KStew And RPattz Are "Fine"
"Don't fucking touch me, dude!" is what the paps say fell out of Kristen Stewart's mouth this morning when a bodyguard tried to help her walk through the crowd at Pearson International Airport in Toronto. It warms the core of my cunt gene knowing that supposedly spending weeks Emo-ing into her bong over shitting on RPattz's sparkly heart hasn't changed her miserable bitch ways.
KStew wore RPattz's dirty hat on her head AGAIN and this means that either: a) The prop master of the staged production known as her fake relationship with RPattz hasn't collected it yet or; b) KStew wants the dried unicorn sweat from RPattz's enchanted forest hair on top of her head as much as possible; or c) That actually isn't RPattz's hat. KStew stole that hat from a hobo she bitched out after he looked at her funny. Shifty hobos and RPattz do have the exact same fashion sense.
While promoting On The Road at TIFF yesterday, The Associated Press asked KStew if it's going to be awkward promoting the last Twatlight movie in November with RPattz and she only said, "We're going to be fine. We're totally fine."
Some of the crazed Twihards on Twitter think that means ROBSTEN IS UNBROKEN and real, authentic true love isn't dead, so they don't have to spend the rest of their nights bawling into the pile of dead cats they didn't take care of, because they're too torn apart to leave the house to buy cat food. But to me this just means that Robsten's contract has expired and at the premiere of Twatlight in November, they're both going to behave themselves and won't scrap over that hat while Bear Pattinson cheers RPattz on.
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" so they don't have to spend the rest of their nights bawling into the pile of dead cats they didn't take care of, because they're too torn apart to leave the house to buy cat food"
Thanks for that...It made soda spurt out of my nose, but it was worth it.
she is channeling hipster 20 year old skater guy, if she taped down the boobs, she can pull off drag king for sure!
i'm sick of this bland bitch
oh please, this whole fake affair has been so boring.
who has a G rated rated? these two.
the pictures we saw were soo pathetic G rated, it wasnt funny.
for all we know, the director was down there eating jelly babies or strawbery and cream chewables.
and kstew's O face looks just like her constipation face, which looks just like her acting face which looks just like her normal face.
I don't think it is very smart to be a bitch to the person hired to protect you.
KStew is young, dumb and full of cum. Let the girl have her fun. You are only young once.
KStew looks good but why so grumpy bitchy too? If she's bored with life and attention already, good luck in the next few years, lol. #sobland ;p
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If there is any break up in history that I didn't give a damn about it's this one. Fo sho.
Speaking of breast implants, that picture seems to disprove it. She looks as mannish as ever there.
I guess she only looks like she has decently-sized tits when she wears a bra. You know, on special occasions.
Also, backwards cap = douche. Male or female, although I'm not sure which one she is.
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Of course they'll be fine. They're young, rich, good looking, famous and healthy. Who wouldn't be?
She looks like a skinny butch version of Marky Mark.
@ E
Same here. Very nice weekend. The weather was gorgeous. This evening, it has finally decided to rain but it is much needed.
@ DD
I did! Got out in the sun and fresh air, for most of both days.
How was yours? ;-)
Thanks E!
I like her body for some reason. I'm envious of those who are smaller on top. For one, It makes playing sports a lot easier.
Did you have a good weekend?
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 10:46pm.
I don't like her but I love her body. So jelly!
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Goodness no! I've seen your avie girl...she would be the envious one, for sure.
I don't like her but I love her body. So jelly!
these were the bets on when they would get back together from the "Pattison threw her out!" thread:
Gardening Girl: mid August
Few Words: for premiere of next Twatlight movie
Foxxy: 10-14 days before premiere
Sans Fards: 21 days before premiere
Bear Pattinson-Stewart: nooooooooooo daddy don't
take her back pleeeeeeze
betting window still open
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
This is stupid, but I keep trying to think of people who everyone here likes. I came up with more.
