Afternoon Crumbs
Prince William said he wants two kids and Duchess Kate sipped on water instead of wine at a state reception in Singapore, so now everyone thinks she's got a serious case babies. But didn't anyone think that Duchess Kate is only sipped on water, because she did ecstasy in the bathroom with the PM's wife and booze and ecstasy so don't mix well together. That's the most reasonable explanation. - Lainey Gossip
Speaking of popping ecstasy - Videogum
Brit Brit even dances derpy - The Berry
Doutzen Kroes has a 4-pack on her back and I'm halfway through eating a 4-pack of Pringles cups - The Superficial
Please tell me that's Carnie Wilson as one of the Scissors Sister's back-up dancers - Towleroad
Kylie and Kendall Jenner don't need a stupid high school diploma, because they're working toward getting their FWDs (fame whore degrees) right now - Celebitchy
And so the viral marketing for Spring Breakers begins - Drunken Stepfather
Miley Cyrus still insists on being a walking reboot of Who's That Girl? - Hollywood Tuna
Scientology is totally going to repurpose this video and make it their new orientation video - OMG Blog
The photographer caught Minka Kelly's "looking like a young JLo here" angle - Popoholic
"I'm Angelina Jolie and you can tell I'm serious about this issue, because I'm wearing my 'very serious about this issue' muumuu" - Popsugar
Bitches need to calm their asses, it could've been a whole lot worse, it could've been a picture of Jessica Simpson in that crocheted bikini instead - ICYDK
Lady CaCa got herself a busted haircut in honor of Terry Richardson's late mom - Hollywood Rag
Yes, these pictures of Joanna Krupa are completely natural and she totally washes her own Ferrari all the time and she totally wears a bikini while washing it - Celebslam
Almost as cute as Jon Hamm's dangling nutsack - Cityrag
GOOPY Paltrow being named best dressed by People (see: Peon) Magazine is kind of a burn to her. Now if it was ABOVE The People Magazine.... - I'm Not Obsessed
The new Spock admits that he plays with dude from Glee's peen on a full-time basis - Just Jared
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Kylie Jenner apparently has panic attacks in school according to that article. I wonder if it has anything to do with the 5 or 6 camera men from the reality show following her around all day long.
Nah, probably just math homework.
Are people really *that* butthurt over a photo of a baby in a bikini?! Pick your battles, folks! Gahhhh!
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Douchechill!
The Jolie has been busy doing official UN work all this week to divert attention from news that her attorneys have filed a motion to dismiss Braddock's lawsuit against her re. her epic shitsicle directorial debut.
Submitted by Bizzarelife on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 4:37pm.
I like Sy from Korea. I do not think Britney did that bad of a job.
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As little as I can stand Shitney, I agree, Bizzarelife. She was in a pencil skirt and really high heels. Not really conducive to that dance. Plus as goofy as she can be with those faces, her eyes aren't dead anymore. Don't know why, but she definitely looks more "present".
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I always have to check the calendar when i see those two. Her only job is to pop out a couple of babies, and smile and wave. Jeesh, what century are we in?
Men's boners must be so confused, what with chicks trying so hard to look ugly these days.
Well, I don't know about your slores but I think Kendell and Kylie will be just fine. I mean, Blohan was homeschooled and look how fabulously she turned out :p
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Kitten Kaboodle - a Disney ho who did the ho stroll right ;)
I can't believe Chestica would put her baby in a bikini shot already. Isn't she worried people will criticize Maxwell's weight?
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Nothing, nothing is manageable
So can't we skip the valedictories
I can see the door there
Shut it and forget my number
I'm moving back to Indiana so I can have a pet hedgehog. They are super intelligent and really want to be with a human but they are still wild things. Just the cutest babies ever. Not that cute as adults.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 4:34pm.
That Kylie Jenner is NOT pretty. She got the Khloe fug gene. yet she still "models".
Kendall is gorgeous. She actually belongs on a runway.
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Yeah. I doubt Kylie is even the most attractive girl on her bus to school. Hypothetically, of course.
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"You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!" Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
Angelina's looking good again. Either she had a few burgers or a load of sperm up the womb. Totally calling a pregnancy right now.
My kids are 6, 7 and 8 and are also dropping out out school to develop their brands. The Fab Furies, the Mini's, and Fun with the Furies.
They've also had to deal with panic attacks, usually on Monday mornings when the bus has entered our neighborhood and they still haven't brushed their gnashers or put their homework folders in their backpacks SO STOP JUDGING OKAY?
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Dark-sided!
I like Sy from Korea. I do not think Britney did that bad of a job.
She looked SO uncomfortable on the stage with Ellen. I wonder how this X Factor thing is going to go...she just looked so out of place. She was also dressed like she was going to a White House State Dinner. It was interesting.
However, she looked very fit and trim. I give her credit for that!
That Kylie Jenner is NOT pretty. She got the Khloe fug gene. yet she still "models".
Kendall is gorgeous. She actually belongs on a runway.
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Nothing, nothing is manageable
So can't we skip the valedictories
I can see the door there
Shut it and forget my number
Love that picture of Quinto.
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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.