KStew And RPattz Are "Fine"
"Don't fucking touch me, dude!" is what the paps say fell out of Kristen Stewart's mouth this morning when a bodyguard tried to help her walk through the crowd at Pearson International Airport in Toronto. It warms the core of my cunt gene knowing that supposedly spending weeks Emo-ing into her bong over shitting on RPattz's sparkly heart hasn't changed her miserable bitch ways.
KStew wore RPattz's dirty hat on her head AGAIN and this means that either: a) The prop master of the staged production known as her fake relationship with RPattz hasn't collected it yet or; b) KStew wants the dried unicorn sweat from RPattz's enchanted forest hair on top of her head as much as possible; or c) That actually isn't RPattz's hat. KStew stole that hat from a hobo she bitched out after he looked at her funny. Shifty hobos and RPattz do have the exact same fashion sense.
While promoting On The Road at TIFF yesterday, The Associated Press asked KStew if it's going to be awkward promoting the last Twatlight movie in November with RPattz and she only said, "We're going to be fine. We're totally fine."
Some of the crazed Twihards on Twitter think that means ROBSTEN IS UNBROKEN and real, authentic true love isn't dead, so they don't have to spend the rest of their nights bawling into the pile of dead cats they didn't take care of, because they're too torn apart to leave the house to buy cat food. But to me this just means that Robsten's contract has expired and at the premiere of Twatlight in November, they're both going to behave themselves and won't scrap over that hat while Bear Pattinson cheers RPattz on.
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LOL! Whamo
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 7:18pm.
Are you saying I'm fat
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LMAO!! Hell no, I'd put you in that tight piece of ass category! :D.
Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 7:09pm.
Before you say I knew enough not to fuck on a married guy, I'll just ask just how many times did the opportunity actually come up?
Are you saying I'm fat
See, how is she being slut shamed if she was fake cheating on her fake relationship?
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SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 6:45pm.
This chick is WAY too boring to garner any strong opinion from me. The fact that this story is still a "thing" is extremely pathetic. I need a good scandal...like another Blowhan crime spree or something.
*pops popcorn*
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WORD! Hence my attempt below to make this bitch interesting. I mean, this bitch makes GOOPYsticks look downright SPICY!
Yeah, she needs a WAY bigger scandal than cheating on her fake gay boyfriend...which is why I suggested this trick continue on with the HOMEWRECKING. Yeah, next up...KStew goes after Eddie Cibrean, Brad Pitt...and just to make it super disturbing...WOODY ALLEN. See, I'd pay attention to this stale rice cake of human being then. You bet I would...but until then? I'd rather read from an outdated Economics text book than read an interview with this fake ass Trampire.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by ewe on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 6:31pm.
I used to like KStew because her DGAF attitude reminded me of me when I was younger - albeit I grew out of it around 19. I lost what little "respect" I had for her when she apologised for the affair. If she's so fucking "badass" and doesn't care when we "small people" think of her, why make such a big fuss?
Also, one thing the article posted below about scarlet lettering KStew doesn't take into account the whole Twilight phenomenon where half the females want to be her and the other half hate her. The whole "Trampire" thing is a way for the media to mock the fans because their reactions were so over the top. Also, who even cares about Rupert Whatshisface? If KStew has accepted the scarlet letter, like Hester Prynne did, why the fuck is this still an issue? Bitch did wrong, bitch is paying for it.
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Hester was a hotter slut than KStew. She cheated on her hubby with a MINISTER *clutches pearls*. And had a kid! That she named Pearl! And then the minister committed suicide at the end in a really eyeroll-inducingly dramatic fashion.
ugh. Don't remind me of that stupid book, which was the bane of my H.S. existence.
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SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!
I have no clue what is that makes people lose their shit over this chick, at the end of the day she's just a kid that had an INSANE amount if attention thrown at her by fans that aren't even normal by fanatic standards. She 23(?) Years old trying to figure out WTF is going on. Can any one suggests they honestly had their emotional shit together at that age? Before you say I knew enough not to fuck on a married guy, I'll just ask just how many times did the opportunity actually come up? Sure it takes two but JHC If anything it's the married guy the chases after a tight piece of ass you should be bitching at not some dopey kid that wants or thinks she's all grown up..she not
Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 6:48pm.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 4:58pm.
And even then, you get some haters. Not everyone agreed with the choice of Spaghetti Cat as HSOTY (hot slut of the year).
I'm not sure I agree but, like Caption This, it's an illusory honor. Who was HSOTY in 2011? (Too lazy to look.)
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Stains, the dog that loves cupcakes was the last winner.
Babana Jesus wuz robbed! Snooki was also one of the contestants
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Stains was just creepy. Someone should've just given that bitch a cupcake!
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SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!
Submitted by innuendo on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 4:51pm.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/nico-lang/trampires-why-the-slut-sh_b_1850...
the best reaction to this clusterfuck i've ever seen
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I'm not sure I buy a lot of what he's saying. For one, despite his protestations, he's profiting off her, too. (And, after saying he doesn't know her and thus doesn't care about her, he then pronounces her "too smart," etc.)
