Open Post: Hosted By Brit Brit

September 12, 2012 / Posted by:

Making the same derp face she makes when she realizes that one of her farts brought a surprise guest into her chonies, Brit Brit posed for photographers while putting her hands in wet concrete at The X-Factor 2 handprint ceremony at Grauman’s Chinese Theater yesterday. I realize that Brit Brit isn’t allowed to wipe herself without her conservators signing off on it first, so I don’t fully put all the blame on her for having a pair of faded, dusty and dreadful brows, but can’t something be done? Can’t Demi Lovato help a bitch out?

Demi’s brows put the vato in Lovato and every time I stare deep into them, I feel like I’m riding in the backseat of a lowrider with a bunch of chola beauties as “I’m Your Puppet” blares from a battery-powered boombox (the car stereo is broken). Demi just has to dip a finger in some of that wet concrete and paint some exquisite brows on Brit Brit, so she doesn’t look like something out of The Hills Have Eyes. Somebody revive her eyebrow situation STAT!

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