Tuesday, September 11th 2012

And Here's Jeremy Sisto As Jack From Titanic

Welcome to Weird-tanic! Population: This screen test.

Titanic came out on Blu-ray and 3D Blu-ray today, and on it is a then 19-year-old Kate Winslet screen testing for the role which she eventually got opposite Jeremy Sisto (aka Elton from Clueless, Billy from Six Feet Under and George from Suburgatory) as the role Leonardo DiCatchAHo eventually got. Jeremy wasn't ever up for the role and was just helping James Cameron out, but it's still weird to watch. It's like if your 10-year-old self went into the kitchen one morning and sat down at the table across from a stranger bitch who isn't your father but tells you to call him your father. ("Oh, that used to happen to me all the time! It was no big deal." - Kate Hudson's son)

But really, James Cameron had the right idea by using Jeremy Sister as Jack and he should've given him the role and then cast Alicia Silverstone as Cher as Rose. It would've looked like this:

Jack: I want to paint you wearing this, only this.
Rose: As if! Like I'd really wear something from Judy's.

Rose's Mom: Come into the boat, Rose. Rose, get into the boat!
Rose: I can't! You don't understand, this is an Alaia.

Rose: Stay back! Don't come any closer! I'm going to jump!
Tai: As if. You're a virgin who can't dive.

AND Celine Dion could've done a cover of Rollin' with the Homies! If only.

via Yahoo! Movies 

Posted by: Michael K


Clio's picture

God, Sisto looked amazing. But this scene was horribly awkward, and you can easily switch Rose with Bella.

margaux's picture

Oh can Celine Dion please do a cover of Rollin' With The Homies?

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Submitted by vidz on Wed, 09/12/2012 - 6:10am.

Seriously? I never knew this. I love SMG. Alicia was pretty prefect as Cher but SMG would have been AMAZEBALLS as Juliette. Much better than that walking bowl of porridge Claire Danes. SMG would have been great as Viola in Shakespeare in Love. Come to think of it, Sisto would have been great as Shakespeare as well.

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I love SMG too, but I don't know how I'd feel about her in a period piece she always has such a modern appeal in my mind. Alicia was so good as Cher it's hard to picture anybody else, but in the first few episodes of Buffy or in the flashbacks to when she was in LA I could see her as Cher.

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Submitted by saltydog88 on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 5:53pm.
It's so funny to think about these things. Jeremy could have been Jack, Sarah Michelle Gellar was apparently cast as both Cher from Clueless and Juliette from Romeo + Juliette but couldn't get out of her soap opera contract.

Seriously? I never knew this. I love SMG. Alicia was pretty prefect as Cher but SMG would have been AMAZEBALLS as Juliette. Much better than that walking bowl of porridge Claire Danes. SMG would have been great as Viola in Shakespeare in Love. Come to think of it, Sisto would have been great as Shakespeare as well.

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SO glad they hired Leo. Sisto would have sunk the movie further then the ship itself. IMO.

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Love the Sisto, just not here. No idea why they'd release this.

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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 1:41pm.
The second guy that fell should have won an OSCAR...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKqGefSxFyc
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That's funny as hell Whamo! hahahahahah

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Eh, this audition is sooo bad. Was the dialog this awful in the movie? I hardly remember. I liked it at the time. Kate looks uncomfortable with him. She looks like a nice girl going out on a blind date with a guy who can't wait to date-rape her.

megank's picture

Ugh, Leo used to be so fucking hot.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Titanic the movie is longer than it took the boat to actually hit the iceberg and sink.

I admit to seeing this in the theater five times. I loved it. Every. Single. Second. My older son with more autism issues loves it too. We have it in every configuration, wide screen VHS, letterbox VHS, several DVD sets, and my son has numerous books and Titanic models. He even plays the dang soundtrack. My husband and I still quote from this. If one of us is going upstairs, "I'm goin' back up!" is said in a working-class British accent like the elevator operator who left Rose to her doom.

Its gaping plot holes and maudlin/weak script are glaringly obvious to me now, but not so much then. Plus, Leo was so totally fuckable.

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Woof that was brutal. Thank goodness they cleaned up the script and hired Leo.

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It's so funny to think about these things. Jeremy could have been Jack, Sarah Michelle Gellar was apparently cast as both Cher from Clueless and Juliette from Romeo + Juliette but couldn't get out of her soap opera contract.

Jeremy was hotter than Leo back then and has just gotten better with time, whereas Leo is now a scrunchy faced troll. Seriously watching Suburgatory I just drool over him.

MoRgaNNo's picture

"just with her hands"--so it doesn't count

cmc311's picture

I like Kate, I think she's a good actress, I don't think Jeremy would've been right for the role but he is easier on the eyes than Leo...Leo looked way to young and he was thinner than Kate, way too scrawny IMO

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kate winslet as a hard-working responsible career driven 19 year old compared to selena gomez's or other 19 years old bs careers...amazing...

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If Jeremy Sisto had played Jack as Billy-off-his-meds from Six Feet Under...the movie would've taken a very interesting turn.

