From The "Ho, Shut Up!" Files: Kim Kardashian Compares Her Fake Marriage To Having Cancer
Kim Kartrashian's staged marriage to that Geico Caveman lasted about as long as your average Ryan Seacrest queef, made her millions of dollars and the hardest thing she had to do was act like she cared about it ending. And that's exactly like beating cancer! When a cancer patient goes through several rounds of chemo, loses their hair, barfs all day and goes through several radiation treatments, the first thing they say after they're able to open their mouth without a doctor shoving another pill in there is: "I now know how Kim Kardashian feels!"
Humanity's talking butt kancer was farting at the mouth to The Guardian (via Complex) about how hard her life is when this shit nugget came out while discussing her stupid divorce:
"We decided to film for the wedding. And that was a decision that he and I made together. But I think that, with any decisions in life [brace yourselves], like, I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She's 18. And I was like, that's how I feel."
If reporters insist on interviewing Dim Karkrashian, they should talk to the ass on her bottom instead of the ass on her neck, because they'll get more intelligent answers, but that's not saying much. I swear, I just kan't with this kunt.
(Thanks, Dana!)
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Oh fuck this fucking trick up her fucking stupid fucking cunt ass. I hate this trick even more than I hated her stupid fucking ass before. This fucking bitch needs to apologize to all the cancer patients in the world for comparing her sham marriage to the shit that people go through on a daily basis dealing with this piece of shit disease.
UGH!!!
*throws chair across the room*
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Does anyone really care about the content that spills out of her swollen mouth? I have nothing against a whore who makes the most of her limited capacity but, really, NOTHING she says or does is worth getting riled up about.
More KK karma. She couldn't be at the MTV Whatever awards because she was hosting a private party at the Democratic National Convention. The estimate was that 50+ people showed up, mostly media no doubt. Kanye said that he wasn't attending the awards because Kim couldn't be there, but he didn't bother to attend her stupid party. Brand Kardashian is on the down slide since the wedding fiasco. That chick oozes bad karma.
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/09/kim-kardashian-jonathan-ch...
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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Ohhhh NO. She. Did. Not.
I never knew my paternal grandfather; cancer got him before I was born. Cancer got my grandmother too. And a cousin. And it's trying to get one of my friends, but she's stomping it cold. It tried to get my dad; surgery fixed it. It tried to get my aunt too, mastectomy nixed that.
A fake marriage = your body attacking itself? Really? I mean, REALLY?
I'm getting tears in my eyes from reading about the great amount of loss and suffering cancer has caused for many on this site.
First of all, my deepest respect to those who are battling cancer and may you have a full recovery.
Second of all, my deepest sympathy for those who have lost someone from this terrible disease.
I myself, lost a cousin, at a very young age to breast/bone cancer and as well, my Mom's dearest friend is recovering from breast cancer. Then this week, I got news about a friend of mine who has brain cancer and just had surgery to get an eye removed because it was hemorrhaging from the tumor. She has two young children and has not even hit her 30's yet.
Last of all, to Kim and her kin: Nobody can escape death and certainly not old age nor disease. You may have money but you have no soul.
I hope that the people who look up to these sacks of skin, realize what horrible people they truly are. May this be the end of the Kardashians and their vapid lives on tv and elsewhere.
The only thing that would truly hurt this family is if nobody watched them or supported their lust for fame and attention. Please, do not support them.
Cunt my grandmosther died when I was two of cancer that spread over her entire body quickly...God I miss her...there was no hope, other grandmother died of cancer too...Cancer is the devil...you are the devil's concumbine...but you need to burn in hell for what you just said evil nasty cunt!!!
Enough of this whore and her verbal diarrhea; she's a pathetic excuse for a human being. The best thing she can do for the human race is to remove herself from it...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
Perhaps KK has finally figured out that she's never again going to get attention because she's loved/liked or admired. Maybe she's out to get it any way she can, even if that means making horribly insensitive statements.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 8:23pm.
Submitted by LA me on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 8:15pm.
I think her face should be at the back or every urinal.
YES!! With her wide open mouth circling the drain!
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Why some turds evade the whirlpool...god only knows. They are survivors. The fittest.
