From The "Ho, Shut Up!" Files: Kim Kardashian Compares Her Fake Marriage To Having Cancer
Kim Kartrashian's staged marriage to that Geico Caveman lasted about as long as your average Ryan Seacrest queef, made her millions of dollars and the hardest thing she had to do was act like she cared about it ending. And that's exactly like beating cancer! When a cancer patient goes through several rounds of chemo, loses their hair, barfs all day and goes through several radiation treatments, the first thing they say after they're able to open their mouth without a doctor shoving another pill in there is: "I now know how Kim Kardashian feels!"
Humanity's talking butt kancer was farting at the mouth to The Guardian (via Complex) about how hard her life is when this shit nugget came out while discussing her stupid divorce:
"We decided to film for the wedding. And that was a decision that he and I made together. But I think that, with any decisions in life [brace yourselves], like, I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She's 18. And I was like, that's how I feel."
If reporters insist on interviewing Dim Karkrashian, they should talk to the ass on her bottom instead of the ass on her neck, because they'll get more intelligent answers, but that's not saying much. I swear, I just kan't with this kunt.
(Thanks, Dana!)
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When I'd seen her crying about shit in the past, I wanted to shoot the TV because at that time I was battling severe iron deficiency anemia and all I was doing was going in & out of the hospital, being stuck with needles, having blood transfusions, and having iron infusion therapy, which is not at all pleasant. Thank god I'm in remission now. And to read what debbiedoesnothing went through, what I went through is absolutely nothing compared to that (big hugs to debbie). So fat-ass Kim needs to STFU about her fucking 72-day marriage -- what a fucking joke. I hate Kim & her entire big, fat, hairy, Armenian, gypsy family, even that fucking werewolf kid.
What a dumb Kunt.
To all of you who have actually had cancer take a toll on your lives, I am sorry that this terrible excuse for a human being has the gall to minimize everything that you and your family went through.
Her statement goes beyond ignorance. Can one of you smart psych people tell me if this creature is a narcissist or straight up sociopath?
I bet the only reason she even socialized with the poor cancerous peasant was so that she'd have something "interesting" to make all about her in her interview. Fucking cuntwaffle. I hope Karma is paying attention.
Hello Ms. Twat, good to see you again!
You are welcome to email me at cmaurer@hotmail.ca
I'm not too concerned about everyone seeing my email addy. Y'all are good folk. D-list folk to boot.
thats it...this fucking cunt is definatley going down over this....
what is up with all those "likes", I cannot hear her when she talks because it is all like this, like that...no sentence goes by without one of those skank airbag sluts saying like...do they have a clue how ignorant they sound....fucking cunts..
In honor of the Whoretrashian's I will watch and endorse Here Comes Honey Boo Boo just cause it pisses her Pimp Mamma off so much..fucking nasty cunt.
THIS BITCH!
Just another nail in her coffin. Pretty much everyone has lost someone to cancer and will be offended by this latest gaffe by the Human Urinal.
Hey, Kim. Remember Paris Hilton? Yeah. That's you in five years.
heart out to debbie, IG and all who have survived and been lost.
still no words for this bitch. if it was not taped and i can see the words coming out of her mouth i'd think the quote is a lie bec i just can't believe that any adult can be this stupid and not have to be in a structured institution of some sort.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I think they left out a ton of 'likes'..
They've got everyone in the country talking like them.
like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like
AGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Talula on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 5:45pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 5:49pm.
Submitted by debbiedoesnothing on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 5:42pm.
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♥♥♥♥ x infinity.
Submitted by JTROS on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 5:18pm.
Every time I see a post about her I don't think I kan hate her anymore. Then I do.
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same here. i wish to god someone would just slap this bitch across the face
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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK
Well, at the end of the day she'll remain Kim Kardashian ~ how can Karma punish anyone even further than that?
PSL!! <3
I'd pay for ringside seats, what a shit kicking that would be! :)
Gee, when my 32yr old sister died of stomach cancer, she never compared her battle with divorce. To be fair to KK, my sister's brain had stopped working, plus the green shit oozing from her mouth was kind of in the way.
Hi Twatty! well, i wonder who is going to join Craig and Hamm by bashing this particular act? maybe NOW Beyonce will make the public comment we've been waiting for re: this bitch trying to attach herself to their little group of 3 actual superstar musicians
[regardless of how you feel about B, J and K as people or their musical genres -- they do have jobs and make music and produce music and blah blah. they work.]
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 5:39pm.
Submitted by Glambert on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 5:36pm.
"Kim Kardashian's Kourageous Kancer Battle"
Ep. 1 -- Kim and Kanye Go To Khemo
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I approve this letter K abuse.
