Sookeh And Beeeeeeeeehl Had Twins
On a recent night at Merlotte's, Anna Paquin sprawled out onto the pool table and hollered out a chorus of orgasm moans as her body twitched and pushed out two ethereal orbs of light that turned out to be two fairy vampire babies. No, True Blood isn't just a show. It's also a documentary about fairy birth and Anna Paquin is a fairy in real life.
A rep for Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer tell People that after being knocked up for what felt like a quick second, Sookeh birthed out twins sometime recently.
“We can confirm that Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer recently welcomed their twins into the world. The babies were born a few weeks early, but are in good health and both Mom and Dad are overjoyed.”
The rep didn't offer up a name or even say if Sookeh and Beeehl had two boys, two girls or one of each. I'm going to go ahead and guess that Sookeh and Beehl haven't come up with names yet, because she's been too busy trying to explain herself after the twins came out looking like this:
Eventually they'll call them Eric Lafayette and Erica Pamara.