- Hysteria
This trash has gone too far. She keeps trying to garner sympathy because the Geico Caveman actually has a couple of brain cells and is trying to have that sham of a marriage annuled because she's a fraud. But he would have known she was a fraud had he gotten to know the whoretramp for more than a couple of months.
Caffeine crazed-
Sorry, I just saw your reply. It's THEkewlazzmom
Anyone else on twatter pick my tweet up and RT it! Let us let those who haven't heard about this interview and dumb ass statement hear it from the dlisters!!
Thanks caffeine crazed for the reply!!!! =o)
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"Birds are doomed when pussies can fly"- MK
Thank you for getting back to me :) I just retweeted you,my username is robotnik22.
And may I add that she's really crying in this picture but you can't tell because all the botox that was injected in her ass has traveled up her dark fake soul, through her black heart, and up her ugly ass face.
Submitted by LA me on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 8:15pm.
I think her face should be at the back or every urinal.
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1. Yes, you cottage cheesy cunt, we know you graced your presence to an 18 year old cancer patient. Let it be known that you do things from the bottom of your ass for the sake of "humanity" aka fame.
2. Comparing your pathetic situation to a young woman who is battling for her life is so fucking low...I didn't think it was possible for a Kuntrashian to go THAT low. But here, Kim went ahead and did that.
3. I hope she gets herpes all over her ass hole and her cunty lips and that she pass them to Kanye and his ego, then Kanye cheats on her with some hip hop back up dancer and then he gives it to her and then she goes and blows Kobe in a bathroom restaurant while Vanessa the witch is waiting at the table while he "takes a piss" then goes home and bones her in her ass and then passes the Kuntrashian germy herps to her.
"If reporters insist on interviewing Dim Karkrashian..." LOL MK.
What a great concept! Lets put KK's photo on all the Krash Test Dummies and film it for a video Mix Up.
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Why some turds evade the whirlpool...god only knows. They are survivors. The fittest.
- Hysteria
it took surgeries,chemo, radiation, pills and staying out of the sun, to get rid of my B.Cancer. It took a lawyer a few easy months, to get rid of my ex. BIG DIFF K.dooffis.
(survivor since 1992 :)
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Someone please throw a clorox tablet into this toilet's mouth. Maybe it'd help prevent the idiotic verbal diarrea from coming out.
Waste of space bitch.
She needs to stop plumping her lips!!
Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 7:48pm.
Well put. That makes me feel a bit better.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Burn in hell, you morally and ethically vacant piece of shit.
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Weighing in on the karma comments. Kim received karma the minute she thought, and long before she spoke. She wants so desperately to be liked and respected and that's the last thing she is. People watch her show to laugh at her and her family. She has been in a series of failed relationships with men who don't respect her. Finally, despite all of the efforts of her mother, PR people, etc she is still known as the chick that did the piss porn tape. She's been collecting bad karma for years.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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I can't believe it isn't trending on Twitter (at least far as I can tell, I don't use it often)
I hope someone RT's mine and blows Twitter the fuck up!!!
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"Birds are doomed when pussies can fly"- MK
What is your username?,I'll try to find your tweet and retweet it.
I used to just ignore her. I wouldn't change the channel but I wasn't ever watching the shows on purpose. Now I refuse. If she comes on ( or any of the Kardashian shows) I turn it off. I still think it's a waste of energy to hate a celebrity but I wish they would go away. Such an idiot and a complete waste of space.
<3 To all of you who are sharing your stories. I have been lucky enough to not lose anyone close to me to cancer. But I have lost a parent so I understand the pain. <3
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Kanye's no better than she is. He BRAGS that he used to watch her piss tape while screwing his previous tricks.
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FUCKING CUNT did NOT just compare her marriage to CANCER. FUCKING CUNT
*tosses laptop out the window*
I think we should all (meaning you MK) refer to her as Kanye West's girlfriend as Lainey does. Think about it, this vapid twat's only reason for being is attention in the media, so not referring to her in name (on a major gossip site no less) must really drive her nuts.
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Shiitake happens...
