Monday, September 10th 2012

Like Everybody Else, Obama Doesn't Take Nicki Minaj Seriously

Ann Romney will scream "I LOVE YOU FRAGGLES!" during her next speech because of what the Trinidadian Fraggle Nicki Minaj rapped on Lil Wayne's mixtape. "I’m a Republican voting for Mitt Romney / You lazy bitches is fucking up the economy / Out in Miami I be chilling with a zombie" is what fell off of Nicki Minaj's tongue. Since everything about Nicki should be taken seriously from her "Rainbow Brite's yarn hair teased in a blender" wigs to her bottom of the barrel Nanny Fran impersonation, some hos took that line as one hundred percent fact and freaked out over it.

While talking to Orlando's Power 95.3 this morning, President Obama was asked what he thinks about Nicki Minaj, specifically what he thinks about her calling him a lazy bitch. I half expected Obama to pull out Mimi's signature line by saying, "I've never heard of her." But Obama has heard of Nicki Minaj and said, "Yeah, I'm not sure that's exactly what happened. I think she had a song on there. Uh, a little rap that said that, but... She likes to play different characters, so I don't know what's going on there."

"I don't know what's going on there" can be said about EVERYTHING about Nicki Minaj. But Obama should've just kept it simple by saying, "Bitch is a schiz-ho and Mittens can have her!"

via Daily Intel 

Posted by: Michael K


Estee Dildo...

I have no woes but you sure do, you lousy cunt.

I pay my own way and always have, but unlike you, you selfish rotten cunt, I have no issue with ensuring that those less fortunate than I am are helped to get on their feet.

So yeah, suck on Mitt-the-Twitt's raisin when he's unemployed in January 2013 & scratching to get back in at Bain...

Gmann

Go tell your woes to the potus when he is standing in the unemployment line in January. If you lay down with dogs you will get up with fleas.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

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To Estee Logger...

Listen, you fucking piece of shit...I pay over $1000.00 a month for Private Health Insuance and fund my own retirement. And, unlike you, you selfish, sick bitch, I realize that an average midwestern American raising a family of 4 cannot in any way, shape or form afford what I have the means to afford to defray the cost of Private Insurance and a non-employer sponsored retiremennt fund. You are in fact a fucking rotten parasite who has no qualms about forgetting about those less fortunate than you are and have no qualms about seeing the middle class disappear.

Gmann

You are a victimized socialist that accepts zero responsibility, expects the government to take care of every aspect of your life while responsible working people foot the bill for the parasites like you. You are worse than a sheep
A sheep has no knowledge of its ignorance but you turn a blind eye to your failings as a human being and blame others. Just what do you contribute to our society that positive and meaningful? I would wager absolutely nothing
You sound so bitter and angry....very sad.

Miss Malevolent's picture

Gmann, you're nothing but a bleating sheep spouting off the usual talking points of the Democrats, because you're a slave. A slave to the fear culture that they revel in while they live large on the tax payer's dime.

And no, I'm not a conservative you mongrel. I'm an independent, I've never voted for a Republican for president...and even in this election...I'm stilling trying to decide if I'll bother voting for Romney, or stay with my first choice Gary Johnson who is the Libertarian candidate for President.

Unlike you, I don't let the Dems or Repubs, shove their fists up my ass and use me as a puppet for their talking points. I think for myself. And I'm sorry, you're so blinded by your celebutante fucking president you can't see his over the top narcissism. A narcissism that had him push for health care, while he ignored the economy...then runs to play catch up 3 fucking years too late...and now asking us, to give him some more time...why? Not cause he can actually fix anything, but because he doesn't want to be a one termer and ruin his "legacy". Wake the fuck up you dumb sheep.

He gives a shit about this country, this is all about his fucking ego. And you sycophants do everything you can to butter his ass, and ignore his failings.

And don't kid yourself, the same shit you're saying, "Give him more time to finish what he started" is the SAME EXACT SHIT REASONING I heard in 2004 with Bush Jr.

