully satisfied with the results from his first condom PR stunt, Zac Effron's PR team planned something bigger for his red carpet walk.

Submitted by cranky1 on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 5:38pm.

Are you ready for some football!

Submitted by jodi1025 on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 5:04pm.

Finally......a dick that will feel snug again to octomom!

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 5:04pm.

Uma Thurman came adequately prepared for her Kill Bill 3 audition.

Submitted by Bonequisha on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 5:00pm.

If you're going to pussyfoot around, protect yourself. "Public wisdom is deranged."
"Huliganjetta" - Gogol Bordello

Submitted by crankenstein on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:56pm.

Jesus Christ Justin, how many times do I have to tell you, it doesn't go there ...

Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:53pm.

Enjoy foot fucking safely. The new foot condom is 98% effective in preventing toe jam leakage, fungal transmission, and stank cheese aroma when used properly with groomed feet.

Submitted by chiral on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:51pm.

Wow! Those rumours about Christian Slater's foot fetish are true!

Submitted by deonsnider on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:48pm.

When you watch movies or television shows that portray the business world as it was several decades ago (think of the Mad Men era), you may recall scenes with men in suits huddled around a conference table. Life Size Video Conferencing

Submitted by BaconSlut on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:45pm.

ROFLMAO! Hookers on FIYAH today! MK is going to have a hem-whore-age choosing winnahs!

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Submitted by marky mark on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:43pm.

Tommy Boy takes extra precautions to restrict accidental thetan transmissions when interviewing new recruits.

Submitted by Tyroan on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:36pm.

From the guy sexting that he's got 12 inches for you.

Submitted by bambam on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:31pm.

If a guido says he's gonna put his foot so far up your ass he's gonna need a condom, believe it.

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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:31pm.

"These boots are made for f----n'
And that's just what they'll do
These boots are made for f-----n'
And they're going to f--- all over you.

Are you ready, boots? Start f----n!"

(Miley has become so cutting edge)

Submitted by sarahfave on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:29pm.

The Green Lantern theme kinda got out of hand on Blake Lively and Ryan Reynold's wedding night.

Submitted by emmy55 on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:26pm.

After watching Kim's sex tape for the 50th time Kayne decided he better be safe than sorry.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:21pm.

My anacondom don't want none.

Submitted by cs182 on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:20pm.

Somebody tell Megan Fox she doesn't need to use wacky home remedies on her feet, they're just fine. However, She should be more concerned about those toe thumbs!

Submitted by dlaugher on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:19pm.

The Real Story Behind Crocs: How a Fetish Turned Into Millions!

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Amnesty International
Shine a Light

Submitted by Ninabean on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:18pm.

And Kris Humphries is still wondering how his girlfriend ended up pregnant...

Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:15pm.

If you're going to put your foot up my ass, at least put a condom on it. I don't know where it's been.

Submitted by rook on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:12pm.

A condom a day keeps the gnats away.

Submitted by NeverEclipsed on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:11pm.

One of the many compromises Kelly Preston has had to make to make her marriage work.

Submitted by cs182 on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:11pm.

Using contraceptives in an improper fashion. Reason #23 Kardashians get Crotchrashians.

Submitted by BaconSlut on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:08pm.

There shall be no fungus among us.

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Submitted by justvisiting1 on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:07pm.

Quentin Tarantino asks her to use protection.

Submitted by CindyBman on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:04pm.

Not A Caption:

Could we please not support Tosh.O? I used to love his show and watched it regularly. Now, I refuse... after his whole "rape is funny" incident where he told a woman in his audience, "Wouldn’t it be funny if that girl got raped by like, 5 guys right now? Like right now? What if a bunch of guys just raped her…"

Not Cool. Waaay beyond Not Cool.

Submitted by cs182 on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:04pm.

Good to know at least whenever Kim Kardashian puts her foot in her mouth, at least it's protected.

Submitted by noeb on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:04pm.

Oh, look...Kanye is styling Kim again.

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 5:53pm.

The last time I stepped on a vagina unprotected I ended up with a baby toe!

Submitted by MooseMama on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:02pm.

A must have if you plan on having kinky foot sex with Quentin Tarantino

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I wish I had multiple Alts, that way I won't be so lonely when I'm talking to myself

Submitted by ShanaynayJones on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:01pm.

The contagion has been secured!

Submitted by MooseMama on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:01pm.

Mama June finally found a way to protect her forklift foot from gnats

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I wish I had multiple Alts, that way I won't be so lonely when I'm talking to myself

Submitted by thetrizzlestick on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 3:59pm.

My penis reeks of the smell of de'feet.

Submitted by prommom on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 3:59pm.

How Jon Hamm gets his condoms to fit.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 3:58pm.

The real reason the Duggars have 20 children.

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Nothing, nothing is manageable
So can't we skip the valedictories
I can see the door there
Shut it and forget my number