Second, other than love-blind fans, most people see this as the publicity stunt it is--as was the relationship with RPattz. So if there's any "slut-shaming," she and her PR brought it on her by the stunt pix and fake break-up.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 6:48pm.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 4:58pm.
And even then, you get some haters. Not everyone agreed with the choice of Spaghetti Cat as HSOTY (hot slut of the year).
I'm not sure I agree but, like Caption This, it's an illusory honor. Who was HSOTY in 2011? (Too lazy to look.)
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Stains, the dog that loves cupcakes was the last winner.
Babana Jesus wuz robbed! Snooki was also one of the contestants.
@ Cokeybloke
I thought she peaked at Panic Room, haha
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 6:48pm.
There hasn't been a hot slut of the year since 2009. I think people got a little too crazy about it and annoyed MK. Who knows though :)
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 6:53pm.
Lesbian.
Oh my!
Ugh. Fark this biotch. I'm REALLY tired of her non-talented, one expression ugly face.
www.poopreport.com :)
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RIMADYL KILLS
Publicists are dumb
PEOPLE! She is a well known lesbian...Rob fucks everyone (ask Ashely G)...this WHOLE mess of fun is contrived fakery to retrieve an audience STOLEN by
Fifty Shades of Grey. There is no one left for the final Twilight Saga other than its true intended audience...14 year old Mormons. The studio is desperate...Rob has NEVER FUCKED HER. SHE IS A LESBIAN. Jody F took her under her wing during Panic Room and has helped her stay in the closet.
This wet slop pile of paper towels peaked at "Into the Wild."
Lesbian.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 4:58pm.
And even then, you get some haters. Not everyone agreed with the choice of Spaghetti Cat as HSOTY (hot slut of the year).
I'm not sure I agree but, like Caption This, it's an illusory honor. Who was HSOTY in 2011? (Too lazy to look.)
@ innuendo - 4:31pm ... a good article which begins to address issues that it is often unsafe to discuss here on Dlisted (where there is an annoying lack of free speech sometimes).
This chick is WAY too boring to garner any strong opinion from me. The fact that this story is still a "thing" is extremely pathetic. I need a good scandal...like another Blowhan crime spree or something.
*pops popcorn*
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Douchechill!
Submitted by Suckerpunch on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 5:03pm.
I think she needs to wake up and smell the pussy
hahahaha. ♫ The best part of waking up... ♫
I used to like KStew because her DGAF attitude reminded me of me when I was younger - albeit I grew out of it around 19. I lost what little "respect" I had for her when she apologised for the affair. If she's so fucking "badass" and doesn't care when we "small people" think of her, why make such a big fuss?
Also, one thing the article posted below about scarlet lettering KStew doesn't take into account the whole Twilight phenomenon where half the females want to be her and the other half hate her. The whole "Trampire" thing is a way for the media to mock the fans because their reactions were so over the top. Also, who even cares about Rupert Whatshisface? If KStew has accepted the scarlet letter, like Hester Prynne did, why the fuck is this still an issue? Bitch did wrong, bitch is paying for it.
You know, I never got KStew. I find her about as appealing as a bowl of luke warm mayonnaise on every conceivable level...but I kinda like her in the role of homewrecker. I think it's time for Sienna to pass the torch. Yeah, I mean look, boinking KStew is like one step above necrophilia, no? So, imagine the drama when she uses her grave digging vagina to put Hwood marriages deeper in the grave than her own sex appeal...or appeal in general...I like her as a Zombie LeAnn Rimes...I bet Kstew can ROCK a toe tag like nobody's business too! LeAnn can sit her bikini clad twig ass down. Kstew and her toe tagged Zombie man snatchin' ass got this now.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
The hell. I just found out there are FOUR - not three - of these stupid Twilight books, and FOUR films have already come out, fifth one pending. How is this even reality. I can't wait for her and Pattinson and every fucker involved in this franchise to bugger off and disappear once it's done.
Submitted by Suckerpunch on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 5:03pm.
I think she needs to wake up and smell the pussy
Shell make much more sense when she owns it . Just my crappy two cents .
Takes one to know one I guess
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She looks thin-ner.
I saw Snow White this weekend - lots of panting, deep breathing and mouth hanging open.
I wonder if she can actually do lines
Submitted by Mani6 on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 5:47pm.
louise and Fans Sards...I still think LA PEQUENA got robbed!
*takes off earrings and heels, gets in old-timey boxing stance*
Submitted by innuendo on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 4:51pm.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/nico-lang/trampires-why-the-slut-sh_b_1850...
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I have this friend who's not yet 18. She's an only child (she doesn't know about the special relationship of siblings) and she had a boyfriend. One night, when they were drunk he made some remark that made her angry, so she wandered off, got to his brother and made out with him. The brother claims she slept with him, and as a consequence the relationship broke down.
