Wednesday, September 12th 2012

Oh, Who Hasn't Accidentally Tweeted A Picture Of Their Own Nipples?

If you haven't been hit in the eyes with Alison Pill's nipples and really want to be hit in the eyes with Alison Pill's nipples today, then your ass (and eyes) are in the right place. You know how when you're tweeting about all sorts of things like what you ate for lunch and how you wish The Charmings would come out on DVD, and then you accidentally tweet a picture of your titty domes? You know you do that all the time. Well, Alison Pill of the Newsroom, Scott Pilgrim, Milk, Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen and Pieces of April did that today.

I don't know how she accidentally tweeted her chichis, but she did it. Maybe she meant to DM the picture to the dude she's supposed to marry Jay Baruchel or maybe she meant to DM it the people who are in charge of casting for JizzOnMyGlasses.com, because she figures if the whole "being a paid actress" thing doesn't work out she'll have something to fall back on. I don't know, but it happened.

Alison quickly deleted the picture and basically tweeted that she had a brain fart and a picture of half-nekkid body is what came out of that brain fart:

Yep. That picture happened. Ugh. My tech issues have now reached new heights, apparently. How a deletion turned into a tweet... Apologies.

I like that she didn't scream the word HACKED or say it's not her in the picture, it's Fake Blake Lively. And since The Newsroom sprinkles highly important factual news stories into their storylines, I'm sure they'll cover this next season. META! Oh, and if you want the NSFW version, click here. I'm still waiting for Jeff Daniels to accidentally tweet (accitweetially?) a picture of his peen wearing nerd glasses.

via NYDN

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She seems to be really proud of them. I don't get why. They're perfectly normal nipples, nothing special for us to see there. When I see girls like her I feel like I should call a breast augmentation Seattle surgeon to make an appointment, at least after that I'd feel more proud of what I've got.

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Submitted by chinlee3 on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 2:07pm.
They seemed bigger in that one movie.

She's lost weight since then and her chichis have suffered for it. (The same thing happened with Anna Paquin.) I'm guessing Pill did it because she was trying to make her face look thinner, but her face looks almost the same and now her body is way less hot. Not a good trade.

BreakinMe's picture

No idea who this chick is. Nice to hear that she admitted to making a mistake instead of passing the blame to someone else.

super8atefilm's picture

I thought this was Thora Birch.

Either way - too young. Leave a little mystery, girls. Geez.

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chinlee3's picture

They seemed bigger in that one movie.

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BOOOOOOOBIES!!! nice tits but holy hell how old is that chick? *deletes history, clears cache, reimages pc*

Vkn1981's picture

PLEASE take that pic down. It is so disturbing. Not cute, not sexy, just real gross.

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Kandykane's picture

The only thing that bothers me about these 'acktresses' twatting pics of themselves nekkid is that underage females think it's OK to do the same .... my coworker's 15 year old daughter case in point. Maybe that's the real impetus behind this kind of crap.

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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 8:28am.

Oh my god! I take it your mother found them? No offence to the male anatomy, but I don't think most women (or 'nearly underage girls' especially) would get anything out of seeing a dimly lit wang on their screen? I guess it's more of an ego thing for the guy, like 'check out what I'm packing, this could be in you'?

Submitted by Helena on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 10:03am.
Ugh, embarrassing!

That said, this actress gets on my damn nerves. She's super obnoxious on The Newsroom, a show I *want* to love, but can't, because everyone on that show fucking irritates me

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Ugh, embarrassing!

That said, this actress gets on my damn nerves. She's super obnoxious on The Newsroom, a show I *want* to love, but can't, because everyone on that show fucking irritates me.

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Submitted by Chris Knight on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 5:54am.

1. Another attention whore.
2. One of the ugliest actresses ever. Useless to say how the hell she made it to Hollyweird with such a head and such a face....
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Seriously! How the fuck??? I think the show she's on must have pretty low ratings since the desperate need to sell it by serving some tits.Nothing new here. Just actresses getting uglier and more desperate

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Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 6:33am.

