Birthday Sluts

Jason Statham looks way older. Not hot at all.

Now, Paul Walker is 110% gorgeous. I saw him briefly about 2 years ago. He has the most gorgeous blue eyes. Very blue!! Looks young and fit in person.

Very late KiKi... but Happy birthday to you! hehehe ;p

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Very late....but me too! Happy birthday to Jesse Owens and Barry White. Two AMAZING birthday sluts who didn't make the cut. HB to Ian Holm, Joey Pants and Jennifer Hudson.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.

Dickie Moore! is 87! Dickie Moore! we all need more dicks amirite?

I love shouting out dickie moore whenever i see those signs, which is a lot in toronto

also Bizzie Bone is still alive and only six years older than me?? damn

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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other) -MK
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I can probably fit 10 dicks up my ass, but that doesn't make it right -MK
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HB Joey Pants, Rachel Ward, the Himbo Twins (Jason and Paul), and Sir Ian Holm. Virgos are freaks, but that's aiight

LOUIE!!!!!! Happy Birthday Louis C.K. - you are fucking awesome.

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Nothing, nothing is manageable
So can't we skip the valedictories
I can see the door there
Shut it and forget my number

Happy Birthday J, you sexy beast. (See you tonight^^)

Action star or not, I would put such a hurtin' on him. Jesus Gawd!

I don't care how old he is, Statham is a sexy beast.

Oh and p.s. Spoiled, you obviously are if your husband does that!

GOD, thanks for the Statham pic/reminder...now off to Google images and.....

Yay, HB Statham! No movie he's in is a fail, no matter how crappy the writing is.

LOL ! yes! what Not Impressed said!

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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake

HBD Paul Walker -- soooo hot and soooo bad at acting. *sigh*
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Douchechill!

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 11:40am.
Virgo men are weirdos. Yeah, I fucking said it. They all need counseling.
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Mr. JTROS is a Virgo...that could explain some things!

Happy birthday to all the sluts on the d- list especially child actor Dickie Moore & comedian Louis c. K. btw Turner Classic Movies is showing an all day line- up of Dickie flicks.

"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza

Why would Statham lie about his age? The hairline alone makes him look older and it's not as if he looks young enough to pull it off. lmao @ Wikipedia providing about 10 sources for the sceptics. I dunno, he's still very hot though, he has that rugged thing going on so pulls it off.

Paul Walker now there's a God amongst men. Emmy Rossum must hate Anne Hathaway's guts.

Somewhere out there, Jennifer Nettles is oversinging "Happy Birthday" to herself.

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

HB to all the sluts, dlisted and on the list! *bows at Linda Gray's feet*

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Virgo men are weirdos. Yeah, I fucking said it. They all need counseling.

jason stratham...40? i think not...still hot as hell though...

happy birthday to all these sluts...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr

Well, helloooooo, Jason Statham. Happy Birthday to him and Louis C.K! Love him!! Goddamn, a funny man is so goddamn hot.

Hans Zimmer wrote or co-wrote a stunning number of hit movie scores over the past 20 years.

I loved it when O's handpicked guy James Frey got exposed. It was a metaphor for pretty much everything she endorses for the supposed benefit of her slavish fans.

Submitted by Doll-Parts on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 10:57am.
STATHAM: Crank & Crank2 (xtra Bai Ling!)

HUDSON: Great voice and tits. Godawful songwriting and taste in mens.

YAO: Tall.

REUBEN: Fat.

CANALIS: Man?

FOLDS: Brick singalongs 4eva!

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Lol! Yes to all of the above!

Michael, you forgot Neal Peart, the drummer for Rush, who is 60 today!

Happy Birthday to my Sarf London homey Jason!

STATHAM: Crank & Crank2 (xtra Bai Ling!)

HUDSON: Great voice and tits. Godawful songwriting and taste in mens.

YAO: Tall.

REUBEN: Fat.

CANALIS: Man?

FOLDS: Brick singalongs 4eva!

"This world is a whore."

that bloke is FIT DAYUM!

HB to all the birthday hot sluts today!

Happy birthday wishes to hohum and luvsmekitty! Have a great day you two, with lots of cake! ;p

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Thank you for the birthday wishes! Happy birthday hohum, we're the exact same age. :-)

Oh Jason. I'll take two.

HB Linda Gray!!

louis ck!

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Aww thank you so much you guys :) HB luvsmekitty! I cant believe we share a bday with the great Louis C K!

Jason Statham....Ah he seems like a cool enough dude, he was a high diver at one point, balls of steel ladies..BALLS! lol!

Jennifer Hudson..please no more wailing with those commercials, I dive on the converter when I see her face on TV

Ruben Studdard...another AI triumph

Paul Walker...I did like Running Scared

Rachel Ward...man she was pretty back in the day

Joe Pantoliano..how can you not like Guido the Kiler Pimp?

Sir Ian Holm...the great stage actor will always be know as Bilbo

Happy Bday Sluts

The all knowing Wiki says Statham was born in '67 but you gotta give props to that torso. His beard is 40.

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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012

HB Bizzy Bone. The first time I smoked the good shit was at your concert :)

HB Sue Ellen. Ah the go-go 80s.

What are you up to today, Sue Ellen?
-"We're flying to Houston for some shopping."

Jason Statham has to be the most shot out 40 yr old in history. I swear that dude looks a hard 50.

Happy BDay hohum and luvsmekitty.

Happy birthday lovesmekitty and hohum! Do slutty birthday stuff today.

HBD luvsmekitty!

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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012

Shameless Birthday Plug ~ Happy Birthday to MEEE!

I'd like to unwrap Jason Statham, please and thank you!

Happy Bday Louis C.K.!

HB @ hohum!

I came here to say there's no way Elisabetta is only 34! Homegirl looks ROUGH!

@ Spoiled - my my you are a lucky lady!

HB Jason - always use you as an example (and Chris Meloni) when guys complain that women aren't attracted to men with receding hairlines. All depends dude, all depends!

Submitted by kieranx on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 8:50am.
40? Try 47.

Agreed definitely not 40, last time I remember it was 45 (1967), but maybe he had already shaved two years off when he started out?

Its my birthday today! How is it that Elisabetta is a year younger then me? She looks older.

Happy Birthday, Emmy Rossum!! Love her on Shameless!

Jennifer Husdon.. if I hear Jessica Simpson screaming on a Weight Watchers commercial I am blaming it all on you. Happy Birthday, but please SHUT UP!

40? Try 47.

You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!

HB Louis C.K. you hunk!
Everytime I hear you say "sorry" I have a funny spasm. Ha ha!
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No finer words a man can ever say!

Good Morn DListers! HB to the incrediblebod of transporterJason , againstalloddsRachel, suellenLinda, RocketmanYao

and all birfday bunnies on 9.12!

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