Estée logger, I completely agree that there is no use in arguing with the likes of you. It is clear that you undoubtably are plain and simple. You need only look amongst some of the recent stars within the ranks of rhe Republican party to find some of the most ignorant individuals who have ever aspired to the office of the Presidency. Take for instance Michelle Bachman; she droned on at a press conference this past year about how a republican administration would certainly shut down the American Embassy in Tehran. Equally as shocking and ignorant is her stance on woman's health issues; she spoke at length about the dangers of the cervical cancer vaccine but none of what she was saying was based on scientific evidence. The AMA immediately cited Ms. Bachman's statements as completely and utterly false and wholly lacking a sound scientific basis. So in sum, Estée Log, your political party is rife with ignorance & I agree as well that there is no sense in arguing with you at all.

Gmann:

Unbelievable.

It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument. ~William G. McAdoo

jack-n-the-hat's picture

I fail to see the point in your efforts of arguing this topic on a fucking gossip blog...
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Estee logger:

Everything you've stated about Republicans and Conservatives is completely wrong.

Eight years of the Bush Administration decimated the American economy. Bush Administration insanity in waging war in Iraq, the longest war in American history, on a crusade to locate weapons of mass destruction that the Administration knew never existed in the first place, is the best example of Republicanism & Conservatism at work.

I really love how you're talking about protecting the "unborn;" you and your party have other ideas about the "unborn" once the "unborn" is actually "born." Your views are utterly irrational in that you espouse protecting the so-called unborn but at the same time are anti-big government assistance for those born into poverty.

Gmann:

Everything that you have stated about Republicans or conservatives is just so completely wrong.

In a nutshell; we value each and every single life; the born and unborn. We are colorblind. We want every single citizen to be as successful, independent and happy as possible without the government getting in their way.

Too much government restricts and controls people's lives.

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Submitted by saltydog88

... There are successful people in both parties and there are unsuccessful people in both parties. There are rich people in both parties and there are poor people in both parties....

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Huge difference.

Ask a Democrat how do you succeed in America?
He says: America is a rigged system where you get on top by lying, cheating and manipulating the stupid people
Ask a Republican how do you succeed in America?
He says: Get and education, work hard, have an idea, start a business.

These were 4 successive keynote speakers at the Democratic Convention:
1. Elizabeth Warren. Lied about being Native American to get affirmative action hired to Harvard.
2. Bill Clinton. convicted perjurer.
3. John Kerry. Lied about being in Cambodia in 1972 fighting an illegal war from a swiftboat for Nixon. Lied about being Irish to get the Mass. Irish vote.
4. Joe Biden. plagiarized his way through law school, including giving a public speech that he stole in its entirety from a german politician.

the crem de la crem of the Democratic Party are all noted liars. not an accident.

Miss Malevolent, you're unbelievably dumb and are yourself a whiny, conservative shill for the right.

You & your friends are discompassionate, conservative bigots whose extremist views are more henious and vitriolic than McCarthyism was in the '50's. You all think you're invincible as your political spokespundits spout Ayn Randian BS on TV but you're clearly just a bunch of the dumbest asswipes America has ever seen: "Michelle Bachman; Sarah Palin; Paul Ryan; Mitt Romney." The last time the Republican Party nominated an intelligent, knowledgeable candidate was approximately 44 years ago.

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Submitted by Miss Malevolent on Tue, 09/11/2012 - 2:34am.

Well spoken, I think you've articulated what the majority of America (well at least the ones with an IQ) feel about this president.

Never have I seen a president jump on shows like Conan, Leno, The View (for god's sake!) like he's some celebrity. Libtards clap like trained seals whenever he opens his mouth, they have no clue what real political issues are, they're too busy tweeting about Michelle's dresses or what foods Obummer likes.

And gmann, take your whiny, sniveling, uninformed, ignorant and bigoted bullshit somewhere else. You are the reason why libtards are mocked.

Nicki Minaj is an idiot and has a shit stain of a career. Her hideous attempt to emulate the style and look of transexuals is an insult to transexuals everywhere. She is a talentless, vulgar mess who is pathetically attempting to distinguish herself by what she likely thinks is outlandish and shocking and yet at the same time profound. We all know that this shit stain is just a vacuous little skank who should hang up her hideous, talking-in-tongues music career. Her career is destined to be just another fart in the wind.

Ms. Malevolent: you are a douche bag who is siding with a group of white racist, extremist men who'd silence someone like you in an instant and tell you to get back in the kitchen where you belong; take away your access to birth control; remove your access to an abortion; cut your salary to half of what a man makes to do the same job; deny you access to healthcare; deny you access to employer sponsored pensions and benefits and tell you that you should figure out a way to fund your own retirement; tax your dead ass to further fund dopey-dumb, fuckhead, Mitt-the-Twit's 100 million dollar off shore bank accounts and to fund that of his douche-terd friends' million dollar bank accounts.

