Amanda Bynes Trades In Drinking And Driving For Toking And Driving
If Amanda Bynes had any fucks to give about her situation, she already ground it up in her weed grinder and smoked it in her one hitter. TMZ has a gallery of over 20 pictures of Amanda Bynes living the dream by smoking the good shit out of a cigarette lighter pipe in her BMW before eating Baja Fresh tacos and toking up again in a Home Depot parking lot. I know, what a beyond dumb bitch. I mean, who inhales the breath of the Gods while parked in a Home Depot parking lot? Does she really want her buzz ruined by a day worker (who is probably my cousin) knocking on her car window to ask if she needs her roof fixed or something?
Amanda shouldn't even be driving, because: a) She's Amanda Bynes and she's more of a menace to drivers than a Ke$hit song popping up on the radio (Nothing will make you want to crash into the center divider like the sound of Ke$hit's auto-tuned mouth farts.) and; b) Bitch got her license suspended on August 25th, because she refused to blow into the breathalyzer during her DUI arrest.
The paps first caught Amanda at a Baja Fresh in the Valley and clicked their cameras as she took herself higher in the car in between eating on some delicious tacos. Toking and eatin' is real stressful, so Amanda got her stoned muscles massaged at a spa for 3 hours. Amanda got back in her car and drove the way you'd expect Amanda to drive. Bumper Car Mandy cut people off and broke a bunch of traffic laws. Amanda drove around aimlessly for several hours before driving into a Home Depot parking lot to suck on her pipe some more. While Amanda was away from her car, the paps took pictures of the inside and just like her life, it's a sad mess. It's like peeking into the inside of her brain. There's shit scattered everywhere and the one empty can of A&W tells me that maybe just maybe she's capable of making one good decision.
What more is there to say about this mess. I wouldn't be surprised if Amanda turned to a life of joo-ree thieving to support her weed and tacos habit (ala Lindsay Lohan) or inherited Brit Brit's pink wig and started terrorizing gas stations. And the paps are either really shitty business people or Amanda bribed them with a taco to not call the cops on her and snap away as her stoned ass got taken away in handcuffs. My guess is the latter, because if the paps are anything like me, they'll do anything if you wave a Baja Fresh taco at them.
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The girl is crazy. She needs some sense in her head, smoking weed and driving is not a happy combination and I am not saying this for her, I am saying it for the unfortunate driver she may meet on the other side of the road because she lost the control of her car. It's not enough to pull your car over to have a smoke, once you brain is high, you should just stop driving.
Submitted by Jeanneee on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 8:15pm.
Forsyth Co Sheriff's Dept looooves to set up "safety checkpoints", and at random times too. I got stopped at 11 AM on a Sunday once. I guess now that Sunday liquor sales passed, they have to make sure nobody's driving around on the Lord's day with a 40 in the cupholder.
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Girl, I'm so happy they FINALLY passed Sunday alcohol sales! I hated having to plan ahead for Sunday drinking.
Forsyth Co., eh? Do you happen to live in *whispers* Cumming? Heehee. Still makes me laugh like an 11 year old boy...what a terrible name for a city!
Submitted by JTROS on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 5:23pm.
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Forsyth Co Sheriff's Dept looooves to set up "safety checkpoints", and at random times too. I got stopped at 11 AM on a Sunday once. I guess now that Sunday liquor sales passed, they have to make sure nobody's driving around on the Lord's day with a 40 in the cupholder.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
I guess you can get away with anything in Cali as long as you kill anybody.
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Pretty brazen behavior for a Z-lister, but I must admit that this is pretty hardcore of her. Lohan must be pissed that she can't up her game while on set.
OMG Poopele...I lol'd at your comment so hard, I farted. My dog is looking at me like wtf???? Hahahahahaha
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Crazyassmom and Womanoftheyear....LMFAO!!!!!! I am crying laughing over here!!
