Open Post: Hosted By John Travolta’s Hard Nips

September 10, 2012 / Posted by:

The queens at the bath houses in Paris better watch out, because when John Travolta butches up his look (see: that really butch chain wallet) and gets his tit knobs hard by inhaling poppers through his nipple slits, that means he’s looking to top and nothing is awkwardly messier than a power bottom trying to top. (You haven’t heard the words “It slipped out again!” more times than when a power bottom is trying to hump on you.)

With his loyal beard (who sort of turns into a skinnier Khloe Kardashian when she puts on deranged bee sunglasses) at his side, John Travolta made every French massage therapist run when he sashayed through Paris yesterday. Gay Paree is now Gayer Paree and we can all thank John for that.

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