Becoming Mrs. Chad Kroeger has truly opened up Avril Lavigne’s petals and brought out her inner grace and beauty. At her Abbey Dawn show at New York Fashion Week (Words that should never be put together ever: Abbey Dawn at NY Fashion Week) yesterday, Canada’s answer to Grace Kelly took her bow on the catwalk and had everybody there wishing they looked like Skillrex after getting mauled in the face by a My Little Pony zombie.
Who wouldn’t want to look like a human watermelon Jolly Rancher stuck in a ratty, blond weave? Who wouldn’t want to smear dark grey make-up all over their eyes until their eyes looked like two horse vaginas? Who wouldn’t want to stick metal studs in their hair so it looks like the Tin Man busted one on them? We all would and if you’re hating on Avril, it’s just because you’re jealous that you didn’t come up with this horrifically tragic look first.
And I guess Avril got custody of the Jenner girls in her break-up from Brody, because one of Pimp Mama Kris’ hos walked in her show yesterday.