Wednesday, September 12th 2012
NOSTRILS. WEAVE. NOSTRILS.
Sometimes the only things you need to really make an album cover work are a pair of flaring nostrils, a hulu skirt that can double as a weave, a whole lot of discount fabric from JoAnn's, an expert Photoshop artiste and a look that says "a fly just landed on the tip of my nose and I'm trying to stare it down." Snooki's identical twin separated at the tanning bed incubator tweeted this cover of her new album "My Body" today. Xtina probably thinks she looks like Marilyn Monroe as photographed by Bert Stern, but bitch really looks like she just woke up from a terrifying nightmare and got caught in the chiffon canopy around her bed.
via @TheRealXtina
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When I squint my eyes I see hairy armpits
...-Come home to Jamaica-...
"She's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen."
Did you just recover your eyesight after being blind all your life?
"bitch really looks like she just woke up from a terrifying nightmare and got caught in the chiffon canopy around her bed."
Someday I'm gonna lose the battle and end up snort-laughing myself onto the floor behind my desk. :)
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 5:38pm.
" She had glitter glue on her eyes!"
lmfao! ;-D
Dear Gramma,
They are making that newfangled chunky glitter eyeliner and eyeshadow for the young uns these days, dagnabit!
OT: i wonder why some artists don't realize that they don't HAVE to put their photo on the album cover...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
She's shaped like a bowling pin.
W. T. F. Not only does that artwork look bad, but it also makes me think the music will be terrible too. Haven't her last couple of albums tanked?
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
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Thank God for Photoshop.
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Heyyyyyyyyyyy....
Last night I watched the Voice. She had glitter glue on her eyes!
*snorts derisively*
She's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.
haters. lol
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
There's nothing "real" about Xtina, lol!
Oh, Christina please have a seat in a very sturdy steel chair, honey. That is not your body sweetie. The "body" on that cover hasnt been that size since the Mickey Mouse club.
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 5:28pm.
That sure as hell ain't HER body.
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It could be, PSL, with some heavy lifting by photoshop in the waist region. The season I think it IS Xtina, is that the hips are big, and she has one big thigh in front of the other. The hayride extensions cover the top half. But definitely some digital waist reduction...
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Nice photoshop of her face on someone else's body. Her music hasn't been good in forever. Never cared for her 50's sound/look and this doesn't seem to be much better.
She needs a good manager/agent that knows how to market her voice and brand. Shame to waste such a powerful voice on hack songs and videos.
I spat out my water at that headline. Good lord.
And yeah, Christina's body has been whittled down a lot.
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"You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!" Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
What the hell is it lately with these shitastic extensions?
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
That sure as hell ain't HER body.
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Nothing, nothing is manageable
So can't we skip the valedictories
I can see the door there
Shut it and forget my number
Thought for a split second it was Janet Jackson.