Beloved:
Grace Jones
Tom Jones
Eileen Brennan
Elsa from RHoMiami
Aretha Franklin
Liza with a Z
Phil Donahue
Universally hated:
A bunch of jersey housewives
Heather Mills
Kate Gosselin
Lindsay Lohan's grifty parents
Deb,
Xoxo
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Worrying is using your imagination
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Deb, my pain runs deep. I would like to see this couple together in time for Hollows Eve... And for sure by 12-12-12. The Mayan's calculations are useless if these two are not a complete unit..
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Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 4:26pm.
Staged relationship, staged break-up, and soon a staged reconciliation just in time for the last Twatlight. Hollywood studios used to be so much better at pulling these thing off. I guess the internets make it more difficult to execute a con.
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Exactly. I imagine the real 'cons' are even having a tough time of it, with all the security cameras and such. Big Brother is watching.
Who cares that she cheated? FUCK. She's too young to get married. Ride those dicks, girl.
I would let KStew go down on me.
LMAO, zomay! The humanity!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Oh please Zeus let these two get back together. I can't handle the worldwide pain from angst filled youth crying that true love is extinct. Please have some photo ops and hand holding for the love of God.
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The only thing I got out of this whole thing is a view at just how pathetic will ferrel is
he props up his slagging one trick pony act by kicking a young woman when she's down
But I do have to give him credit for his courage
He did do this at the tender age of 45
Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 9:01pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 8:46pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 8:37pm.
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yes, just a friendly debate.
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Indeed, I'm always careful when I respond as sometimes tone is lost and all you really want to do is debate not argue. I have no problem when people disagree with me it's how they do it that will dictate my response. lol! As I say you make some good points so touche :)
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You too! And as I've said before a little compassion costs you nothing. Sometimes I may need to revisit that lil' pearl of wisdom admittedly, but I just can't with this bitch...not because I don't think it shouldn't apply to her to some degree but I just can't care enough to apply it. I'm only human...so to speak...
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Looks like some folks are bringing their melville to the subject. FYI, if it begins with "Call me ishmael" and goes on for 800 pages, I ain't gonna read it again--had to do it once in college.
So, ho is rude to bodyguard, but maybe she just blew him in the plane and doesn't want anybody to suspect, or maybe he was violating the clear terms of his employment contract. The former seems more likely... :o
So, if she had breast enhancement to lead to this, what the heck, if anything, was there before. It matters not. Everyone is blessed differently, and if I was blessed with $27 million a year, I would think even less about my breasts--moobs....
PS. wearing baseball cap with the bill pointing back--doosh!
Submitted by ewe on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 9:17pm.
Great point. Most of these people are fucking insane because, well, you would have to be to buy into a Mormon sex fantasy with killer fetii and KStew as the most attractive woman alive. Not just reading it and enjoying it, but also becoming OBSESSED to the point of trying to slip your blood into Rpattz's drink.
And KStew, RPattz and the makers of this series deliberately played into their psychotic fixation on these characters.
So yeah, there's really no comparison to any other cheating scandal. I mean, it's not like "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" had a big fan base of psycho fans or anything.
KStew is not being vilified for being a woman in a cheating scandal. She's being punished for dashing the personal fantasies of countless Twifarts.
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Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 8:50pm.
I totally agree and that's really my point, even in the case where women have been held to account what is it about Kstew that has let"s face it the world irrationally upset? Lol I mean there is a viciousness that just I've not seen before, it's weird.
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Some of it is due to her dour public persona. Also, some of the twihards are serious freaks. Remember when they hunted rpatz down in the street? Nutters!
Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 7:09pm.
She IS grown up. Yeah, you're not fully mature at that age, but you are held responsible for your actions. And yes, I have had married men hit on me at that age, and younger. I turned them down. Lesbians too (but much more politely).
I'm tired of people (MIGRAINE) acting like sexism is the ONLY reason she's being vilified.
Reason 1: Sexism.
Reason 2: She's the famous one, he's not. He's directed one mediocre movie, and good luck remembering his name outside the "scandal." He ain't Spielberg.