Jeanneee....there are parts of Georgia that are gorgeous. I absolutely love Hilton Head and Savannah. <3
We live in Virginia, and there are places here that get very 'backwoodsy' too. Before you know it, you're in Redneckville and it's creepy as all hell.
It used to freak me out because tons of ppl bury their family members in their yards like it's nothing. But you get used to it. Lol
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I got stoned in home depot once.
I couldn't get out of the tile aisle. It totally freaked me out.
The desperation is escalating I see. I should check the bookies and see what the odds are for arrested/dead in a month. Hopefully she doesn't take anyone with her.
Yeah - definitely. My Dad had a roach clip in his pocket one day while driving. This was in the 70s, and it was northern Florida.
He was not speeding, but he was young and considered a "hood". The cop pulled him over, and ordered him to get out of the car. He did not have any drugs, nor was he under the influence. He still got arrested for "reckless driving and possession". The case got thrown out, but it was a hassle. Needless to say, you do not want to be pulled over in Florida or Georgia. You have to be incredibly careful.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 5:18pm.
Are you an attorney, Rande? You sound like you know your shit....
Submitted by Bizzarelife on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 2:46pm.
Submitted by Jeanneee on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 1:05pm.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 12:48pm.
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Georgia here, too. I haven't had any issues with cops (knock on wood!), but I'm also white, live in a relatively safe neighborhood (ITP), and generally know where the speed traps are. Any cop who says they don't racially profile in GA is a liar.
You do NOT want to get busted for a DUI here. These MFers don't mess around. They also love, love, love to set up road blocks to "check insurance".
Submitted by saltydog88 on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:08pm.
Pictures like this cannot be used in court, it is considered a form of hearsay in court, no officer saw her do it so she can't get arrested for it.
Naw.
DA: "Mr. Pap, did you see the defendant at Baja Fresh? Did you take photos of her? Is this a photo that you took?"
The police don't see all sorts of crimes; that doesn't prevent the govt from prosecuting. People would get away with murder if that were the rule.
The real prob is it's sort of a minor, victimless crime. Priorities and manpower being what they are, she's not likely to be arrested.
She was pissed when she shotgunned that (root) beer and didn't even catch a buzz. It just gave her mad burps, yo!
This is just sad. Bitch can't just stay home and get day wasted like the rest of us?
She is a moron.
this makes me very sad. she's obviously doing it all for attention. otherwise she'd be like the rest of us, smoking our weed at home. what is wrong with her that she needs all this fucking attention? is it because she's no longer working? this all just feels very dark to me and i dont see this being the end of her problems.
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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK
Pictures like this cannot be used in court, it is considered a form of hearsay in court, no officer saw her do it so she can't get arrested for it. It is the same reason that LA had to throw out their red-light camera tickets (and I'm thankful for that one). Unless she damaged some property and somebody can press charges against her the courts can't really do anything about it.
Wonderful southern cops. In my neck of the woods, small town in East TN, the first time I hit a 10-footer, shotgunned a beer or keg stand was at at a cop's lake house. I was like 16. Talk about crooked good ol' boys. They knew exactly how old we were and it went on for yours. Hell, they still throw the best parties...with stuff I'm sure they arrested for possession.
On the same coin, if you're an "undesirable" or trashneck you can guarantee you're stepping out of your car.
For those who smoked pot and didn't get high, it usually doesn't affect people until the second or third time you smoke. I don't know why but that was my experience and everyone I got high with back when I was young.
"Submitted by Datura on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 12:02pm.
It's like Disney hits the self-destruct button on these girls when whey reach age 20."
Well closer to 30 as the theory about MK Ultra and systemic abuse goes. When these girls get near to 30 they are either no longer required, or start to rebel against their programming. Self destruction/suicide is built into their programming as a tactic to avoid them spilling the beans on their abusers and they will start to go crazy. No one will believe a crazy person, just look at 'crazy' model Karen Mulder. Also Brit Brit with her multiple personalities and breakdown.