My brother used to take dick shots of himself on my mother's cell phone and send them to more or less underage girls he would meet online.

A few years ago.

In his late 20s.

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Uncle Brain-fart's picture

And this would be an average lotion or showergel commercial in Germany, shown all throughout the day. Not a reason for OUTRAGE. Just saying. Its not like its Amber Rose`s "spread ma pussy open" kinda shots.

Uncle Brain-fart's picture

I encounter things like dick and tittie picks only on coworkers phones. Apparently I am 15 years too old to get this trend. Just yesterday my coworker shared her fuck-buddies peen pics with me, which she had on her phone. Anyone finding my phone would be utterly disappointed. Pictures of my kids, the cats and stuff for work. Maybe i should put my titties on there just for the thrill....

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Lol! What is with ppl asking for naked pics?!

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no clue who dis is....
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That's why I believe she didn't tweet it on purpose. Who wouldn't make themselves more attractive if they were posing for the world? Plus she took it down immediately.

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Submitted by bookworm on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:01am.
I don't know who she is? And, I don't really care either. But she obviously did this on purpose, DUH! She doesn't exactly look good either. If your going for sexy, at least wash/comb your hair, and fix your face.

Suzy Farkis's picture

Ok, what is the deal with everyone having boob and dick shots of themselves? Is this something regular
people do? Have a personal body part library on their phone? I seriously need to know!

freshfacestripper's picture

I thought this was courtney love cobain..fucking stupid name..

Hekki's picture

Another vote for "Thought this was Courtney Love". HAHAHAHAHA.

That is the best angle for her to be photographed. Her ten head is somehow obscured.

The one time I saw her in something (must have been Pieces of April) I spent half the time wondering if she had a form of Downs Symdrome. Really. Not even snarking. I thought she had some kind of disorder or something.

ETA: that's how I know who she is. She was so odd-looking that I remembered her and looked her up. But hey, not everyone in Hollywood can be beautiful. I'd say she's average for real life. A real fuggo in actress land.

Chris Knight's picture

1. Another attention whore.
2. One of the ugliest actresses ever. Useless to say how the hell she made it to Hollyweird with such a head and such a face....

Submitted by kattitude on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 9:03pm.
*sigh* I wish I had adorable little boobies like that instead of the jugs I'm cursed to carry around until evermore.
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I so hear you on this! First thing I will do if I ever win lotto is get a boob reduction. I wanna be an A cup, maybe even go flat chested. BIG boobs aren't fun to live with. Small busted women I envy you SO MUCH!!!

I don't know who she is? And, I don't really care either. But she obviously did this on purpose, DUH! She doesn't exactly look good either. If your going for sexy, at least wash/comb your hair, and fix your face.

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Isn't "Harpo, who dis woman?" a tag?

Thought it was Courtney Love on a good day.

"This world is a whore."

Thamar's picture

one of my bravest moments was sunbathing topless in biarritz in the 70's. americans were considered prudes then about female bodies. they still are.

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Submitted by annobanano on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 9:30pm.
Well, at least it's a flattering pic cuz she is NOT a pretty girl:

http://thereelist.com/tag/alison+pill/

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I've always liked her, she was quite wonderful in Pieces of April, both she and Patricia Clarkson stole the show from Katie Holmes in that one.

Kizzy's picture

It really is just simple bare breasts, I'd be more embarrassed by fucking up the sending of the tweet than what was twatted. Not like they were Madonna's old shriveled and wrinkled jerky bags.

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I know, right??

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You know, it's just tits. Tits, ok? Young, unconcerned, anonymous american tits, and?? The hell seems to be the problem here? What, suddenly no one on freakin Twitter has ever seen a relaxed, nonchalant bare chest on a regular/nice-looking 20-something woman before? Everyone's a eye virgin all of a sudden? Pshaw.

As the Pink Panther would say, "So silly pajamas!"

