RiRi Pays Tribute To Her Gran Gran With A Giant Under Titty Tattoo
To honor her late Gran Gran Dolly, who took the escalator up to heaven this past July, RiRi spendt hours getting a gigantic tattoo under her chichis area of the Goddess Isis. Because nothing says "I love you forever" like an under titty tattoo that in 50 years will look like a mangy, tattered pigeon that was shot down by a pellet gun.
RiRi should've moved that tattoo up so the wings are over her chichis. That way when she jumped up and down, Goddess Isis would've looked like she's freely flying through the sky. Now THAT would be the ultimate homage to Gran Gran Dolly. RiRi posted the picture of her new tattoo on Instagram with his note:
Goddess Isis- Complete Woman - Model for future generations- #GRANGRANDOLLY - always in and on my heart #1love
RiRi does have the right idea. As soon as I save up enough Valium pills to deal with getting pricked in the face over and over again (and not in a sexy way), I'm going to honor my abuelita by getting the image of a flying chancla tattooed over my mouth.
And here's RiRi in London last night looking like Peaches from A Low Down Dirty Shame.
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Is that her back or her titty balls?! I is confused!
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Submitted by nunya_bizness on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 9:42pm.
One person says they don't like her tits, and suddenly all Dlisted people are evil bigots who trash black people? What fairness you have!
That said, her tits are perfectly fine. The problem is what little is between her ears… and yeah, the giant tat under her boobs which is gonna be half-hidden in a few years.
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Is she out of her mind?
The mind is boggled. What happened to all the appreciation of the female form that was flowing in the Jessica Simpson post?
She has a nice set of tithes. You have to at least acknowledge that.
I side-eye the soft bigotry of D-Listers. The same people bemoaning the comments about Jessica Simpson never bat an eyelash when they trash and refer to Mariah, Beyonce, JLo and Serena Williams (see a pattern there) as fat. I mourn the witty commentariat that was DListed 3 years ago.
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RiRi and Peaches bring the public stupidity today.
Who else but RiRi could suggest that the imaginary goddess Isis is the perfect model for future generations of (illuminati slave-girl) women.
The future holds golden opportunities for tattoo-removal technicians btw.
If my gandaughter did that to honor me I would be the laughing stock of heaven! That trashy cunt.
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Blerg!!
Thanks, JTROS - yes, my father was a pistol with a loaded clip of bullets, miss him like hell! =)
ugh. Bitches who need to put some "deep, spiritual meaning" behind their tattoos. Just. Stop. Admit you want a tattoo for the fucks of it and get over yourself.
Submitted by Skycaptaineddie on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 5:43pm.
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Lol! Great story!
I bet Isis is pissed off.
Totally self involved story - when my dad was dying, because we have a genetic sick as $$$$ sense of humor, we were questioning the realities of the afterlife, and if angels really had wings and all that crap. Dad said, "Well, if I do get wings, I want one with a big 'J' on it, and the other with a big 'R' on it, and when I flap them together, they'll spell out "JR." (his nickname). I almost fell off the chair laughing, and that's what went through my head when I saw RiRi's latest Best Decision of Her Life. Everytime I see her from now on, I'll expect - no I demand - that her chichis flap together to spell out a secret message to her grammy...Anyhow! Miss you, Dad! =)
So classy!
Submitted by Event Horizon on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 1:23pm.
Also, hope she doesnt catch that new form of TB thats going around via tattoo ink....
.... You hope she doesnt, I hope she does... Tomayto Tomahto
This dumb puta probably doesnt even realize that the goddess isis is a pagan god, (def nobody you would want tatted on your flesh) stupid devil worshipping whore! I do not condone men hitting women but in this case I applaud cb for slappin this trollup up! She ruined her self with all those tats makes herself look like the cheap hooker she is.
I can't name the exact date but overall by now it's positively the 1950's again where only dumb trash and losers have tattoos.
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This tattoo will sag just like her gun tattoos.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 4:06pm.
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I was contemplating getting a small one to commemorate my first half-marathon in November...but don't know where to put it or what to get.
I don't buy the granny tribute bs. The last time we saw another Isis on her throne – Madonna at the Super Bowl! That time Madonna was the white Isis and this time, Rihanna plays the black Isis. Blatent MK-Ultra symbology.
Submitted by JTROS on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 4:04pm.
That is why I have been waiting on YOUR answer :P
the next tat I get I'm gonna have "Your Name", literally the words your and name tattooed on my ass. *shrugs* I figure I can tell people, "oh yea, well I've got your name tattooed on my ass!"
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Submitted by mahaatma on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 3:57pm.
Those are the strangest, homliest boobs ever! What the hell is that crease on the one? And where's the nipples?
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The crease seems to be her arm holding her boob up or covering her nipples. The pic was taken to only show the underboobage.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 4:02pm.
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A lady (snort!) never tells ;)
Submitted by JTROS on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 4:01pm.
I'm thinking either tramp stamp or panty line area... yea, I'm gonna go with panty line area.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 3:57pm.
