Amanda Bynes Trades In Drinking And Driving For Toking And Driving
If Amanda Bynes had any fucks to give about her situation, she already ground it up in her weed grinder and smoked it in her one hitter. TMZ has a gallery of over 20 pictures of Amanda Bynes living the dream by smoking the good shit out of a cigarette lighter pipe in her BMW before eating Baja Fresh tacos and toking up again in a Home Depot parking lot. I know, what a beyond dumb bitch. I mean, who inhales the breath of the Gods while parked in a Home Depot parking lot? Does she really want her buzz ruined by a day worker (who is probably my cousin) knocking on her car window to ask if she needs her roof fixed or something?
Amanda shouldn't even be driving, because: a) She's Amanda Bynes and she's more of a menace to drivers than a Ke$hit song popping up on the radio (Nothing will make you want to crash into the center divider like the sound of Ke$hit's auto-tuned mouth farts.) and; b) Bitch got her license suspended on August 25th, because she refused to blow into the breathalyzer during her DUI arrest.
The paps first caught Amanda at a Baja Fresh in the Valley and clicked their cameras as she took herself higher in the car in between eating on some delicious tacos. Toking and eatin' is real stressful, so Amanda got her stoned muscles massaged at a spa for 3 hours. Amanda got back in her car and drove the way you'd expect Amanda to drive. Bumper Car Mandy cut people off and broke a bunch of traffic laws. Amanda drove around aimlessly for several hours before driving into a Home Depot parking lot to suck on her pipe some more. While Amanda was away from her car, the paps took pictures of the inside and just like her life, it's a sad mess. It's like peeking into the inside of her brain. There's shit scattered everywhere and the one empty can of A&W tells me that maybe just maybe she's capable of making one good decision.
What more is there to say about this mess. I wouldn't be surprised if Amanda turned to a life of joo-ree thieving to support her weed and tacos habit (ala Lindsay Lohan) or inherited Brit Brit's pink wig and started terrorizing gas stations. And the paps are either really shitty business people or Amanda bribed them with a taco to not call the cops on her and snap away as her stoned ass got taken away in handcuffs. My guess is the latter, because if the paps are anything like me, they'll do anything if you wave a Baja Fresh taco at them.
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You know, I smoked pot ONCE and it did nothing to me. Am I a dork??
I think people (adults) should be able to smoke it if they want. I know it helps a lot of people relax, and is way better than drinking, imo. It also helps a lot of sick ppl feel better, so I am pro-weed.
But it worries me when people do it while driving. Aren't you putting a bunch of ppl including yourself in danger? I would think your reflexes and response time would be off since you are so relaxed. I know nothing about it, so someone please school me!
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bmitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 1:19pm.
LMAO jeannee and Whamo!
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Exactly! I'm Jamaican / Irish and I feel the same way! Lol!!
Shoot this sack of shit before she kills someone, please.
This girl is me on any given day of the week. Since it's just me, I usually take a few solid hits before work or while I'm at lunch. On days off I run errands while catching a buzz that usually consists of returning things bought on NeedlessMarkup.com or Saks when I was high either because they are too big or too small. Then I stop at Chickfilet and order a delicious 12 pack nugget with Polynesian sauce and a large lemonaide. Sometimes, when the craving is there, I hit up Chipotle for a bowl. I also love Jambajuice Orange Dream machines, too. I usually keep my truck clean though, of fastfood bags, because the boyfriend gets mad when he sees them. We always take his car out because mine smells like buds, has ashtray full of roaches and never has gas in it. He is awesome though because sometimes when he has time he details it for me :). Rock on girl from that Nick show I used to watch when I was a kid. You know how to have a good time. I'll drive though :) I have a great driving record and know how to handle the buds behind the wheel. Girl needs to learn from a true gangsta.
LMAO jeannee and Whamo!
Many yrs ago when my husband and I were newlyweds, we decided to take a road trip to Disneyworld. This was before GPS's, so I had NO idea where I was going. My husband, who is Brazilian (has nice tan skin), told me to NOT pull over anywhere in Georgia, because he was afraid of getting lost and being kidnapped and killed by KKK members!! :0
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Now there are TWO pics which PROVE she is driving on a suspended license. ONE while being high.
WILL SOMEONE PLEASE THROW THIS ASSHOLE IN JAIL?
FUCK.
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Nothing, nothing is manageable
So can't we skip the valedictories
I can see the door there
Shut it and forget my number
Submitted by Mel-Tang
I do everything alone. Most of the time I don't have the mental strength to deal with that much so it's easier to do things solo.
