Skrillex Has Never Looked Sexier
Becoming Mrs. Chad Kroeger has truly opened up Avril Lavigne's petals and brought out her inner grace and beauty. At her Abbey Dawn show at New York Fashion Week (Words that should never be put together ever: Abbey Dawn at NY Fashion Week) yesterday, Canada's answer to Grace Kelly took her bow on the catwalk and had everybody there wishing they looked like Skillrex after getting mauled in the face by a My Little Pony zombie.
Who wouldn't want to look like a human watermelon Jolly Rancher stuck in a ratty, blond weave? Who wouldn't want to smear dark grey make-up all over their eyes until their eyes looked like two horse vaginas? Who wouldn't want to stick metal studs in their hair so it looks like the Tin Man busted one on them? We all would and if you're hating on Avril, it's just because you're jealous that you didn't come up with this horrifically tragic look first.
And I guess Avril got custody of the Jenner girls in her break-up from Brody, because one of Pimp Mama Kris' hos walked in her show yesterday.
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"To me, Sally Struthers seems like the kind of party girl who goes to a crowded bar by herself, guzzles down Singapore Sling after Singapore Sling and dances like the wild wild woman she is to Paradise By The Dashboard Light before passing out after last call in a dark booth in the back."
OMFG!! It's like MK's been watching the security cameras in my hometown bar. That's some straight up Midwest townie bar shit right there!
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Yikes. She and Nickelback guy deserve each other. Time Warp!!!!!!
Avril, Avril, Avril *sigh* you are such a crunt and poser. I can't think of a better punishment for you than to have to look at Chad Kruger's rat face for the rest of your life (if it lasts that long).
lol @ HELLO SAILOR on the t-shirt. Very befitting. wow, she is an unfortunate looking little hooker but still manages to brings bank for PMK.
She's forever a knob. Shut your mouth, useless twat.
She's completely without talent or credibility nowadays. So, like pink & miley cyrus, she adopts a stupid dumbass look to get attention, to cover up that she's useless. I guess if you keep telling people you're talented enough times, the weak willed will start to believe it...
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That's no weave MK. Avril is blessed with great hair which makes what she does with it all the more stupid.
I can't with Avril. It is getting to the point where I am thinking she is not the one who got the douchebag for a fiance in this supposed Nickelback marriage.
Every time I see Kylie Jenner I think about how Kathy Griffin calls her Francine. "Kourtney, Kim, Khloe, Kendall and the not cute one, Francine".
I die every time.
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She is too old to be dressing and acting like a 16 year old girl.
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this suspender belt looks like a chastity belt... why do so many mediocre pop stars think they can design?
I guess whichever Kardashian this is can now honestly claim to be a runway model.
April Levine can pretend she's tough and edgy but she's married to the lead singer in Nickelback. Point made, eh?
Submitted by RichBitch on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 4:56pm.
So, literally ANYONE can have a show at NY Fashion Week now?
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basically yes, there are lots of slots and shows and as long as you pay the absorbent fees, you can show.
there are some shows at NYFW that have like NO audience, or 2-3 people.
jenner needs to look more confident on the runway if she wants to make it as a model. as of these pics, she looks pretty much exactly what she probably is - a young girl pushed into a high stress situation by a parent who wants to live vicariously through her.
Really??? Does looking and posing like a fucking idiot supposed to make you look better? Think again asshole.
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Getting a bit long in the tooth for rainbow hair if you want to be taken seriously Ms Lavigne. FFS what's with the socks/booty shoes/black polish? Overkill much. Yeah I dislike her. Maybe she and Chaddy boy will honeymoon at Niagra and have a slip and fall?
Avril's fingers are fat.
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Avril needs to grow the hell up and jump off a cliff and take Chad Grower with her.
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ULTRAFUG designs, what a poser! lol
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aww...her desperate attempts to stay relevant and totally lack of nowness kind of makes me sad...kind of.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 3:52pm.
She needs to stop making those "devil horns" before I punch her face.
