Open Post: Hosted By Brit Brit
Making the same derp face she makes when she realizes that one of her farts brought a surprise guest into her chonies, Brit Brit posed for photographers while putting her hands in wet concrete at The X-Factor 2 handprint ceremony at Grauman's Chinese Theater yesterday. I realize that Brit Brit isn't allowed to wipe herself without her conservators signing off on it first, so I don't fully put all the blame on her for having a pair of faded, dusty and dreadful brows, but can't something be done? Can't Demi Lovato help a bitch out?
Demi's brows put the vato in Lovato and every time I stare deep into them, I feel like I'm riding in the backseat of a lowrider with a bunch of chola beauties as "I'm Your Puppet" blares from a battery-powered boombox (the car stereo is broken). Demi just has to dip a finger in some of that wet concrete and paint some exquisite brows on Brit Brit, so she doesn't look like something out of The Hills Have Eyes. Somebody revive her eyebrow situation STAT!
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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 5:29pm
I wasn't serious!:)
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 5:21pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 5:13pm.
Funny story. Glad you clarified. I was thinking Oh no, we're going to start talking about fking and animals!
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Sweet Geeeezuz no Pushy, it's more of blue collar working class trades saying sort of thing:)
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 5:13pm.
Funny story. Glad you clarified. I was thinking Oh no, we're going to start talking about fking and animals!
Brit's neck: in the 1st pic, she doesn't have that neck/chin thing going on. It's the way she's holding her head. She's scrunching it down.
I feel bad for her. I do think she has a serious mental illness, bipolar maybe and is on some major medication. That she still has a conservator says ALOT.
That Lavato girl---I've not heard her music so I don't know if she has any talent, but just seems to me she sure doesn't have enough experience to
judge anything.
Thumbnail 3 is giving me the lolz.
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"Brows should not look like a condiment!" -MK
Submitted by beakers bitch on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 4:36pm.
Submitted by bambam on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 4:31pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 4:25pm.
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Is that really just a Canadian thing? You say someone's fucking the dog when they are not working or doing nothing. I have no idea of the origins.
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Lol, some Canadians hadn't heard it before either, I actually remember the first time I heard it and that was 30 years ago. I was working at a newspaper doing Ad paste up and I got called onto the carpet on a weekend shift and my boss madder than fish grease because we were falling behind in our output asked me "what am I suppose to tell MY boss, that we spent the weekend fucking the dog!" I burst out a laugh because it sounded so funny to me..My boss freakin lost it on me, needless to say I had to work overtime that Saturday. Lol!
Awwww, I actually think she looks pretty healthy! Nothing wrong with a healthy derp :)
Hekki & GG -- "Dumbo" -- LMAO!!! They could pick the kid up by its ears, using it like handles, BWWWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Deb -- ITA. You're right; she clearly didn't give a fuck how lousy she performed. Nor do I feel any pity for her either. I neither hate nor like her; she's just there for me.
Hekki, did you wave at Dumbo? *runs out of thread*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
I would have no problem with my girlfriend/wife being the breadwinner. But, I would not gold dig. I see what the guys look like that gold diggers go after; I could not get it up for the female equivalent.
Submitted by catfight357 on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 4:41pm.
I probably should call CPS. But they live in Georgia
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FYI -
http://dfcs.dhs.georgia.gov/sites/dfcs.dhs.georgia.gov/files/related_fil...
Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 4:33pm.
Send that kid out back to get a switch from a tree and tear that booty up like they did back in my day!!
Or depending how severe the behavior is, look for professional help.
Submitted by catfight357 on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 4:37pm.
you can get on line and figure out their county from their address, and google the county CPS hotline or dept of family services. something. good luck!!!!!
ETA: esp if there are hospital records that verify the neglect. this is a horrible situation but seems very easy to get cps involved here...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by beakers bitch on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 4:36pm.