Reason 3: She was stupid enough to put herself in a position where hundreds of thousands of crush-drunk idiots would pin their personal romantic fantasies on her, then freak out when those dreams are dashed. When you do that, you need to maintain that shit, not blatantly make out with your married BF in public.
The media is just parroting their attitude, because then they're more like to get hits. Simple math.
Reason 4: She's a nasty, selfish, ungrateful little kunt who has probably alienated a lot of people with her too-good-for-this-business attitude, but without the talent to make them forgive her. Honestly, I think some people are getting revenge for how snotty she's been in the past.
Reason 5: Schaudenfraude. She's a nasty, selfish, ungrateful little kunt, and people who don't like her are enjoying her downfall. Why not be vicious when you know there's much less of a chance of Robsten fans shrieking, "OMG U ARE SO JELLUS SHE'S WITH RPATTZ AND URE NOT!"?
Honestly, I don't really care if the coverage of this "scandal" is excessive. I'm just enjoying anything that might harm Kristen Stewart's career. We've had to watch her bitchy, derpy face for years now, getting roles she is horribly unsuited for, and it's time for her to disappear.
And no, I don't feel any compassion for her. She has never done one solitary thing to make me like her, and has done plenty to make me hate her. Why should I suddenly feel sorry for her? To look "nicer"? That would make me as fake as she is.
Nor do I think that she isn't to blame because she's "young." That's an excuse for a 17-year-old, not a 23-year-old who has bought her own house and is living independently. She's also tried to portray herself as a badass rebel who doesn't care what anyone else thinks, but then spewed out an apology as soon as she could.
She's a fake, she has no talent, she coldly cheated with a guy while also costarring with his wife, and she is obnoxious to boot. No, I feel no compassion for her. Why should I? Because people are being mean to her? Boohoo. She brought it on herself.
She's the Avril Lavigne of the movie world. As far as I'm concerned, she can go rot in a corner while a starlet with talent and gratitude gets the spotlight.
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Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 8:50pm.
I totally agree and that's really my point, even in the case where women have been held to account what is it about Kstew that has let"s face it the world irrationally upset? Lol I mean there is a viciousness that just I've not seen before, it's weird.
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It's because they're TWITARDS!
People seem to forget that whenever there's a Twiligt film premiere people camp put for DAYS just to be in the front row. This scenario is nowhere near normal.
THEY'RE ALL FUCKING INSANE!
The hight of the Aniston/Jolie thing was the Team Jolie/Team Aniston shirts. Now there's only two teams which are Team Robsten(it's all fake) and Team Rom (i.e. Trampire).
I honestly don't think anyone can compare this situation with any other BECAUSE of the Twilight fans.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 8:46pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 8:37pm.
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yes, just a friendly debate.
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Indeed, I'm always careful when I respond as sometimes tone is lost and all you really want to do is debate not argue. I have no problem when people disagree with me it's how they do it that will dictate my response. lol! As I say you make some good points so touche :)
Submitted by tonicbitch on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 8:36pm.
I don't think the men in those scenarios had nearly the public backlash that Kristen and Jen/Angelina got.
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I totally agree and that's really my point, even in the case where women have been held to account what is it about Kstew that has let"s face it the world irrationally upset? Lol I mean there is a viciousness that just I've not seen before, it's weird.
I almost feel bad for her.
Also, she really throws the lesbian vibe out there, but not so, eh? Bummer.
Thanks Dog!! some words are needed for this dudette:
Submitted by daaah on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 4:23pm.
wow, you guys really hate this girl. this bullying is really getting old. move on.
BItch, first of all, what the fuck are you doing in this site?? Dlisted is a FUN and SARCASTIC place, if you want to cry for this stupid trampire go to some robsten unbroken site (yeah, there are still people thinking they are together).
