Afternoon Crumbs

Prince William said he wants two kids and Duchess Kate sipped on water instead of wine at a state reception in Singapore, so now everyone thinks she’s got a serious case babies. But didn’t anyone think that Duchess Kate is only sipped on water, because she did ecstasy in the bathroom with the PM’s wife and booze and ecstasy so don’t mix well together. That’s the most reasonable explanation. – Lainey Gossip 

Speaking of popping ecstasy – Videogum

Brit Brit even dances derpy – The Berry 

Doutzen Kroes has a 4-pack on her back and I’m halfway through eating a 4-pack of Pringles cups – The Superficial 

Please tell me that’s Carnie Wilson as one of the Scissors Sister’s back-up dancers – Towleroad

Kylie and Kendall Jenner don’t need a stupid high school diploma, because they’re working toward getting their FWDs (fame whore degrees) right now – Celebitchy

And so the viral marketing for Spring Breakers begins – Drunken Stepfather

Miley Cyrus still insists on being a walking reboot of Who’s That Girl? – Hollywood Tuna 

Scientology is totally going to repurpose this video and make it their new orientation video – OMG Blog

The photographer caught Minka Kelly’s “looking like a young JLo here” angle – Popoholic

“I’m Angelina Jolie and you can tell I’m serious about this issue, because I’m wearing my ‘very serious about this issue’ muumuu” – Popsugar

Bitches need to calm their asses, it could’ve been a whole lot worse, it could’ve been a picture of Jessica Simpson in that crocheted bikini instead – ICYDK

Lady CaCa got herself a busted haircut in honor of Terry Richardson’s late mom – Hollywood Rag

Yes, these pictures of Joanna Krupa are completely natural and she totally washes her own Ferrari all the time and she totally wears a bikini while washing it – Celebslam

Almost as cute as Jon Hamm’s dangling nutsack – Cityrag

GOOPY Paltrow being named best dressed by People (see: Peon) Magazine is kind of a burn to her. Now if it was ABOVE The People Magazine…. – I’m Not Obsessed

The new Spock admits that he plays with dude from Glee’s peen on a full-time basis – Just Jared