Smoking up. At Home Depot. On her way to Baja Fresh. NGL, I dunno whether to side-eye judge or fill out an application to be her BFF.
Seriously though, she should invest in some edibles. Combustion kills, yo.
Submitted by Jeanneee on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 1:05pm.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 12:48pm.
I live in Georgia and can attest to this. I grew up in Cobb County and we used to joke that COBB stands for "count on being busted."
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LMFAO! Georgia scares the shit out of me.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 12:48pm.
Oh...and Southern cops would have thrown her ass in jail 5 yrs ago, and she'd still be there if she pulled this. Especially Georgia.
A friend of mine who is a police officer in a northern state, was pulled over on I-95 in Georgia, and he showed the cop that pulled him over his brotherly badge. The guy told him 'This is Georgia son. We don't do that here' and gave his ass a ticket!! DAYUM!!! They do not play.
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I live in Georgia and can attest to this. I grew up in Cobb County and we used to joke that COBB stands for "count on being busted."
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
I hope this bish doesn't kill someone with her loco driving ways.
Also, is it legal to just photograph the inside of one's car like that? Seems kind of like an invasion of privacy to me, though I have no idea what the legality of that is. I guess if it's not on her own property...
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 12:27pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 12:25pm.
@ Kizzy, our is 100kph but they let but people easily cruise all day at 120 130kph ( 75 80mph)
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you guys go by kilometers up there? I never could grasp the kilometer or celcius thing...
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LOl, yes we're metric up here Jake. It's funny because they started the change when I was a kid and slowly integrated it so people my age will still think in imperial at times. A hot day here is 35c. When I talk to someone I will still say "it's a bout 5 miles down the road.
As far as gas is concerned I can only think in liters now not gallons
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 12:55pm.
Kizzy I think we should marry them. :) <3
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The chihuahua could slip a large ring around the Doritos bag, seal the deal and the freshness, we could throw shredded cheese and lettuce, and tie sauce packets to the limo. *sniff* it would be such a beautiful ceremony!! *HONK**sniffle*
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Evil...they are like a drug. I swear they put something in them to keep people coming back!!
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 12:54pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 12:45pm.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 12:42pm.
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Proud of you for your restraint, and healthy dinner. Enjoy those Doritos, doll, you earned 'em.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Kizzy I think we should marry them. :) <3
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Pffftt...I ate my Taco Bell in their parking lot by myself for a year and gained like 1,000 lbs. No one felt sorry for me!!
It's nice to do shit by yourself sometimes. No one nags you, and you can fill your pie hole in peace.
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Can this bitch not even get a dugout one hitter?
If you're going to do it, do it right!
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 12:51pm.
Omg Kizzy they are... my mini Mel-Tang's go CRAZY for those!!
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So do I, ROFL!! They were made to be together, Doritos and Taco Bell.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 12:45pm.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 12:42pm.
The Doritos Locos are sooo goooood.
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Heaven really did answer my prayers when Doritos Locos arrived on the scene! I ALMOST got a few yesterday, BUT decided to be good and eat dinner at home. : (
BUT I am snacking on Doritos now, just not in taco form.
Omg Kizzy they are... my mini Mel-Tang's go CRAZY for those!!
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Smoking by herself doesn't necessarily make her sad and lonely. She probably just likes getting high. I had to quit because I got pregnant, but up to that point, I smoked by myself as well as with others, because I liked to get high. Thankfully, I never got into any trouble or troublesome situations, so it was fun for me to do. If I didn't have a baby now, I'd probably still be smoking. Nothing to do with breastfeeding, just have to be alert, not chillaxin'.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
She was probably just messing with the paps, see how far/long they'd follow her.
Oh...and Southern cops would have thrown her ass in jail 5 yrs ago, and she'd still be there if she pulled this. Especially Georgia.
A friend of mine who is a police officer in a northern state, was pulled over on I-95 in Georgia, and he showed the cop that pulled him over his brotherly badge. The guy told him 'This is Georgia son. We don't do that here' and gave his ass a ticket!! DAYUM!!! They do not play.
www.poopreport.com :)
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 12:42pm.
The Doritos Locos are sooo goooood.
Is this silly bitch thinking she's shedding the Disney image and earning her toke cred?
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Smoking dope alone in your car in a parking lot = sad. I feel bad for her. I suspect she doesn't give a shit because she doesn't have anyone in her life who gives a shit about her.
Parents, don't let your babies grow up to be former child stars!
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
I remember driving around aimlessly for hours on end back when I did drugs. One night I was bored and just kept going. Finally wound up in San Diego. Turned around and made the 9 hr drive home.
Wow. Just wow. Someone is crying for attention.