Submitted by JTROS on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 3:56pm.
Where is it located on your person?
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Easily hidden by clothing...but still where a dumb 22 year old would put it. That's really my biggest regret.
**correction: I was 21. My brain is addled in my old age! lol
I've also been thinking of getting a tattoo of of something Egyptian but I find a lot of the designs too masculine for me.
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Those are the strangest, homliest boobs ever! What the hell is that crease on the one? And where's the nipples? And why are they shaped like baked potatoes? WTF is an underboob tribute anyway!? Why not tat a memento to Chris Brown on your asshole then, dumb ass?
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Submitted by JTROS on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 3:56pm.
Where is it located on your person?
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People are pretty shocked to find out I have a tattoo, especially since I work in a field that has lots of old, conservative white dudes. Got it when I was a young & crazy 22 year old. Don't know if I would do it again.
Titty tats are NOT hot.
I'd never. Why? On/under skin that's going to go south when you age Riri?
I swear I had that same outfit in 1992. But mine was by Esprit.
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Devil's advocate.
If she ever has her boobs done it could be a prob.
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Being the Illuminati Slut that Ri-Ri is, this tattoo is probably some Illuminati bullshit. Rihanna has needed a chankla to the head from a no nonsense taking abuileta for years now!!!
The minute I read about her abuelita, I thought about yours and her beloved chanclas, LOL !!
I am sure she´d appreciate the gesture :-)
Submitted by estee logger on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 2:37pm.
If you are referring to the 70lb little Indian lady upstairs with a new boyfriend who obviously nails the shit out of her every single night then I would say it sounds like she is doing well.
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LOL.
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
I agree with whoever said that this tat COULD have been cool...the design is kind of neat...but the placement and "message" behind it is stupid.
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The fact that she gets a tattoo under her boobs in tribute to her grandma is very very disturbing. But I actually thinks she looks cute with the short hair and I normally hate short hair.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 2:34pm.
Why don't you try that Wrecking Ball stuff that fades tattoos? A friend of mine used it on a really fugly tat and it really did work. Hers wasn't really big though, and she tanned a lot, so it had faded, but the stuff really worked. I think it is around $40 bucks or so.
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Maybe Jon Hamm could start using some of this stuff on a certain area?
She looks like one of those types that think tattoos make them bad ass.
Cuppy - nah. Eventhough I hate it, it doesn't look bad and it's got my leo sign on it and I like that part. Plus it's solid black. I doubt it would ever fade enough.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 1:51pm.
Women should be placed on a pedestal and treasured, I think we can both agree on that! Here is a good way to do that, while making her feel sexy at the same time...
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Speaking of women who need to be placed on pedestal (especially if they are short), how is curry and shame doing?
Also, WTF is up with celebrities and their need to wear ugly clothes? Do they really believe they're edgy? Who is feeding them these thoughts? She would look about a million times better in some fitted jeans and a fitted t-shirt with lipgloss and without the ghetto nails. I miss the days when Rihanna liked to be pretty: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-2hZRGfVXxY0/Tk_-HYXT5TI/AAAAAAAAAjg/IXkZtnMvhG...
Doesn't she realize she can't ever erase that idiotic tattoo???
Knew this bitch was stupid.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 2:21pm.
Why don't you try that Wrecking Ball stuff that fades tattoos? A friend of mine used it on a really fugly tat and it really did work. Hers wasn't really big though, and she tanned a lot, so it had faded, but the stuff really worked. I think it is around $40 bucks or so.
This makes her titties look droopy. *sigh* I so hate tattoos. Really, what is the appeal?
What the what? Yeah, I'm sure MY late abuelitas would have loved me having a giant underboob tattoo in "tribute" to them. While they were not the chancla-throwing types (that was my mom), I'm sure both would have fainted dead away at the mere thought of this. When revived they WOULD have hollered "AY SUCIA DESGRACIADA!" And they would have been right.
RiRi continues her Lohan-like descent into marginalization. Just wait until your boobs start to sag over that tat, girl.
I honored my great-grandmothers by going to college and then grad school.
To each their own.
Tattoo would have been cheaper, though.
A class act that Rihanna, a real thinker too. Huge gaudy under breast tattoo to honor a grandmother--genius!
Nice graphics I guess.
Where's her nipples? armpits?
She has pretty eyes. Other than that, I don't know why this RiRi gets the ahhhs and press that she does---I don't see the talent.
EEG: I am not a huge fan of most tattoos, but whether or not they're trashy depends on lots of things. My ex was into them, and through him, I learned to appreciate the art form that it can be. There is some really beautiful art out there on people's bodies.
It depends on the work, and the person and all kinds of things. I've seen tattoos that made me respect and like someone more. And there are some people I think a little less of because of their shitty ink or design choices. I'll never think less of someone who's commemorated their dead child, but I might snicker at the memorial of their cat.
I've known many serious professional people who you'd NEVER guess had any, and that always makes me smile. Some day, after my liberation, I will get one. White ink, some place that's usually covered. Just for the secretness of it.