Miss Malevolent

You may be interested in reading about David Axelrod intimidating the folks at Gallup Poll.

Miss Malevolent's picture

I long for a President that isn't so well versed in the pop culture of the day...but is more interested in...I don't know...the economy.

This thin skinned twit is always responding to every little fucking slight like he's a fucking 13 year old girl using the media as his very own Twitter.

Please get this jackass out of the White House...please let this happen...I can't deal with four more fucking years of narcissism.

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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 4:14pm.

When I'm not eating cookies, I study political science. I am not much amused by celebrity lifestyle pieces, but will try harder to comment on non-political posts if it would appease you.

Classof1997's picture

And nobody with any sense takes Obama seriously, either.

chinlee3's picture

She'll say anything for a check. She also rapped she moved here from Trinidad on a temporary Visa.

Submitted by Poopele on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 4:46pm.

Republicans are the successful people.

Why would you want the unsuccessful people to run the country? They would just run it unsuccessfully, as the last six years has proven.

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Now you're just being silly. There are successful people in both parties and there are unsuccessful people in both parties. There are rich people in both parties and there are poor people in both parties. My point was simply that if you're lower class it is idiotic to vote for a party that wants to reduce social programs that could help you.

<"Submitted by Event Horizon on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 2:35pm.
Because he's black that makes him a shoe in for the "hip hop" vote? Racist degenerate.....">

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Out of curiousity, how does that make someone racist with that comment?

Obama got 90% of the black vote last election. It's a well documented fact that since the 1960s, blacks in an overwhelming majority vote democratically.

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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Mon, 09/10/2012 -

one of the top 5 Chappelle sketches EVER no matter how many he does in the future.

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Agree. Still funny after all these years. Will still be funny years from now.

ChristopherJohns's picture

I guess the folks that run the Clear Channel radio monopoly made Nicki an offer that they'll keep playing her music at brainwash rotation on their many stations if she said some nice things about Mittens.

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Submitted by saltydog88

Of course she's gunna vote Republican she is rich and selfish, why wouldn't she? What I don't get are poor people who vote Republican, it just seems stupid.

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Republicans are the successful people.

Why would you want the unsuccessful people to run the country? They would just run it unsuccessfully, as the last six years has proven.

joanne's picture

This could be Romneys new theme song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUyn5qyf_6c

Message In A Bottle's picture

I gotta give Obama points for this one!

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Also, when you end a statement with "Kim Kardashian is fabulous," all your previous points are INVALID, because obviously you have lost your damn mind." - MK

Thamar's picture

Whoops. No relief here...

'Calls out to the evils, shoe and cupcake, "wait for me!!!"

crazyinjapan's picture

Cookie Monster, do you ever comment on a thread that is not political? Are you a character someone created to stir things up?

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Submitted by Poopele on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 4:02pm.

LOL spot on. You can just picture him mumbling in his herp derp dialogue... "um err, herp derp, err um, I dunno what that's all about."

Spoken like a true eloquent.

Of course she's gunna vote Republican she is rich and selfish, why wouldn't she? What I don't get are poor people who vote Republican, it just seems stupid. States like Alabama that are filled with poor dumb-asses consistently elect Republicans who are for lowing taxes and cutting social programs despite the fact that these stats take far more federal money than they give out in taxes. Fucking idiots don't even know what's good for them, if blue states stopped giving them money they'd be up shit creek without a paddle.

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<"Submitted by Event Horizon on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 2:35pm.
Because he's black that makes him a shoe in for the "hip hop" vote? Racist degenerate.....">

That being black assures him of the hip hop vote surprises you? When you lay your hand on a red hot stove are you surpised by the smell of something burning? Sounds like it.

Poopele's picture

"I don't know what's going on there" can be said about EVERYTHING about Nicki Minaj

"I don't know what's going on there" can be said about EVERYTHING Barack Obama does.

Andrei's picture

I'm gonna vote for a big giant penis in my bedroom.

WinterOwl22's picture

I love listening to the radio!

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Foxxy Brown's picture

Submitted by beakers bitch on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 3:43pm.