Geezus... so, this is the 2nd time it's been documented that she's driving with a suspended license, and nobody's doing anything about it? No police searching her out, no DA issuing an arrest warrent, no phone conversations with her lawyer to let her know she's in deep shit? And, she's freely smoking dope in the open, for everyone to see? This bitch is not only spiraling down, but she obviously wants to beat out lindsay blowhan for "Dumbass of the Year". I wonder if these pics will have any bearing on her DUI (and refusal to take the field sobriety test) hearing coming up soon...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
There was a highway patrolman where I grew up and he was notorious for handing out speeding tickets/moving violations. He didn't give a shit who you were or what you did for a living. The rich so and so's hated him for giving them & their kids tickets but Johnny Law didn't play.
Long story short - he busted my mom & I speeding. She told him I was about to piss all over her new car. He let us go. I always liked him after that.
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 1:49pm.
Coming out west again soon? ;)
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Not in the near future EEG but you never know LOL :)
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Submitted by Jeanneee on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 2:43pm.
Georgia is generally a nice place to live. The police are pretty scary though, especially if you are a person of color,
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SEE!! this is what I mean LOL, I love the sort of Gothic South, those movies that really stereotype the south but I never could / can be part of it. It attracts me and repeals me at the same time...kinda like some women I know.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 1:48pm.
Omg sucky...wth does being gay have to do with getting high? You are such a dork, but for some reason I <3 u. It's sick. :P
Maybe I just didn't do it right? I don't know. I also tried smoking a cigarette once and my friends (who all smoked) told me I looked like an ass, so I stuck to drinking.
And where exactly would a fat soccer mom like me get weed? Yeah that would look natural for my big ass van to pull up in the cracky part of town. Lol
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--Mel-tang: an easy way to get smoke in a city where you don't somebody is to ask your kids' friends or do what my friend does. He goes on gay.com chat rooms and says "420 420 420 help!". Somebody usually responds and he has even made some friends out of it. He isn't even gay btw (so he says) but I did find a jock strap in between the wall and his bed when I spent the night one time. LOL. As for Chickfilet, I know the CEO is a biggot but I cannot resist those tender juicy nuggets of chicken sometime and they always say, "My pleasure", at the drive through. They are like the Neiman Marcus of fast-food, minus the pushy sales people.
Submitted by Jeanneee on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 1:05pm.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 12:48pm.
Oh...and Southern cops would have thrown her ass in jail 5 yrs ago, and she'd still be there if she pulled this. Especially Georgia.
A friend of mine who is a police officer in a northern state, was pulled over on I-95 in Georgia, and he showed the cop that pulled him over his brotherly badge. The guy told him 'This is Georgia son. We don't do that here' and gave his ass a ticket!! DAYUM!!! They do not play.
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I live in Georgia and can attest to this. I grew up in Cobb County and we used to joke that COBB stands for "count on being busted."
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Lived in GA on and off for a couple of years. DEFINITELY. The South is a scary place if you are on the wrong side of the law.
Everyone jokes mightily about FLA, but I am a native of FLA. I must say that I have seen some pretty hefty jail time for a lot less than that dumbass Bynes is doing up there. She would get thrown in the pokey - no doubt. They give zero fucks for celebrities.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 1:35pm.
bmitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 1:19pm.
LMAO jeannee and Whamo!
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Exactly! I'm Jamaican / Irish and I feel the same way! Lol!!
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Georgia is generally a nice place to live. The police are pretty scary though, especially if you are a person of color, a practitioner of an "alternative" lifestyle, a Yankee carpetbagger, etc. Tyler Perry actually attempted (unsuccessfully) to sue the Atlanta Police Dept for supposedly violating his civil rights when they pulled him over in his Porsche and heckled him for SIX WHOLE MINUTES about it maybe being stolen. I say they missed a perfect opportunity to heckle him about how terrible his movies and TV shows are.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
By Mel-tang:
"...But it worries me when people do it while driving. Aren't you putting a bunch of ppl including yourself in danger? I would think your reflexes and response time would be off since you are so relaxed..."
