Hot Slut Of The Day!

September 10, 2012 / Posted by:

Lorna Bliss, stripper, Brit Brit impersonator, purveyor of elegance and the delicate rose petal who stripped off her clothes and whatever is left of her dignity on Britain’s The X-Factor over the weekend.

Lorna Bliss, who has already scooted pure sophistication all over the Britain’s Got Talent stage before, said that she wants to save the world through fishnet and that she just wants to be famous and doesn’t care what she’s famous for. (That last part is pretty much what the Kardashian Pledge of Fame Whore Allegiance reads like.) 33-year-old Lora then put two extra Xes in X-Factor by humping the floor and making Gary Barlow run for the nearest church to dip his piping hot genitals in a bowl of holy water, because he knows he can’t take all of Lorna Doone’s (typo and it stays) heat.

Daddy Spears can finally drop Our Lady of Cheetos’ puppet strings and let her retire, because Our Lady of Tesco Cheese Balls here is ready to take her place and do it better than Brit Brit ever could. Unlike Brit Brit, Lorna Bliss sings (for lack of a better word) live and moves like a seal in heat trying to scratch its own anus on the ground. Get some this:

Will somebody tell Nicole Shitsinger to close her mouth. We already know how she got that job. She doesn’t need to remind us.

via Daily Mail 

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