KStew And RPattz Are "Fine"
"Don't fucking touch me, dude!" is what the paps say fell out of Kristen Stewart's mouth this morning when a bodyguard tried to help her walk through the crowd at Pearson International Airport in Toronto. It warms the core of my cunt gene knowing that supposedly spending weeks Emo-ing into her bong over shitting on RPattz's sparkly heart hasn't changed her miserable bitch ways.
KStew wore RPattz's dirty hat on her head AGAIN and this means that either: a) The prop master of the staged production known as her fake relationship with RPattz hasn't collected it yet or; b) KStew wants the dried unicorn sweat from RPattz's enchanted forest hair on top of her head as much as possible; or c) That actually isn't RPattz's hat. KStew stole that hat from a hobo she bitched out after he looked at her funny. Shifty hobos and RPattz do have the exact same fashion sense.
While promoting On The Road at TIFF yesterday, The Associated Press asked KStew if it's going to be awkward promoting the last Twatlight movie in November with RPattz and she only said, "We're going to be fine. We're totally fine."
Some of the crazed Twihards on Twitter think that means ROBSTEN IS UNBROKEN and real, authentic true love isn't dead, so they don't have to spend the rest of their nights bawling into the pile of dead cats they didn't take care of, because they're too torn apart to leave the house to buy cat food. But to me this just means that Robsten's contract has expired and at the premiere of Twatlight in November, they're both going to behave themselves and won't scrap over that hat while Bear Pattinson cheers RPattz on.
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why is everyone so quick to forget she cheated on her LAST boyfriend with rpattz?
Submitted by daaah on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 4:23pm.
wow, you guys really hate this girl. this bullying is really getting old. move on.
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Jana, is that you?
You know what else is getting old ? People coming on
A gossip site to chastise freedom of speech
I think she needs to wake up and smell the pussy
Shell make much more sense when she owns it . Just my crappy two cents .
Takes one to know one I guess
Submitted by innuendo on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 4:51pm.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/nico-lang/trampires-why-the-slut-sh_b_1850...
the best reaction to this clusterfuck i've ever seen
I'd agree with most of it.
*Notes category, "Yeah, Okay."*
Is anyone really buying any of this? Really?
Bunch of made-up fairytale corporate BS. This "story" is about money. That's all it's about.
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 4:47pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 4:41pm.
THIS IS DLISTED. Mean and negative is an art form here.
Looooooooooolll. (Except when MK posts about kittens or grannies or something.)
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And even then, you get some haters. Not everyone agreed with the choice of Spaghetti Cat as HSOTY (hot slut of the year).
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SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!
I am so GD tired of Kstew, her fake relationship, her fake affair, her fugly fake affair partner, the Twatlight franchise, and everything else that is remotely connected to her. Just go away already.
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Rande: Right? There are very few sacred cows here. (Maybe some scared cows, though...)
Most beloved: Dolly Parton, Rojo Caliente, Lily Tomlin, George Carlin.
Most are a mixed bag: Anderson Cooper, Michael Fassbender, PHG, Madonna, Michael Jackson, Mariah Carey
Universally despised: Kim Kardashian, OctoMom, Gwyneth Paltrow, Tiger Woods
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/nico-lang/trampires-why-the-slut-sh_b_1850...
the best reaction to this clusterfuck i've ever seen
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 4:41pm.
THIS IS DLISTED. Mean and negative is an art form here.
Looooooooooolll. (Except when MK posts about kittens or grannies or something.)
Submitted by daaah: "wow, you guys really hate this girl. this bullying is really getting old. move on."
Lately some people have been taking other commenters to task for being too "mean" or "negative" here.
THIS IS DLISTED. Mean and negative is an art form here.
If you want to read nice things about celebrities, go hang out in the Brangelina threads at JJ.
And there are plenty of nice things said here, too. So there.
Jesus christ, I didn't think I could hate this bitch more! I was so wrong! How the hell did this sulky, rude, arrogant, untalented little bitch become a 'movie star'?
Submitted by daaah on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 4:23pm.