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No, not at all. That time I sat at a stop sign for 10 mins *waiting for it to TURN. GREEN.* was PURELY coincidental. ;o)
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For some reason, I feel empathy for this lost soul; yet for lilo, I feel none.
OMG, this bitch! What more does she need to do before the police take away those keys? Hurt someone else in an accident?
And she looks just like yesterday's titty twitter chick...
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SandwichQueen, I <3 u. We should have our own pot party. I will bring the 'weed for dummies' handbook. ;)
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she obviously wants to be caught and I wonder what in her life pushed her off into the deep end? She seemed like such a wise child.
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I love that Amanda Bynes has graciously stepped up to fill the hole in my heart that desperately needs somebody to laugh at on a daily basis.
This bitch is out of her mind.
Lmao at the people who smoked weed and didn't get high. You are doing it wrong!!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
How are those pix not enough for the govt to prosecute her? I know LA has bigger probs, but come on. Giuliani already showed that allowing scofflaws to break the law with impunity only encourages more serious law-breaking by others.
Speaking of which, Michael Madsen just got popped for DUI while driving on PCH in Malibu. At 3 pm, his BAC was 0.21. How early do you have to start drinking to get to that level by 3 pm?
Well, doesn't this just tee me off???
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 1:38pm.
You know, I smoked pot ONCE and it did nothing to me. Am I a dork??
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I've done it twice, took a couple hits each time, and didn't feel any different. I kept asking how I would feel it but nothing ever happened.
Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack, it's Queen Kate Moss of course! From my favourite editorial shoot EVER.
Here in LA you can do some ho shit, lead the cops on a high speed chase through the city, then hop out and shoot at them and they STILL won't kill your sorry ass! Anything goes here if you're a dirtbag. This bitch and her tricks do not surprise me... it's the LA mentality. Fucked up!
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Jack...I asked the same thing yesterday, but I think Lucifer was gone already. That woman is gorgeous!!! Maybe I am gay, Sucky!!!
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You know how they say in writing you should always write "what you know"? Well, Amanda is doing just that. She's not a very interesting actress and she's a crap interview but she's very, very, very talented when it comes to vehicular endangerment. She's just doing what she do!
Whamo, now I am very upset you didn't visit when you were here. *drools*
Coming out west again soon? ;)
Lu32Cy.... WHO IS THE LOVELY LADY IN YOUR AVIE!?
Omg sucky...wth does being gay have to do with getting high? You are such a dork, but for some reason I <3 u. It's sick. :P
Maybe I just didn't do it right? I don't know. I also tried smoking a cigarette once and my friends (who all smoked) told me I looked like an ass, so I stuck to drinking.
And where exactly would a fat soccer mom like me get weed? Yeah that would look natural for my big ass van to pull up in the cracky part of town. Lol
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Oregon has allowed people to get their medical marijuana card to grow pot.
A friend of mine is an retired Army sniper with some pretty bad PTSD and has his own growing operation. He has benefited greatly by smoking to alleviate his anxiety when prescription drugs had too many side effects/or didn't work.
Other people with glaucoma, cancer, chronic pain can walk into any dispensary and get their allowance of pot.
Personally, I think it is fabulous and should be completely decriminalized.
suckandfuck: Try again, or are you gay? That could be your problem right there.
How dare you make me *snort laugh* BUDDY BEAR when I'm still angry with you!
Whamo: I'm Jamaican / Irish
Very nice.
@Womanoftheyear, Chickfilet? :O
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 1:38pm.
You know, I smoked pot ONCE and it did nothing to me. Am I a dork??
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I have heard of this before, smoking pot for the first time will sometimes have no effect on the person. Try again, or are you gay? That could be your problem right there.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Whamo...what a beautiful combination!! I bet you are gorgeous! :)
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