The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 12th!

Wendy's half brother Wendall is finally seeking retribution for the marketing use of "The Baconator," his unfortunate childhood nickname. - ses

Runners-up:

Led by Rojo Caliente and her army of Home Depot followers, Kick a Ginge Day was replaced with Drown a Blonde Day. - herroyalflyness

For the tag-team match, Asterix and Obelix were joined by Bathhousetrix and Suckadix. - Strepsi

The lengths Jamie Spears has to go through to get Britney clean. - daisy100

via Metro UK

Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by herroyalflyness on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 3:53pm.

An early Norse tradition dictated that if a large unmarriagable woman could trek across seven rivers and drag a man weighing at least as much as hers back to her village, she could keep him and they would be wed.

Submitted by JoanCrawford on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 3:50pm.

Yosemete Sam's Goatse Halloween costume was a hit.

Submitted by herroyalflyness on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 3:50pm.

Pippi Dong Stockings

Submitted by herroyalflyness on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 3:48pm.

This is not what I was expecting when Dave Thomas announced that a rump roast was being launched by Wendy's.

Submitted by misslew82 on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 3:41pm.

Don't piss off Lilo's fire crotch.

Submitted by zimdog on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 3:41pm.

Enough with the Ginger Spice upskirts already!

Submitted by Destri on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 3:40pm.

LiLo stars in the new "Baywatch" reboot.

Submitted by Datura on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 3:36pm.

Submitted by Strepsi on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 4:15pm.
For the tag-team match, Asterix and Obelix were joined by Bathhousetrix and Suckadix.
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Hah! I love it.

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"You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!" Beyond the Valley of the Dolls

Submitted by Rosemary Young on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 3:34pm.

Water ballet at the Gay Games.

Submitted by zimdog on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 3:34pm.

It takes a lot of "Gaul" to put your head up your Asterix.

Submitted by Trixster on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 3:28pm.

Wendy's denial that they use steroids in their hamburgers was met with some skepticism.

Submitted by Trixster on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 3:27pm.

Submitted by Ladylee on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 4:12pm.

Jessica Simpson indeed had a very difficult water birth....
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This one wins IMO. =)

Submitted by chasing windmills on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 3:06pm.

What was with Cheeto Brit's accent? Does she forget we all know she is from Louisiana and says y'all?

Submitted by FluffKitteh on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 3:00pm.

Much to Wendy's dismay, the question "Where's the Beef?" was finally answered.

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"Brows should not look like a condiment!" -MK

Submitted by DLucyAnn on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 2:58pm.

The years have not been kind to Raggedy Andy.

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Submitted by BaconSlut on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 2:57pm.

Ever the consummate fisherman, Lars angles himself a hefty Striped Ass.

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Submitted by slpnyc on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 2:54pm.

Charlie Sheen steps in for Lindsay Lohan on the set of the new Scary Movie.

Submitted by pamorama_j on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 2:50pm.

Wulfgar snapped and tried to drown Ingrid when she asked him one too many times "Does this blue and white skirt make my ass look big?"

Submitted by mattheartspade on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 2:48pm.

The cover art for Florence & The Latrine's new single raised a few eyebrows.

Submitted by pamorama_j on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 2:53pm.

Hulk Hogan's ginge brother Bulk on his honeymoon.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 2:47pm.

Baywatch, St. Olaf style

Submitted by Strepsi on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 2:45pm.

For the tag-team match, Asterix and Obelix were joined by Bathhousetrix and Suckadix.

Submitted by Brown-EyedGirl on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 2:43pm.

Stop complaining, Lindsay - you should have gotten here in time for wardrobe fittings.

Submitted by Ladylee on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 2:42pm.

Jessica Simpson indeed had a very difficult water birth....

Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 2:41pm.

Comic Con August 2005 New Orleans....bad idea.

Submitted by OurMissC on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 2:39pm.

Even with all her troubles, poor Lindsay is still expected to carry White Oprah's lazy ass.

Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 2:39pm.

Hmmm, now here's an old pic. It's a good thing that New Orleans Wendy's store opening had hired a "Wendy" that was...er...strong.

Submitted by TFBuckFutter on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 2:38pm.

Lindsay Lohan is desperately trying to save her rapidly sinking career.

Submitted by Mandilyyy on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 2:36pm.

Lindsay Lohan caught flashing her firecrotch again

Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 2:36pm.

First they beat 'em now they're drowning their red headed stepkids? That aint right :(

Submitted by ses on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 2:35pm.

Wendy's half brother Wendall is finally seeking retribution for the marketing use of "The Baconator," his unfortunate childhood nickname.

Submitted by OurMissC on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 2:33pm.

"Ass up, clothes on, broke off, dozed off, drowned"

Submitted by MILF on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 5:53pm.

Wendy's ad campaigns keep getting weirder.

Submitted by Chris Knight on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 2:33pm.

head over heels....

Submitted by daisy100 on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 2:30pm.

The lengths Jamie Spears has to go through to get Britney clean.

Submitted by Chris Knight on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 2:28pm.

I have lived to see this: CARROT TOP AS BOTTOM....

Submitted by starvis on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 2:27pm.

Pippi Longstocking's lesbian sister, Pappi.

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"And it won't be a lion, a tin man and a scarecrow! It'll be you lying down, and ten men making you a scared ho.....Wizard of ASS!" - Betty White

Submitted by misstia on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 2:26pm.

Wendy's is trying to pick up the customers who quit Chik-fil-a for their anti-gay stance.

Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 2:25pm.

Carrotbottom never got as much fame as his brother Top.

Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 2:24pm.

Damn, Phoebe Price needs some electrolysis.

Submitted by Chris Knight on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 2:23pm.

HULK HOGAN HAS FOUND HIS TRUE LIFE CALL....

Submitted by Chris Knight on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 2:22pm.

U-GAUL....

Submitted by how dare you on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 2:21pm.

Lindsay Lohan FINALLY showed up for work, but only after the producers of Scary Movie 25 hired Jessica Simpson to sit on her.

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 2:19pm.

After crash-landing together on an uninhabited island, and begging and pleading for 20 years, MK finally got Prince Hot Ginge to put a ring on it. Long live Princess MK.

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I'm a heretic. Feel free to drive me from your midst.

Submitted by pamorama_j on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 2:19pm.

Raggedy Andy all growed up.

Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 2:17pm.

Asstrix and Gobblelix.