Billy-off-his-meds was so damn zexy!
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MundoLoco's picture

He's not so bad. He's a babe.

contrario's picture

I always mix up Zachary Quinto with Jeremy Sisto.

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Submitted by mike on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 12:58pm.

I've never seen The Titanic and have no intention of ever doing so.
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You lucky bastard! I never wanted to see it and had no intention of seeing it. But, then I went on this date with a chick I really wanted to fuck; so I was on my best behavior that nite. Did everything she wanted that nite, even complimenting her terrible cooking. I forced myself to say yes to watching Titanic, actually watching it and stifling my natural sarcasm.
It worked. We humped like greased weasels ALL Nite !!!! It was some good nookie; too bad she turned out to be unstable.

SoulTaker's picture

I've always liked Kate and I think she's gorgeous.

But I've never watched shitty TITANIC!!!!!!!!!! AND I NEVER WILL!!!!!!!!!

Never saw Jeremy Sisto in anything besides that weird movie, May, (which I liked) but he was good in that.

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i wanna climb the sisto.

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luvsmekitty's picture

Hot hot hot, I love Jeremy Sisto. I saw this movie four fucking times in the theater. And I still catch myself lingering on the channel when it's on TV. Dumb.

goddamn- kate was smokin hot then. of course she is still a babe but- yowza!!!
what a ginge!!

Mel-Tang's picture

Aaahhhh....I loved everything about this movie. I still watch it every time it comes on Tv...Lol. The old people scene and the kids gave me the sads though. :'(

Kate was breathtakingly beautiful, imo. I cant believe she was only 19 there. I loved her when she was plump; I think she had more character and sincerity. It seemed when she lost weight, she got snotty and bland. :(

Glad Jeremy didn't get the part; he was a yawn fest. Leo was perfect in that role. :) I don't care for him much now, but he was handsome and romantic in the movie.

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Whamo's picture

I like Kate, IMO I think she's a really solid actor

Whamo's picture

The second guy that fell should have won an OSCAR...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKqGefSxFyc

misslainey's picture

I have never seen Titanic; at least not all the way through. I have never had the desire to. I could only watch seconds of that. He gives me serial killer vibes.

Bizzarelife's picture

I like Kate Winslet. I have to agree - she did appear to be much older than 19. I always thought she was lovely, however.

I like Jeremy Sisto. Not sure if he works in this role - he is meant for harder, more gritty roles. He works as a tough street cop, a villain, or some kind of bad-boy-turned-good. Whatever - he is hot. I definitely wouldn't kick him out of bed!

Orangina's picture

"was just helping James Cameron out" my ass. Bitch wanted that role.

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 12:55pm.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!!

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FrappenBloat's picture

omg she makes that look so easy. geesh how many lines and a new accent? trust me that is NOT easy, at any age! wow! She's talented.

As for the guy, she out acts him, i believe he was auditioning for the role, but out of politeness to him as he lost the role they have said he never was up for it to save face so they could release it.

She is good, but she doesn't look 19 at all.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 1:13pm.

Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 1:12pm.
Titanic was so overrated. I remember watching and thinking when is this bitch gonna sink already? Sink dammit
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The best part was the guy that fell 80' and bounced off the propeller.

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@Twat Muffin:

Thanks -- it IS my kitty! I just rescued him, so now I have 2 rescue Himmies. He's so funny -- he has an underbite, so his bottom two teefs stick out. He loves eating paper, and has eaten the covers off three paperbacks so far. My ex bf says he looks like Brak from Space Ghost and I'm inclined to agree.

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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 1:12pm.
Titanic was so overrated. I remember watching and thinking when is this bitch gonna sink already? Sink dammit

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But.Seriously.Folks's picture

Titanic was so overrated. I remember watching and thinking when is this bitch gonna sink already? Sink dammit! I wanna see some boat sinking mayhem! That part was good. But fuck big Katie and the Ladyboy's romance.

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 12:55pm.

with all due respect and the love with which this is intended, diaf for making my head imagine even that single bar of that fucking song

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mike -- you missed nothing. Bo-ring!

jack -- OMG, I feel for you -- hugs!

MeowMeow -- is that your kitteh in your avie? Just gorgeous!

Gardening Girl's picture

That was AWFUL!!!!

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mike's picture

I've never seen The Titanic and have no intention of ever doing so.

Tem's picture

NOt Paul Provenza.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 12:47pm.

NEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

WHEREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR YOU ARE....

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britmachine's picture

whoa!

so. much. wrong.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

I hate everything about Titanic!!! My daughter makes me watch it with her every time it comes on tv... which lasts like 6 fucking hours with commercials!!!!!!! freakin DIE!!!
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Cannot believe she was only 19!

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thankfully they didn't cast him & they rewrote that scene!!!!

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MissJaneTexas's picture

Jeremy Sisto is a hottie. There was a an old poster who was in LOVVVVVVVVVVE with him. Not sure who it was or if that person still posts.

Changed so the person didn't think I was calling them old!

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Foxxy Brown's picture

LOVE Sisto -- that voice! *puddle

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snowpiece's picture

much hotter than Leo

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justincase's picture

I still don't like Kate Winslet.