The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 13th!

"Look, it's just cheaper than giving Lindsay Lohan her own private shower, so everyone just deal with it." - TFBuckFutter

Runners-up:

There, now I don't think i'll get pregnant when I kick Kevin Federline in the balls. - daisy100

Preparing for a session with QUENTIN TARANTINO. - Chris Knight

Beiber: Is this what these are for?

Selena: *sigh* no. - Mani6

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Good one daisy ..... lol everyone, very funny!

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"You wait. They gonna get everybody on twitter, facebook, doing everythin' online and then they gonna pull the PLUG and we all gonna be FUCKED!"

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Submitted by TFBuckFutter on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 3:03pm.

Wow, quite a week for me.

Thanks everyone.

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Woo hoo, thank you MK, always an honor! Congrats winners!

Submitted by herroyalflyness on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 10:31am.

Good job everyone. Congrats TFBuckFutter, Daisy, Chris and Mani.

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daisy...lmao!!! congrats everyone!

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mah girl daisy♥ ON A FUCKIN "ROLE"!!!!!
congrats all!

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These were funny! I don't like to think about chirrens having sessy times, but, Mani's made me giggle.

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

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Congrats guys and thanks for the LOLz this morning!! daisy&ManiXOXOXO

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Daisy, yours made me giggle.

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"You wait. They gonna get everybody on twitter, facebook, doing everythin' online and then they gonna pull the PLUG and we all gonna be FUCKED!"

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Hm nice bootees! (To think that Dakota Fanning believed her mother's lies all these years .....)

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"You wait. They gonna get everybody on twitter, facebook, doing everythin' online and then they gonna pull the PLUG and we all gonna be FUCKED!"

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Beiber: Is this what these are for?

Selena: *sigh* no.

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How Mama June protects her forklift foot!

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Lindsay wouldn't dare forget stuffing her favorite socks in her Birkin to wear on the jet - she's living the dream!

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With that new penicillin-resistant toe fungus running amok even Quentin Tarantino is insisting on safe sex.....

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Maybe Kevin Federline isn't super fertile. Maybe he's just really, really stupid.

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Look, it was either this or putting banana peels on her feet to kill them gnats. Mama June don't buy nuthin from the Piggly Wiggly unless she's got a coupon for it. These cost her 5 cents for a gross. Yeah, let's see who's laughin' now.

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Sugar Bear getting ready for footsie with Mama June

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You put your right foot in,
You put your right foot out,
You put your right foot in,
And you shake it all about,

You do the Travolta pokey
and you flip him upside down
That what it's all about.

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Kermit wasn't lying when he sang it's not easy being green.

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Little known foot fetish porn star, Paul Bunion.

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Someone drops a farmhouse on Kirk Cameron, and look at what's left.

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In the video, you can hear Bill Cosby say "Jello, wiggle biziggle lime ziggle jiggle!"

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Submitted by Rebecky227 on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 7:52pm.

Mama June may know nothin bout birth control, but she is schooled on gnat control.

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Jon Hamm keepin' it green while getting an enviro safe footie.

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