Submitted by bambam on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 4:31pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 4:25pm.
no. we say "fucking the nanny/babysitter/gardener." and then actually do it ;-)
/explains migration of Canadian dogs across the border...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
it must be exhausting the team it takes to keep her going from day to day. they clearly dont drug her enough to get her makeup and hair done for everyday wear. she just looks awful.. i've never found her attractive mainly due to the dropping eyes that seem to start on the sides of her head..
props to the team that is trying to make her fiance look more like a older more boyfriend type than a creepy puppetmaster.. i wonder how much he gets paid to shuffle her around.
he's such a good babysitter
I probably should call CPS. But they live in Georgia.... I can only imagine the foster parents would be worse than she is. She's so dumb that she's dangerous and it angers me. And her husband is smart. And kind. AND good looking (rams head)
This is the same SIL who squatted at my house for 10 days. Drove up from Georgia for a visit with her family (all in the Northeast). Went to her MIL's house and decided she just couldn't stay there b/c she hates her MIL. Got in the car in the MIDDLE of Hurricane Irene & drove 20 miles to my house. Bitch drove her kids in a HURRICANE. Then wouldn't leave. We had to throw them out.
ETA - the hospital knows she's a fuck up. They are the ones that told her the baby is sick as a direct result of her having a "dry birth".
ETA one more time - all of my in-laws are not swift. My MIL has stage 4 cancer b/c she didn't go to a GYNO since the birth of her now 27 yr old daughter. She said she didn't know she was still supposed to go. She no longer has a vagina. It's been removed along with 7+ other organs. But my MIL is a wonderful person. SIL is an asshole.
Submitted by bambam on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 4:31pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 4:25pm.
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Stop sayin' fuckin' the dog!!! You know somebody's gonna derp out on that, totally not know what the hell you're talkin' aboot, eh? lol
Is that really just a Canadian thing? You say someone's fucking the dog when they are not working or doing nothing. I have no idea of the origins.
Poor Brit Shit really looks like she is mentally ill. Shame on the people still trying to squeeze every last dime they can out of her.
@ Whamo - We don't fuck dogs in Amerikuh! Must be some Canadia thing.
Submitted by bambam on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 4:29pm.
If that is the case, they should really just stop making $$$ off her and send her back to Louisiana already. It's just sad now.
What would u guys do if u had a kid and as they grew older, it became clear that he/she was a sociopath/psychopath who was simply tearing your family to smitherines?
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe energy. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Submitted by Gigaboob on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 4:06pm.
It amazes me that people still care about her, go to her shows, or even allow her to judge talent.
uhhhhhh wtf is "fucking the dog" all about? was she askin for it?
catfight... what a fucking idiot.
sometimes it hurts when I pee and it actually stemmed from someone's teeth...
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 4:25pm.
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Stop sayin' fuckin' the dog!!! You know somebody's gonna derp out on that, totally not know what the hell you're talkin' aboot, eh? lol
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
Submitted by beakers bitch on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 4:26pm.
o.O
But somehow with even being banned in 3 states he is less creepy than that dude Britney's messing with.
Submitted by ilovetatertots on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 4:23pm.
Britney's paid piece/handler/fiancee/whateverthefuckheis brings the creep vibes in thumbnails #3, #4 & #5. Serious CREEP vibes.
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Maybe so but to me he looks like he's seriously alarmed that Britney might be about to freak out, which wouldn't be good at all at a public promotion, donchathink?
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
We are at the pediatrician's office and there is this baby with huge ears that stick straight out from his head. Like at a right angle. Poor kid.
OMG, who the hell would hire this guy?? M.E., don't look....
http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/sugar-weasel-the-clown-escort
Submitted by annobanano on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 3:35pm.
Finally, a man that knows his place - behind the breadwinner
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Actually Anno that is very much becoming the case, women are going to University and being educated more than men and because of this their earning power has jumped considerably especially in the last 10 years or so.
I wouldn't mind doing nothing and fuckin the dog all day sitting at home looking after the kids.
WHAT DID WHAMO JUST SAY!!!!! :P
Heheh, Just kidding moms, I do know it's a tough thank less job at times, just bustin yer flapjacks:P
Submitted by catfight357 on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 4:18pm.
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So what are you trying to say here? Help me understand.
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
Britney's paid piece/handler/fiancee/whateverthefuckheis brings the creep vibes in thumbnails #3, #4 & #5. Serious CREEP vibes.
Submitted by catfight357 on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 4:18pm.
so what did CPS say when you placed the anonymous call to them?
ETA: and if you say you didn't call them, then i for one really won't care to read anything else you say about this situation
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
@twatMuffin...we'll have to look it up. Conservatorship sounds so, so strange and who knows? I kinda doubt it.
Her dress just gave me a migraine.
Why can't she ever just smile without doing the double chin thing?
Atleast she's finally got a good ash blonde color finally happening on
her wig and lost the extensions.
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catfight, wow, what a dumb ass bitch
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake
I posted about this the other day but I am still so fucking mad.