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Submitted by Kizzy on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 2:04am.
wohoo!!!

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 1:35am.

Submitted by Kizzy on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 1:26am.
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*throws $20s at Loopy* Shake whatcha mama gave ya!

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Hahahaha, look at those stupid Europeans with their lame attempts at slap stick comedy. If they are so sophisticated why do they mimic formulas we abandoned decades ago? Because they're stupid, that's why! All they can do is make movies about war and angst and Nazis and angst and stuff like that. They don't even do nudity right, they do it like it's no big deal. Not like us superior Americans. They're just perverts and their women don't shave. Ew.

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It's not like we haven't seen them before:

http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/the-newsroom?before=1343413012

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Submitted by Kizzy on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 1:26am.

Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 1:22am.

*raises top to flash my man chest* lol
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*tosses some $1 bills at loopy*

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*Gets ipod boombox out, hits play on Peaches - Fuck the Pain Away*

Sucking on my titties like you wanted me
Calling me, all the time like Blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time
Like sex on the beaches
What else is in the teaches of peaches? Huh? What?

PrettyHateMachine's picture

Cool. Except I have a hard enough time posting pictures on Twitter ON PURPOSE that I don't know how you could accidentally post one.

She should have covered her face then this picture wouldn't be so offensive.

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Submitted by Kizzy on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 1:26am.

Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 1:22am.

*raises top to flash my man chest* lol
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*tosses some $1 bills at loopy*

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*quickly deletes photo and feigns accident*

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 1:22am.

*raises top to flash my man chest* lol
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*tosses some $1 bills at loopy*

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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

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Bullshit. This dog needed some publicity, some name recognition, and some Google hits. She thought by giving herself the last name "Pill" people would know who she is. Now that they have seen her dog tits - they still don't care. Next.

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*raises top to flash my man chest* lol

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Gardening Girl on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 1:15am.
yeah she shouldn't be embarrassed that people saw her boobs lol besides it will be forgotten anyway tomorrow when the new gossip cycle starts with Lindsay Lohan caught "permanently borrowing" a necklace.

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 12:55am.

But Americans have a Puritan heritage, therefore we get wierd when it comes to nakedity and sexuality. Wish we had been colonized by libertines.
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We're too prone to compartmentalization. Guns, gore, and explosions belong in action flicks, with just a few titties tossed in gratuitously. Lots of titties, on the other hand, belong in porn and screen savers. When not in hand, of course.

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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

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Loopy, that's pretty much it. Its odd that its ok to watch someone get shot but to see a naked tit is evil...Whaaaa? I dont get it either.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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Hey narcissitic skanks: If you don't want your tits splashed all over the internet, quit twatting your ta-tas. Props that she 'fessed up to her mistake.

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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

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Gardening Girl on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 12:55am.
lol yeh, but lets glorify extreme violence, blow up stuff on movies and tv shows, show people getting murdered and chopped into stir fry bits of pieces, but heaven forbid, there is a woman showing her BOOBS!!! OMG.. BOOBS... BOOBS, stake her and burn that witch!!!!

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WHO?!...Twitter is the worst thing to happen to celebs but the best for people like "us" who get to laugh at their public FAILS. Like the other day when OchoCinco got caught trying to hook up with Stacy Dash via Twitter, she tweeted " "@OchoCinco I can't DM you back unless you're following me". Really, Stacy, that head butting a-hole?? LoL
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But Americans have a Puritan heritage, therefore we get wierd when it comes to nakedity and sexuality. Wish we had been colonized by libertines.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

loopygorilla's picture

ooooooooo scandal, girl who looks like Casper's sister shows off boobs.

there are people in Africa and in the Polynesian islands and Indonesian archipelagos, where women display their breasts all the time and its not biggie.

its just boobs. GOSH

I don't give a flopping titty fuck about bitches showing the goods on titter. It's just lame to lie about it. We all know it's not accident. Unless you're really that goddamn retarded.