Wednesday, September 12th 2012

Open Post: Hosted By Brit Brit

Making the same derp face she makes when she realizes that one of her farts brought a surprise guest into her chonies, Brit Brit posed for photographers while putting her hands in wet concrete at The X-Factor 2 handprint ceremony at Grauman's Chinese Theater yesterday. I realize that Brit Brit isn't allowed to wipe herself without her conservators signing off on it first, so I don't fully put all the blame on her for having a pair of faded, dusty and dreadful brows, but can't something be done? Can't Demi Lovato help a bitch out?

Demi's brows put the vato in Lovato and every time I stare deep into them, I feel like I'm riding in the backseat of a lowrider with a bunch of chola beauties as "I'm Your Puppet" blares from a battery-powered boombox (the car stereo is broken). Demi just has to dip a finger in some of that wet concrete and paint some exquisite brows on Brit Brit, so she doesn't look like something out of The Hills Have Eyes. Somebody revive her eyebrow situation STAT!

Posted by: Michael K


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Transluscent.

Where is her engagement ring?

Kizzy's picture

*I survived my accidental ingestion of nail polish remover!!*

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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

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Sorry I missed you last night. See ya later Glambert! ;p

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you changed your screen name because you got BANNED, LOL (acting like it was a choice)

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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake

Then let me throw a little science in here: Women get HIV more easily as the sperm (aka infected cells) is in their system for a while. A man who hops from woman to woman could easily infect a bunch of them.

I have no idea what this nasty argument is about, but well, just wanted to say it.

Btw: Aids is the illness which will break out eventually when someone is infected with HIV (different things).

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Submitted by estee logger on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:23am.
Ok then..........................you have a good evening.
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Yeah treat me like Chris Brown even though I have never hurt a woman!

If you are going to "deck me" I will "deck you" back regardless....

don't try and make me sound abusive when your the the who threatened violence first!!!

Ok then..........................you have a good evening.

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Submitted by estee logger on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 3:56am.
Glambert

The item about women and Aids was written on Aug 23 under a Madonna entry.

I have to say that i have never ever been called the filthy names you repeatly said to me. If anyone ever called someone i cared for the "c" word in my presence, i would deck them. You have some responsibility here as well to accept. So, i propose we clean the slate and refrain from any name calling. Ok?

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We dealt with the Madonna entry ALREADY!

You still made it out as is AIDS is meant for the gays dear!

Yes I have called you a CUNT! You have said much worse to me! I won't be getting AIDS never nor am I "swishy" just because I am a gay man(some of my friends ARE "swishy" but are the nicest people you could ever meet and are far nicer than me!) You are a fucking bigoted cunt!

And by the way if you "decked me" I would do the same back! I as a man don't believe it hitting women and never have hit a woman(or man) since grade school... but that doesn't mean I think it's okay for a woman to hit a man and have the man not reply in self-defense.

Bitch...if you hit me I would knock your fucking lights out in one punch in return!

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Hear, hear! Aw, anyway to hell with that bigoted cunt, babe, she's just baiting you for something to do. Not our sort of person, darling. *kisses*

Snowblood

Fyi......when i changed my name, i made the announcement on my postings afterwards. If i sought a clock of invisibility, i wouldn't have said anything. I take responsibility for my actions.

Glambert

Because i supported McCain and Palin in the last election does not mean that i am enraptured with Sarah Palin's daughter. Not at all. Please don't continue to make assumptions about things.

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What Glambert said.

TEAM GLAMBERT! I've had it up to here with unkind hypocritical politicos around here spewing vitriolic bullshit. Changing one's screenname is not a magic cloak of invisibility, either- Dlisters aren't total fucking idiots, you know, Gladyslove.

Glambert

The item about women and Aids was written on Aug 23 under a Madonna entry.

I have to say that i have never ever been called the filthy names you repeatly said to me. If anyone ever called someone i cared for the "c" word in my presence, i would deck them. You have some responsibility here as well to accept. So, i propose we clean the slate and refrain from any name calling. Ok?