Bullying? Are you serious with that? This girl goes out of her way to put her "personal" business out there, and last I knew, commenting on a gossip blog is NOT bullying. Bullying only hurts someone when they, themselves, are aware of what's being said, and as far as I know, KStew is not following Tina Fey and reading dlisted, and in fear for her safety because of the posters here.
Oi vey, they were never going out together in the first place - I have seen more chemistry between between a slug and some salt. That being said, she still had a relationship with a married man - dingbat
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whatever... saw water for elephants and that was almost as boring as the twihard films, H-wood needs to find some real stars that can act and be beautiful at the same time and be as interesting as Hamm's log is delightful.Not trying to hate but I guess it may come off that way, more disappointed than hating...
Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion
If she loved The Hair so much and he was The One like she is saying, she'd never have cheated on him. This is a mistake about as much as Janet Jackson's "wardrobe malfunction" was.
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Submitted by daaah on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 4:23pm.
wow, you guys really hate this girl. this bullying is really getting old. move on.
It's not bullying if the object doesn't know about it. Besides, it's all true.
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 4:06pm.
It's either that or she doesn't have any fashion sense or she's just a dull, boring twat. I'll go with the latter.
Staged relationship, staged break-up, and soon a staged reconciliation just in time for the last Twatlight. Hollywood studios used to be so much better at pulling these thing off. I guess the internets make it more difficult to execute a con.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
— Haruki Murakami
This whole thing: from the original "relationship" between these two ersatz emoters; to the gap-lapping in the front seat of an economy car for the "privacy loving" female; through to the "will he or won't he forgive her?" drama is as convincing as a WWF match. I don't watch professional wrestling, and I've never read nor watched a "Twilight" enterprise.
Oh, and I'm "fine" with that.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
wow, you guys really hate this girl. this bullying is really getting old. move on.
The last dollar will be milked from "Lite" and these "stars" can buy strip rental properties in San Clemente and never be worried about being touched again.
This fake drama is as dumb as Aniston/Jolie.
I loved On the Road as an impressionable teen, but there's no way I can picture her as Moriarty's lovah. They just cast her because she sells tickets to their demo and she's trying to leave Bella behind.
Her cap looks rank--and isn't the brim supposed to go in front?
That fucking sweatring on that hat. GAH. Nasty ass whore.
c) That actually isn't RPattz's hat.
We all know what she is playing. She manipulates everything. Always use something that shippers can identify and keep believing that they are a couple. This is an immature bitch that needs attention. It's as miserable as ever.
Sad that the only way they could drum up diminished interest in this franchise was to sacrifice the dignity and marketability of the female star.
#sunrise sunset
She's quite a tomboy, isn't she? She's up there with Michelle Rodriguez.
Not that there's anything wrong with being less than femmey. I'm just remarking.
They are probably "totally fine" in the same way that Monthy Python's legless and armless Black Knight claims to have just a flesh wound.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKhEw7nD9C4
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Who are you calling silly cow?
This soap opera will keep on keeping on until the Twatlight premiere. It's all part of the marketing onslaught to whip Twihards into a frenzy.
Or something.
Just tryin' to make this interesting y'all!
They'll be back together for the movie, and then break up after its opened around the world and been released on DVD,
Because True Love Waits, and all that bullshit.
I usually hate cheaters, but I'm Team Kstew on this one. RPatz is gross and fucking annoying...I really don't understand why all the Twatlight fans find him attractive.
Okay, this nasty little whore needs to cut the crap and man up. Stop playing the martyr already. You screwed up your bromance (because no way are you really a girl) so own it and move the hell on. Seriously, it's been over a month now and it's old. Stop wearing his clothes, stop acting so butt hurt. You are NOT the victim and your are NOT sympathetic, so suck up your stupidity and try being nice for a change.
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Ewww @ the sweat stains all over her hat. Imagine the stench of dirty hair.
After those premiere photos with her hair all stretched to the side, a hat and dark glasses covering her face and staring down at the ground sort of suits her.
She has the body of a 13 year old boy. Why on earth would anyone risk their family life for a romp with that is beyond comprehension.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
So now we know for sure she is a shitty actress.
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Nothing, nothing is manageable
So can't we skip the valedictories
I can see the door there
Shut it and forget my number