But that wasn't the end.
To show her how much she hurt him he grabbed every single girl she knew and had relationship after relationship with every single one of them. All while he still made out with her from time to time. I'm still trying to get her away from him, I would try to get him away from her if I had the options as they're making everybody miserable with their fuckery.
If you read the media the worst crimes that happen do so because of infidelity so I think girls AND boys should know that it leads to something devastating.
And yes, the men should also held account, it's not just the girls, but talking about what I think is wrong with todays view of women would take me ages and would propably bore anyone to death who was keen enough to read this :P
Submitted by Mani6 on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 5:47pm.
louise and Fans Sards...I still think LA PEQUENA got robbed!
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Yes!!!!
**cries**
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 5:46pm.
You are certainly entitled to your opinion, Lisbet.
Have a lovely day.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
louise and Fans Sards...I still think LA PEQUENA got robbed!
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Submitted by Deb on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 5:41pm.
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It's because KStew is more famous that she's getting vilified more. It's not fun gossip to excoriate some guy no one knows. I feel the same way about the claims that the poor dear is bing "bullied" as when Lana Del Ray and her people put it forward. Just grow a pair, love.
And, to be frank, if young women really are that affected by this, then I don't trust them with the franchise. They're clearly too emotional for it.
Also, I do follow US politics closely. I think you're engaging in hyperbole. Sandra Fluke is full of shit, for one thing.
Sans Fards- TEAM ABANDONED COUCH FOREVER!!!
Hekki- Goopy unfortunately not universally despised. That's Whamo's dream girl (at least until we can get Candy Finnegan to do an intervention on him).
It grosses me out that she is at TIFF and is so geographically close to me. Who wants to come over and hurl projectiles at her with me?!
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 5:35pm.
Lisbet, as much as I have gone on record saying that the whole thing is BS, there is an element of "scarlet lettering" going on here.
Nobody cheats in a vacuum, (if said cheating actually occured).
Why is this young woman (and not the married older husband and father) getting all of the vilification here?
You are not in the US, but if you follow our politics, there are many people on the far right who would send women's rights back 40 years.
I agree with the Huff post writer that there is a connection.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I fucking HATE this bitch! And after i watched that snow white shitty movie thing i hate her even more! I don't know why she's famous or why everybody thinks that we care about her life when all that we want is for her to go away!!! Ugh.
Oh, and for whomever is saying that we are bullying her, this is not bullying this is called 'saying the fucking truth!'
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"If I can't be my own, i'd feel better dead"- Nutshell
I look like ass today, but this picture of K-Stew makes me feel like Naomi fucking Campbell. Except,you know, not balding.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
The two saddest vampires ever.
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Submitted by Deb on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 5:32pm.
Submitted by innuendo on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 4:51pm.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/nico-lang/trampires-why-the-slut-sh_b_1850...
the best reaction to this clusterfuck i've ever seen
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Thanks for posting this. There is a lot of truth in it.
Oh Migraineuse! Here's one we all can agree on! ;)
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*hurls self into fray*
Srsly? I thought it was a piece of shit.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 5:19pm.
KStew and RPatz are "fine"
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Oh, THANK GOD.
Exactly...maybe now I can sleep at night and not have to worry about who is going to lick her smelly pits now.
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With all going on in the world, this rates about as interesting as changing my nail polish.My daughter had me watch one of the movies. Lasted ten min.jaysus
Submitted by Suckerpunch on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 5:06pm.
You know what else is getting old ? People coming on
A gossip site to chastise freedom of speech
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How does one chastise freedom of speech?
Does one marinate it first? Do tell.
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..
Submitted by innuendo on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 4:51pm.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/nico-lang/trampires-why-the-slut-sh_b_1850...
the best reaction to this clusterfuck i've ever seen
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Thanks for posting this. There is a lot of truth in it.
Oh Migraineuse! Here's one we all can agree on! ;)
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
There was a feature about her in the Sunday Times (behind a paywall) which was basically rehashed interview quotes of her talking about how ossum she is and "sources" saying that she's sooooo sorry and anyway, isn't she the real victim here?
*grits teeth*
I remember reading Outliers, where it said that it takes 11 consecutive mistakes to crash an airliner. KStew is in her position because she managed to make one stupid decision after another, to the point where it's actually an achievement for a grown woman to be so stupid.
She looks like she can use a good bath.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
i'm starting to feel sorry for her
KStew and RPatz are "fine"
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Oh, THANK GOD.
@SP
"I think she needs to wake up and smell the pussy."
LMAO! I shot part of a hard boiled egg outta my mouth right there!
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Submitted by Suckerpunch on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 5:06pm.
You know what else is getting old ? People coming on
A gossip site to chastise freedom of speech
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Here is my contribution reg Freedom of Speech to YOU, my dear. FUCK OFF.
It's a poser relationship. Who cares if they are fine. Don't like her. Don't care about him.