Dog, I didn't' mean to condemn anyone suffering with herpes, it was just my opinion that people wrongfully feeling that that disease is akin to leprosy that did in Paris' popularity. It was more a reflection on the state of Hollywood and it's hypocrisy, (since I'm sure it is a very common ailment, I personally know at least 5 people who have it). It's sad that it would take making Kim sexually undesirable to get her out of the public eye instead of her saying something disgustingly insensitive like this.
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"If you're going through hell, keep going" ~ Winston Churchill
She's a human piss puck. Fuck this vapid whore.
This dumb Kunt can't get cancer because she IS cancer. Unfortunately she and her family are cockroaches and can withstand radiation. Maybe the next flourbomber will soak the flour with Raid before throwing it on her. One can only wish.
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Why some turds evade the whirlpool...god only knows. They are survivors. The fittest.
- Hysteria
It's as if she is taunting karma......
C'MON, KARMA! WHAT THE FUCK! GET BUSY!
Thanks ever so!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I'm just shocked that anyone, even a Kardashian, could have their head THAT far up their own ass. REALLY?
I should tell my mom about this. Oh, wait - I can't because she died of ovarian cancer 11 years ago. I wish that Kim Kardashian had died of her bad marital choices, instead!
Submitted by Talkdirty2me on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 7:30pm.
Are you for real? You make herpes sound like anyone who has it is a total whore and going to die from it. Herpes is manageable and is in no way a death sentence anymore. You don't have to be anywhere close to being promiscuous to contract it, either.
Oh and FYI, Paris Hilton remained popular for years after it came to light she has herpes. She fell off the radar because she stopped going out. When she decided to come back into the spotlight, she was photographed again even though she reached her peak a few years ago.
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My own MIL had jaw cancer - that shit took her jaw! Now she has this scar on her face and she lost an ear. She LOST an ear! May KK get this so she can know true pain and suffering.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
MissAnnThrope, Paris Hilton stopped getting press and attention when we all discovered that she had Herpes through undeniable proof of that moron leaving her prescription for it in a storage locker that was purchased by someone b/c she abandoned it. The whole world knowing she had an incurable sexual disease took away her fuckablity, which is all she had and was known for; being a fuckdoll.
We should all start a whisper campaign saying Kim has herpes too, then she would disappear into obscurity. I'd love to see her as a washed up has-been bitch.
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No. Words.
Well, on behalf of all the cancer survivors I am priviliged to know, and the ones who are near and dear to me I say FUCK YOU PISS URINAL WHORE IDIOT.
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someone please pour acid on this bitch.
please. thank you God!!!!
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Submitted by She Stinks on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 6:50pm.
Won't this vile fucking disgusting pig just die already? Or at least shut up? Please stop watching her shows.
She Stinks!
There's a girl at work that I really liked when she first started. When she told me she just loves watching that piece of shit show, I refuse to speak to her. She gives me a hard time, but I won't relent!
14 minutes, 58.5 seconds and counting. Back to the piss-porn for you, honey. Pimp Mama already has a replacement in the on-deck circle.
My mother in law took her last chemo treatment today before she will begin radiation and then more chemo. She no longer has hair, breasts, or strength most of the time. But she has NOT ONCE complained about any of it. She does not want people to feel sorry for her. She is the definition of grace under fire.
This bitch? Fuck her.
Speechless. She obviously just wanted some way to blurt out that she spent time with a cancer patient so she had to find some excuse to mention it.
No Kim, divorce is like being struck by a train. Go check it out and make sure you film it for the show.
I'm so saddened to hear of the things some of you have been through and really wish you all the best.
♥ to you all
Seriously with tears in my eyes my heart goes out to all of you. Just reading these stories brings back.so many memories and feel for whoever has dealt with cancer in any way!!
Never thought I could be so offended, aggravated and saddened by something someone said especially by someone I don't even know....and hate!!!
Sorry I'll get over it!
Sweetas--- sending love and light to you and your mama. xoxo
ty so much Luci. ♥ My mom is lucky, she is still surviving and fighting. Hugs to everyone who's lost a loved one to it. The suffering is horrific. xoxoxo
A big FUCK YOU AND A boot to the mouth to Kim K.
Um, fuck this piece of shit.
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