Fist Brown Got A Fugly Neck Tattoo And Some Think It’s Of RiRi’s Beaten Face

September 11, 2012 / Posted by:

Chris Brown achieved the impossible, he actually made himself look nastier. It’s like if you looked at a pile of shit and thought to yourself, “There’s no way this pile of shit can look grosser.” Then someone comes along and barfs on it and you say, “I stand corrected!

Last night, TMZ posted a picture of Fist Brown at some party in Las Vegas on September 1st and pointed at the new hideous skid mark on his neck. They asked, “Is it RiRi?” The Daily Mail then took that picture of Fist’s new tattoo and posted it next to a picture of RiRi’s beaten face for comparison. In the close up, it really doesn’t look like RiRi’s face to me. It looks like a 5-year-old with Carpal Tunnel took a MAC face chart and painted Dia de los Muertos make-up on it using a faded BIC pen. It’s trash either way.

And some source close to Fist Brown tells TMZ that it’s not a tattoo of RiRi, “it’s a random woman.” I think what that source really meant to say is, “It’s just some other random woman he beat the shit out of.” 

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