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Wow, how superior and condescending that just sounded! *smh*

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Submitted by estee logger on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 3:08am.
Glambert

Hi...yes i changed my screen name. I would like to address several points you have brought up. I have never given my time or money to any political cause to ever deny people their civil rights and i would not. AIDS is a tragedy and i posted a long opinion on the horrors facing the women of the world who have gotten the virus.

Then why did you ignore my posting about HIV/AIDS statistics before?

Where is your long "opinion piece" about women with HIV/AIDS? I would like to fucking read it after the way you have talked to me even though I don't even have HIV/AIDS!

I have always has protected sex....
By the way you very own Republican teenage SLUT Bristol Palin now is a millionaire thanks to not using a rubber and getting knocked up in her teens...such a role model right???

I make it no secret about my conservative political beliefs and yet there are issues that I am quite liberal. My goal is to keep my posts civil, succinct and maybe a bit of humor thrown in.

Maybe that is your new goal but it CERTAINLY WAS NOT BEFORE! You loved to start fights with homophobic and right wing bullshit on here out of nowhere with postings that had nothing to do with politics or homosexuality!

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That was the most surreal, insane, maddeningly drawn out LAX drop-off I have ever, ever done or been in traffic for, after over a decade of living in LA. What should have been a ten minute drive up Sepulveda from Manhattan Beach at 7 pm took close to an hour. (!!! An HOUR! For like a MILE!) Just to pull up to Alaskan Airlines' T6 departure gate to drop my friends off. Every single cop, agent, swat cat, bomb unit, fbi, atf, undercover brother whatever-whatever on planet motherfuckin EARTH was out today, never have I witnessed such a saturation of police & gov't agency presence.

Stressful-ass driving-in-LA-day, but the payoff, which- the juice was worth the squeeze- was getting to spend time with a very, very dear friend who paid me a surprise 1 day visit from Seattle. I LOVE YOU SO, SO MUCH, BECCA!

Anyway. Deliriously exhausted. Love all you Dlisted hoors, too, as I ever have.

Glambert

Hi...yes i changed my screen name. I would like to address several points you have brought up. I have never given my time or money to any political cause to ever deny people their civil rights and i would not. AIDS is a tragedy and i posted a long opinion on the horrors facing the women of the world who have gotten the virus. I make it no secret about my conservative political beliefs and yet there are issues that I am quite liberal. My goal is to keep my posts civil, succinct and maybe a bit of humor thrown in. There are some truly kind wonderful people here and like the rest of you find enjoyment in reading their perspective on the topics at hand.

PS...i am sorry that I resorted to name calling. It was juvenile of me. I hope that we can be civil to one another?

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night gardening girl

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Im out too. Nite all.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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Submitted by Esteem on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 2:33am.

Oh geez, here comes the burberry spam. I think that's my cue to go to bed. LOL.

LMAFAO!!!

and finished that bottle :)

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night esteem

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 2:29am.

@kizzy

boy you try front, know just what you are, ah, ah.
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*Hugs* Thank you!!

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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

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I am in hell! I have a snipet of a song from the 90's and I cant remember who sings it! FUCK ME!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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Nite Esteem!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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'Night Esteem!! :)

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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 2:27am.

@kizzy
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I did the same thing!! Even pulled my tongue out as far as it would go to run IT under the damn faucet!! Total buzzkill, and ruined my Hershey's scarf-a-thon.

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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

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Oh geez, here comes the burberry spam. I think that's my cue to go to bed. LOL.

Night Loopy, Kizzy, GG, Glambert and Bambam, if you're still lurking. Sleep well all, Loops have a good evening! ;-)

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GG - you're up late! /waves hi

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@kizzy

boy you try front, know just what you are, ah, ah.

lol

i liked toxic.

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@kizzy

as soon as the vinegar went down, i was like "AAAAARRRGGHHHHH" and i was looking around to find water or milk or anything, just to wash the taste.

i dont know why they packaged the vinegar in a similar packaging for the water.

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Rande, FYI - Palmdale is ghetto so she should fit in.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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I liked "Womanizer" and "Piece of Me". *ducks in corner*

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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

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@ Glambert

I'm not sure now if she mentioned you by name, but no I haven't seen any mention of her reversing her opinion on gays. All I've seen so far is interaction on various threads without attacking so far. I guess we'll see when a hot topic happens. I personally am willing to give it a wait and see, mostly because she hasn't attacked me personally, and she did apologize to Hekki, which ticked me off the other day.