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marry me? ;)
this reminds me of when Britney shaved her head due to stress-and this girl is marrying that thing from nickleback, is this a half cry for help?
This poser moron makes me homicidal. And I see she has a big fat ass hidden under those 1983 Trash & Vaudeville reject "designs". Can't wait until she's a porker like her mentor, Meredith Brooks.
How old is she, 12?
Fools! That's Beebs trying to look rad. I guess I have to say it again: Oh Canada.
Fools! That's Beebs trying to look rad. I guess I have to say it again: Oh Canada.
haha, she couldn't even get the good Jenner. The other one really is pretty and not in a plastic Kim sort of way. That girl is just sourfaced.
DianaDeath and SoulTaker, dont worry! PMK will lipo and alter them so that they are model material. She may even feed them coke to get them to drop the baby fat.
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Christ, but she's an asshole.
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That Jenner girl isn't attractive, sorry...especially if you're talking in "model" terms. Look at thumb #5. :-/
Also she's got quite the large thighs to be a 'model'.
Holy crap, that's a whole lot of fug on every level. And yes, it's true: those Jenner girls are NOT model material :/
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Spot on! One of the most insightful things ive heard on this site lately!
That girl is no sloth but can she hold her own next to statuest models without feeling inadequate? Maybe not...
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So, literally ANYONE can have a show at NY Fashion Week now?
She is the poster child for the term "quarter life crisis".
UGGHH!!! I can't with this bitch! If you are trying hard to be edgy then YOU ARE NOT edgy.
oh my... I'm so ashamed of being her fan 10 years ago. I guess I was a pretty stupid (average) teenager. But still - omg :(((
WHY DOES SHE MATTER?
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I never noticed it before, but she kinda looks like KStew in the face. Those two should totally ghey.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 3:29pm.
Deb, hahahahhaha , "I have a look....Chocolate Love!"
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Avril's ring is enormous.
Looks like the other young Kardashian was already booked. That girl is not ugly by any stretch but she's not a model and pardon me for saying so...average. She's going to have a tragic time being shoved into modelling jobs that are just not suited for her a la her mother.
She'll go through life never feeling good enough, will label herself as the ugly one that nobody pays attention to and lash out by becoming Lohan.
.....I'm guessing...
wth is that ugly non model Jenner child wearing?
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Oh, so edgy! I have a classmate who slings gang signs like this and I just want to scream "BITCH YOU ARE 41 YEARS oiLD!"
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Eww Whamo, no! you can't defend Avril solely b/c she's Canadian (and/or you think she's hot). We don't have to always like fellow Canucks lol.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 3:52pm.
pic 2... that is exactly what I picture you look like.
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She needs to stop making those "devil horns" before I punch her face.
Her wedding pic (to Derick Whibley) was actually very pretty. Gorgeous dress, and she took off some of the fug black eyeliner. Sk8r Boi is what, 10 years old? It's time for her to either reinvent herself, music-wise, or just stay out of the spotlight.
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Submitted by Cara on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 3:44pm.
Thanks, Canada.
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No probs, but come on you've given us WAY worse that her, should I remind you that you gave us Justin Bieb...right, ok then...you gave us Celine Di...ok..hold on...A HA, you gave us Nickelba..... shit....hmm.. nevermind:P
Man, what is it with these idiots getting engaged and then fucking up their hair? First Miley and now Canada's most precious rose.
Is it a test? It's totally a test to see if he will still marry her when she looks like shit. I wouldn't even want to be seen in public with this.
like OMG sk8terboi is so punk!
So sad. I think she's actually very, very pretty but she covers herself in so much stupid and desperation you can't see the pretty.
She strikes me as one of those people who has never been comfortable in her own skin. So, instead, she overcompensates by dressing like what she thinks a badass would dress like. The thing is, what makes a true badass is NOT the clothes or hair - it's the attitude and personality. Neither of which she possesses. Total and utter failure. Quite painful to look at, actually. I was more punk rawk than this trick back in the day and I'm a fucking nerd.