I think I’ve mentioned that my SIL should not be allowed to have kids, right?
She dropped her 1st on her her head & fractured her skull. The kid was in a car seat & SIL Put the car seat on a spinable bar stool & walked away. Really? Same kid had a KIDNEY infection at age 2. When I said "did she ever say it hurt to pee?" she said "yeah but I thought it was her teeth." Her TEETH? You thought it was her TEETH????? 2nd kid CLEARLY needs early intervention but SIL said she didn't want "strangers coming into my house" to service her. Kid is almost 3 and does speak. Great job SIL (Golf clap)
Well, she had her 3rd just 2 weeks ago. Apparently, even though this is her THIRD KID, she didn’t know her f*cking water broke. For TEN DAYS before the baby was born, the kid was walking around in a dry sack. And that is why he is now in the NICU with a horrible infection.
Now, I’ve experienced the joy of birth & I ASSURE you, I knew when my water broke. So when I called her out on it, she actually said “well, I wasn’t sure.” So I said “why didn’t you go to the Dr?” She said “I felt stupid. And I was really BUSY Catfight."
I actually hate her right now. I am so angry at her for once again putting kids at risk with her fucking stupidity & selfishness.
look how cute Pink's baby is!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2202195/Pink-carries-cherub...
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake
lol @ bambam
This makes me sad :( I deal with adult conservatorships and guardianships all the time & this girl is clearly not all there. I worry that her fiance/court-appointed babysitter may abuse his position for his own best interests, not hers, at some point.
@ Whamo and Condi --
MK didn't say it was a Walk of Fame ceremony. He wrote it was an X-Factor ceremony held GCT: http://www.imdb.com/news/ni36102505/
anybody can have their own hand print ceremony. no one said the cement block is going to be installed into the Walk of Fame or anywhere on Graumann's property...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 3:48pm.
Why did she make that face Jack? Did you pull out your wienner? :D
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Submitted by annobanano on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 3:35pm.
Finally, a man that knows his place - behind the breadwinner
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Well, since the breadwinner has the oven then that's the best position to stick the loaf in. lol
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
@Twatty - ditto on the depression, and feeling for people with mental illness. There are many different types and degrees of mental illness.
Here comes the big BUT. I believe that Shitters had a breakdown after her break-up with K-fed. We all saw it. She was never very bright in the first place, y'all. People with mental illness work, and have relationships and function.
I don't see somebody who isn't "into this" (X-Factor) the way I saw that during her last concert tours. She clearly didn't give a fuck how she badly performed, and her fans didn't give a fuck how badly she sucked either.
I actually see X-Factor as a good thing for her. It will get her out among the living, and out of her controlled home environment. But I do not feel this is being forced on her, nor does this elicit my pity.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 3:49pm.
Britney's supposed to be this trained dancer. Here she is, in a tight red dress and heels, goofing up the steps to Gangnam Style on the Ellen Show:
http://widget.newsinc.com/_cfvp/playlist16x9_player.html?CID=507&WID=101
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Oh God, I almost peed myself. So funny! She used to be a great dancer but maybe the part of her brain that controls coordination died with her episode. And Geez Louise her face!
jbean -- you got me there, hon. I don't know exactly what a conservatorship entails. But wouldn't you think a 30 year old woman who has had two children has some say in some matters? Maybe she is a total puppet, I don't know. Let's put it this away, aside from that, she's physically healthy & very wealthy; she's got that going for her. So many people I know lately are ill and having financial troubles, myself included.
First off Demi Lovato is UGLY and going to be a big fat pig in a few short years and speaking of a few short years, what is soontobefatassedlavato getting recognized for, aren't these awards for people that have given years and years to an industry? Brit Brit's been on the Ho stroll for some time but Dummy? Soon stage moms are going to be putting umbilical cord impressions in the cement because they just KNOW their kid will be a star.
@ nuzzleicious, I would too! Did you see her Elle shoot where he's in every pic? (again, conservatorship, scary) he MADE it, fo sho.
Someone tell Demi she's one of those women who should never wear their hair up. It draws attention to her beak nose & ugly chin, not to mention those heinous brows. And she has lipstick on her teeth in the close up pic.
I don't know why people are so scandalized by Brit's derp faces...she's made those for the past 10 years.
Her hair looks good & the dress is cute. But I will never be able to erase her upskirt pics from mah memory!
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