Amanda Bynes Isn’t Going To Let A Suspended Drivers License Stop Her From Terrorizing The Streets Of L.A.
Amanda Bynes, seen above wearing her favorite driving mask, reportedly had her drivers license suspended by the DMV a few days ago, because she’s been charged with two hit-and-runs and because cross-eyed toddlers with bear claws (the morning time pastry, not the claws of a bear) for hands drive their Big Wheels better than she drives an actual car. The streets of L.A. are messy enough and the LAPD already have Lindsay Lohan, Justin Bieber, my mom’s neighbor lady who hits a parked car at least once a month and three out of 5 L.A. drivers to worry about. They don’t need to deal with Amanda’s bumper car foolery too.
If you think that Amanda couldn’t possibly be that much of a dumb dumb to drive on a suspended license, then you’re doing something Amanda never does: THINK. TMZ has a video of the cops talking to Amanda after pulling her over for driving in the night time without her lights on. “Driving in the night time without her lights on” is probably what Amanda’s therapist wrote in her file to describe her being extra slow in the brains.
While talking to Amanda, the cops never looked up to see the street lined with signs with Amanda’s mug shot over the words “WARNING: IF YOU SEE THIS DUMBASS, PULL OVER AND PRAY FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY.” TMZ thinks that the cops never ran her license, because if they did they’d see it was suspended. TMZ also says that there’s a sliver of a chance Amanda’s license is no longer suspended, but the chances of that being true are about as slim as the chances of her brain making a smart thought. The cops just let Amanda go with a warning.
Here’s a warning to all L.A. drivers: YOU’RE ALL DOOMED!
Either Amanda is seriously kinky and has some kind of fetish, or she’s realized that the only way she can get on TV again is if she gets arrested and makes an appearance on TLC’s Cell Block 6. And the cops are keeping Amanda from her dream by not arresting her. Come on, LAPD, make that ho’s dreams come true by putting her in cuffs!
(Pic via PCN)