But I have to admit. Anything at Taco Bell minus the beef substitute beans is beyond HEAVENLY. Their new rice bowl gives me orgasms.
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She totally wants attention.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
First off, I love MK's nickname for dear Amanda. Second, I'd be interested to know if people like Bumper Car Mandy are even aware of how big of a joke they have become?
Thanks for the laughs, BC Mandy, I hope the money you saved by not attending acting school will get you a lifetime bus pass.
If I had the money I'd be a trainwreck like this chick too. Alas, I've been a walker/public transport user all my life, and my drugs are all prescription to keep me quasi-stable.
I love that the picture is a screen shot. MK for president!
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 12:25pm.
@ Kizzy, our is 100kph but they let but people easily cruise all day at 120 130kph ( 75 80mph)
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you guys go by kilometers up there? I never could grasp the kilometer or celcius thing...
@ Kizzy, our is 100kph but they let but people easily cruise all day at 120 130kph ( 75 80mph)
This just got sad. She is obviously crying out for help and attention, driving around getting stoned by herself for hours just waiting to get pulled over or for the paps to call the police.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 12:12pm.
Lisbet, you have to go Charlie Manson or be black or latino
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Charlie Tyrone Fernandez should get you locked up fast enough.
Does this girl not have any fsmily?
And WHY didn't this pap call the popo???
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 11:52am.
Submitted by MahatMaCoat on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 11:30am.
Does she not have any friends? Methinks she might have a some kind of manic thing going on? She must be very lonely driving around by herself all day obviously with nothing to do.
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Yeah, that's what I was wondering. I remember doing the fun driving times with a stop at Toke-A Bowl (Taco Bell) when I was in high school/college, but it was always a group activity. And I'd like to think we were a little less obvious.
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Even if she has no friends (which is sad enough, on its own) where's her family? If my parents, for instance, saw me doing half of what this trick is doing, they'd first march over and beat seven shades of shite out of me. Then they'd start thinking about getting "help" for me. And I could kiss goodbye to driving.
The saddest bit about it is that she's well on her way to hurting someone, and no one cares.
This girl is a train wreck waiting to happen.
Just hope she's not driving at the time and
hurts/kills someone. Where is her family??????
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 12:08pm.
@ Kizy...What is the highway speed limit down there?
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65, but you can do 70, no worries. 72, however, will get you a ticket. But "fuzzbusters" are legal here.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 12:12pm.
Or be Paris Hilton. Hahaha.
This makes me think of that crazy thread on godlikeproductions and the abuse in hollywood.. Especially child stars.. They referenced Amanda Bynes several times.
Lisbet, you have to go Charlie Manson or be black or latino.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Serious question:
What does it take to get someone jailed/in psychiatric care in LA?
@ Kizy...What is the highway speed limit down there?
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 12:04pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 11:55am.
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THIS!! (Mostly here in NC, too.) *grumbles about dumb bitches can't even get high right*
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Really!, I would think NC would be tougher. See here's my stereotype of the south kicking in (is NC considered south? ) anyway as soon as cops have an accent I just assume they are going make me do 5 years hard time for an illegal lane change. If they have those Buford T Justice hats on I KNOW I'm fucked!
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Aww hell yeah, we's Southern as they come!! I got that crackerlicious drawl, too. Well, DUH, smoke your doobie all you want, just keep your car or tractor 'tween the ditches. Speeders give 'em woodies, jus' in case y'all's some real bad'uns.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Datura on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 12:02pm.
It's like Disney hits the self-destruct button on these girls when whey reach age 20.
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We really do need to cut these girls some slack. If you got molested on a regular basis by Pinocchio and a 4-fingered mouse, you'd want to smoke the memories away, too.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 11:55am.
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THIS!! (Mostly here in NC, too.) *grumbles about dumb bitches can't even get high right*
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Really!, I would think NC would be tougher. See here's my stereotype of the south kicking in (is NC considered south? ) anyway as soon as cops have an accent I just assume they are going make me do 5 years hard time for an illegal lane change. If they have those Buford T Justice hats on I KNOW I'm fucked!
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 11:43am.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 11:30am.
Plus when you got a stoner hankerin for tacos you must obey it Whammy. I'm surprised you didn't think of that, Cheech ;)
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LOL, I love pretzels, ice cream, and sour patch kids when I'm high:P
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Wow you have very specific cravings.
I turn into PacMan and will eat just about anything...with the exception of No Neck's cuntreecrocketchupsketti of course... Hey even stoners have standards ya know.
It's like Disney hits the self-destruct button on these girls when whey reach age 20.
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