Hot Slut Of The Day!

Chill Cat has a new partner in chillery. After smoking a little of that grass (or some of those dead leaves, he’s not picky) Relaxin’ Cat relaxes against a rail in a park and dude is feeling it (or FELINE-ing it). Relaxin’ Cat has the right idea.

Or he’s not relaxing at all. He’s just looking at those humans, patiently waiting for the day that he gets the signal from Overlord Rufus at Cat Headquarters to finally take over the planet that rightfully belongs to the pussies. Planet of the Pussies is a real thing. We can all think this is cute now, but it won’t be in a few years when cats will be sitting where we’re sitting, watching a video on MeowTube of one of us humans relaxing against a rail while watching a bunch of cats play in the yard. “Oh, those simple humans are so cute when they get stoned and do nothing” is what our cat overlords will say. Actually, I’m pretty sure they think that to themselves now.

And according to a couple of the YouTube comments, Relaxin’ Cat got into this position with the help of SuperGlue, tiny string, nails, hidden harnesses, etc… etc… Okay then, I must only know some seriously hardcore mega bitchy cats, because a lot of cats I’ve come across will tear out my adam’s apple with their claws if I even TRY to pet it and they’re not into it.

via Gawker