Submitted by zomay on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 3:31pm.

i for one was cool w/giving up Tiger Woods in exchange for the Wu Tang "hello fried chicken goodbye fried rice"

one of the top 5 Chappelle sketches EVER no matter how many he does in the future

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

zomay's picture

OH YEA!! THE ASIANS TOOK WU TANG. That's right. Oh my God that was some funny funny shit.

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Worrying is using your imagination
to create something you don’t want.

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 2:42pm.

There is one Nicki Minaj song I like..with Eminem. Not played on the radio. I am Team Lil Kim all the way.

you will forget them both when Missy Elliott rejoins the game this year. i also think i read that the Queen is going to drop a rap cd soon too. oh yeah, Eve is coming back too.

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

illuminaupolis's picture

I voted for this guy and I will grit my teeth and vote for him again but he sounds like any pandering clueless politician .
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What is her problem? She's just laying there...

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Submitted by Event Horizon on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 3:25pm.

@evilshoe

Please enlighten us on the economic and political principls that align with the current republican idology that is gomna make america great and isnt responsible depression like decline during the Bush and republican congres dominated years....

.......because usually when people state what u are implying, its to state Martin Luther King was a republican when their principles mimiced the democratic ideology of today or to say Democrated had a majority congess during a time when Bush vetoed 99% of their measures making him the highest use of that privilage in history.
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What?

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Submitted by zomay on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 3:31pm.
This whole thing reminds me of that Dave Chappelle skit where the black folks and white folks choose their draft picks. LMFAO. Only it is politics choosing their draft picks:

LOL, and the asians chose the Wu Tang Clan.

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Submitted by bambam on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 3:14pm.

LOL!!! TEAM LITTLE TIGHT ASS!!
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Submitted by zomay on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 3:31pm.

l.m.a.o.!

ETA: just pointing out that i was the one who said last week that all of this has more to do with the lil wayne song lyrics than any real expression of opinion by minaj. because we all know she has no opinions. because we all know she does not think about anything that goes beyond what you see on her body and in her lyrics

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

FluffKitteh's picture

I can't with her and her baby-voiced "rapping".

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Helena's picture

"A little rap" ... LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

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Devil's advocate.

Esteem's picture

Damn MK. It's hard enough to tip-toe around the minefields that happen without you actually laying the tripwire yourself. /sigh

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OK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOUR LIFE AND THOUGHTS ARE BEING DECIDED BY A SHADOWY ORGANIZATION MADE UP ENTIRELY OF MALE OPPRESSORS WEARING DARK ROBES. THEY WANT TO SEND US BACK TO THE DARK AGES, PEOPLE. THINK OF YOUR DAUGHTERS AND YOUR DAUGHTER'S DAUGHTERS AND YOUR DAUGHTER'S DAUGHTER'S DAUGHTERS AND YOUR DAUGHTER'S DAUGHTER'S DAUGHTER'S DAUGHTERS AND YOUR DAUGHTER'S DAUGHTER'S DAUGHTER'S DAUGHTER'S DAUGHTERS OH WAIT YOU CAN'T BECAUSE YOU HAVE BEEN READING FASHION MAGAZINES AND THROWING UP BREAKFAST ALL DAY.

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

zomay's picture

This whole thing reminds me of that Dave Chappelle skit where the black folks and white folks choose their draft picks. LMFAO. Only it is politics choosing their draft picks:

"Okay look, we will take Minaj, but in exchange for this you must take Longoria AND you have to let her make a speech at the DNC."

"Well allright, but that means you keep Eastwood and his chair and we will keep Clooney and his beards."

"Fair enough."

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Worrying is using your imagination
to create something you don’t want.

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 3:18pm.

THANK YOU, MALE OPPRESSORS, FOR BRAINWASHING US SO THAT WE MAY BE LIKE A HOODED MIDDLE EASTERN WOMAN BEING KICKED AROUND IN THE SAND.
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Event Horizon's picture

@evilshoe

Please enlighten us on the economic and political principls that align with the current republican idology that is gomna make america great and isnt responsible depression like decline during the Bush and republican congres dominated years....

.......because usually when people state what u are implying, its to state Martin Luther King was a republican when their principles mimiced the democratic ideology of today or to say Democrated had a majority congess during a time when Bush vetoed 99% of their measures making him the highest use of that privilage in history.

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