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
http://chakrakahn.tumblr.com/
IG! xoxoxoxoxooxoxox
we need Kim to do another "Boxing" match. I'd love to kick the shit out of her. I'd do it for each and every one of you Dlisters. :)
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Nothing, nothing is manageable
So can't we skip the valedictories
I can see the door there
Shut it and forget my number
I had six cycles of chemo, 28 radiation treatments. Lost all my hair, rolled around in bed with bone pain. Permanent side effects carpal tunnel syndrome, arthritis, neuropathy and fatigue. I'm currently cancer free but I have to wait 5 years before I will be considered cured.
Bitch was married married less than 3 months. She could buy her way out of this divorce and still have millions but she's too fucking greedy.
Fuck you, Kim Kardashian!
I look forward to hearing you are cured. Good luck to you, and yeah, fuck Dim Dickdashian.
Thanks, MJT. I'm still in the angry stage and reading shit like that makes me even more stabby. xox
Submitted by Glambert:
You mean you don't want Kris Jenner pitching her prized pig's cancer battle to E!?
Kim Kardashian's Kourageous Kancer Battle
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Lemme fix that Glambert :D
Kim Kardashian Kombats Kancer Kourageously... Keels Kwikly.
Foxxy -- hey, babe!
SandwichQueen -- I saw what you said your friends are doing for you on Facebook. I can't do much, but can I help you a bit? I really would like to.
And just when I thought I couldn't hate this family anymore, they up the ante just a little more. I hope they get theirs one day, and that day cannot come soon enough for me.
Kim should be ashamed of herself for making the cancer comparison. Then again, you have to have shame to feel shame.
Submitted by Glambert on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 5:36pm.
"Kim Kardashian's Kourageous Kancer Battle"
Ep. 1 -- Kim and Kanye Go To Khemo
/hatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehate
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Her stupid is stupid.
Her dad died of cancer so you would think she would be a bit more sensitive about stuff like that.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 5:24pm.
*hugs to you IG* <3
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED :
I really *try* not to wish bad things on people...but this cunt (and her family) make it very VERY difficult.
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THIS /\ times 100.
Submitted by ilovetatertots on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 5:23pm.
Submitted by Glambert on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 5:19pm.
For the love of everything that is good .. NO! She will take her attention whoring to the extreme and then some. She will find seek out new frontiers to whore for attention if she were to get the cancer.
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You mean you don't want Kris Jenner pitching her prized pig's cancer battle to E!?
Kim Kardashian's Kourageous Kancer Battle
Ditto what everyone else said.
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Amnesty International
Shine a Light
Woah, tan fail.
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¿donde está machín?
Fucking retard
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
Submitted by JTROS on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 5:18pm.
Every time I see a post about her I don't think I kan hate her anymore. Then I do.
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amen
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Nothing, nothing is manageable
So can't we skip the valedictories
I can see the door there
Shut it and forget my number
No more of this woman!
I hope just for saying that she really does get cancer so she can eat her words. *chants* karma! karma! karma!
Someone needs to kick the shit out of this fucking idiot.
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Nothing, nothing is manageable
So can't we skip the valedictories
I can see the door there
Shut it and forget my number
Their father died of cancer, which makes the fact that she compared her "struggles" to someone battling cancer all the more disturbing. She really has no soul.
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Douchechill!
She was married a month and climbed on Kanye about three minutes after. Yes, cancer is exactly like that. Jesus.
Somebody needs to give her an ASSectomy, so there's no longer a reason for her to be famous.
Just another sad reminder of how my nana and grandpapa died of cancer, so she can go fuck herself. Seriously, I would expect this kind of verbal diharrea from a 13 yr old, not somebody in their 30's.
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
http://chakrakahn.tumblr.com/
I wish I could trade in this shameless whore for my dear uncle who died of liver cancer...fucking cooze!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by suze on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 5:21pm.
This pic should be the Caption this.
"Squirt piss in here."
If it were a game at the fair I went to this weekend, I would have won the big teddy bear.
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 5:23pm.
"I just kan't with this kunt."
Well, I can't say the C word yet though she is really testing my strength. But, with a "k"
well, maybe I can go with that:)
Go see or rent the Vagina Monologues, it will roll off your tongue.
Fuck this insensitive CUNT. My dad died from cancer and this is just plain disrespectful to the patients and their families.
I'd hope for a backlash to this shit, but I know it ain't going to happen.
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
Dim Kardashian is cute. Dim Derpdashian preserves the alliteration. Rename the others to D'oh, Doy, Duh, Dip, Durrr and Dick.
I hate her fake crying...so badly done.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Thanks, you vapid whore. I'll be sure to think about that whenever I get sad/angry/pissed about my late husband.
I don't often use the cunt word but will make an exception in her case. C.U.N.T.
Did she say that she was giving the chemo patients a copy of her sex tape so they could practice puking their guts up b4 treatment.
there's no words -- not even sufficient curse words -- for her this time
/really speechless. i can't even put together a rude comment to post this statement is so unbelievable
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12