ETA: I do understand your feelings about the civil rights issue, Glam, but you have to know you aren't going to change some people's minds, no matter how wrong we think they are, they do have a right to that opinion, unfortunately in the cases of important issues like this one.

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 2:15am.

I was fully prepared to hate Demi, but she surprised me, especially with the last girl up tonight, a girl that was bullied and intimated that she (Demi) was a positive role model for her.

You might try YT for Jillian Jensen and see what happens.

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@loopygorilla - Fairly certain that shit burnt your
chest up just the same. Yiiiikes.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

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Submitted by Esteem on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 1:57am.
Submitted by Glambert on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 1:52am.

She didn't get banned Glam, she apologized to a bunch of people of changed her user name to Estee Logger. I think I saw someone mention this to you a few days ago?

She's a new version, and trying, it seems so far.
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It was pointed out to me that she apologized for a bunch of trolling and I did check that thread out. She didn't apologize for her nasty little AIDS posts!(She still doesn't give a fuck that more WOMEN have AIDS then MEN worldwide....she just wants to think of HIV/AIDS as a "Gay Cancer" like back in the 80's!)

I still don't care because she has spouted the nastiest things about homosexuals in general and to me personally and she didn't apologize for that or to me! She is still going to do whatever she has in her power to vote and donate money to deny me my civil rights!

All she did was express a little regret for TROLLING(perhaps genuine... perhaps/PROBABLY not) but let's not even try and pretend her bigotry does not still exist!

Anyway...I didn't see anything about the screenname change but thanks for letting me know!

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@ Kizzy - haha, no doubt...Loopy will have company during his craziness! ;-)

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@kizzy

although my experience wasnt nail polish remover.

but one time i was on a flight from bangkok to melbourne and they gave us dinner and i didnt bother reading one of the bottles on my plate, and i opened the bottle and drank the contents in one swoop, and realised it was vinegar, as it went down my throat.

ive had a gag reflex ever since.

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Esteem on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 2:12am.

the ladies better watch out for Demi, cuz if you are a backup singer/dancer or try to outshine Demi, she will deliver a beat down.

*goes back to singing*
gimme gimme gimme gimme more..gimme gimme more

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Submitted by Esteem on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 2:11am.

@ kizzy

Yuck! That'll wake you up in a hurry
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Ugh!! You got that right!! I am now up for the duration, and alert as hell.

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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

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@ Loopy

*cuddles you avie*

Haha, yes she is, and she's actually pretty good at it. I liked her and Demi, they all have a nice dynamic going so far.

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ubmitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 2:08am.

Submitted by Kizzy on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 2:06am.

*scrapes tongue after reading that*
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Scraped tongue, brushed teeth, gargled with salt water, and now am scarfing kosher dill pickles to kill the fucking taste of that shit.

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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

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@ kizzy

Yuck! That'll wake you up in a hurry.

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*sings one britney's greatest hits*

gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme more..gimme gimme gimme more.. gimme gimme..more..gimme gimme..more.gimme.more..gimme gimme

and she is judging singing?

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Submitted by Kizzy on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 2:06am.

*scrapes tongue after reading that*

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Holy fuckin' shit, y'all, I almost DarwinAward-ed myself. Drowsy, nomming on Hershey's kisses, drinking my twist-top soda. On the shelf near my nail polish remover. Yep, you guessed it, got a nice big swig of nail polish remover. *hangs DERP sign around my neck*

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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

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In the Australia X-Factor, one of our fine ladies met the One Direction "Mentors" as part of the show, and she winked at one of the members of one erection, and now the twitter trolls are baying for her blood.

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So I liked X-Factor. So far. I wanted to slap those blond bitches through the screen for ragging on that baby.

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Submitted by Glambert on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 1:52am.

She didn't get banned Glam, she apologized to a bunch of people of changed her user name to Estee Logger. I think I saw someone mention this to you a few days ago?

She's a new version, and trying, it seems so far.