She is being crucified not for the cheating (well, she has a really AWFUL taste)but for that stupid public apology to sparkles,Bong Head, you got your twat munched in a parking lot!!! you pick up the fucker from his HOME! that is not a "fleeting" moment..the worst part is that the dude was a total downgrade from sparkles, if Thorwas the one that munched her twat, then she will be totally being crowned as the HOT SLUT OF THE YEAR!!
she is a serial cheater (sparkles was the "other", so i don't believe that he was that surprise when she strayed with the ugly fucker),she needs to work out her issues, especially GOT OVER HERSELF, please BITCH, take a ticket, the whole clothing thing is sooo HIGH SCHOOL!!!She needs to growup and also, being a miserable cunt to at least 5 more dudes..
This is not bullying, this is an art form
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Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 8:37pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 8:19pm.
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Lots of famous people have cheated it's just the extent and the abnormal viciousness that has been thrown at her that has me shaking my head. Anyway I appreciate your point of view and you make it well. It's all good Tiger:P
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yes, just a friendly debate. And I TOTALLY agree this story should be toast by now and didn't deserve the title of 'scandal'. (mostly cuz this bitch is BOOOOORING)
Naw, I wasn't tryna stir no shit, glad you recognized that. Just think we ALL learn some harsh lessons in our 20's. That shit just happens.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 8:19pm.
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Lots of famous people have cheated it's just the extent and the abnormal viciousness that has been thrown at her that has me shaking my head. Anyway I appreciate your point of view and you make it well. It's all good Tiger:P
Whamo to be fair, with maybe the exception of Jesse James, I don't think the men in those scenarios had nearly the public backlash that Kristen and Jen/Angelina got. And a lot of the James backlash was foisted on that chick that he was cheating on Sandy with.
ubmitted by Migraineuse on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 7:57pm.
What makes people "lose their shit over this chick" is the same thing that happened to Jennifer Aniston or(insert name of any female celebrity who was part of an Ideal Celebrity Couple and then broke up).
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Bullshit, there have been plenty of men that have been rightfully called on their assholery it's not ALWAYS the women.
Sandra and Jessie James. Jessie...assholes, David Arquette...asshole....David Duchovny....asshole if you were even remotely objective I'm sure you could come up with a list a mile long but then Migrain that would be impossible for you wouldn't it!?
Submitted by Migraineuse on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 7:57pm.
I bet you could find something sexist in a Persian kitten. *eyeroll*
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 7:29pm.
I see your point. Cut some bitches some slack when they young and don't know no better. Ok, fine...but some of us didn't get no slack cut for us. Yeah, we didn't have to do it in public BUT we didn't have the sympathy of strangers either. That's all I'm sayin'.
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First off I want to say I'm not pointing fingers at anyone:) and yes I agree if you do something stupid you expect to be called on it. And while we may have been slapped down NONE of us have been international slapped down. I mean this chick has been slapped down in every paper in every country all over the WORLD for fuck sake. Could you imagine being the leading story every single place you went because you did something stupid at 23? Can you imagine getting DEATH THREATS for doing something stupid at 23? None of us have EVER been slapped down like that. What is the guy's name....exactly. Yes I thing at this point she defiantly deserves a break and I think a married man that fuck a 23 year old girl needs to be held for criticism if not as much then even more so. Again we snark here and I do it as much as anyone else does no probs but there just seems to be more hate than snark against some chick that IMO has well paid the price for her indiscretion. Perhaps we should put her in stocks in the town square. I don't know I just feel bad for her now that's all I'm saying.
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I don't have a problem with anyone feeling bad for her. That's called compassion and it's a good thing. I'm just saying don't expect to have that shit rain on you no matter who you are...especially considering the rest of us do not have an entire PR team designed to clean up our messes and/or advising us all along during our messes to amp that shit up.
In short, I'm not saying that ASSUMING this 'scandal' is real, this bland assed bitch doesn't deserve ANY compassion at all, I'm just sayin' she KNEW or should have known what the fall out would be like BECAUSE she has been famous for years and if she didn't, her bitch slap into reality is more harsh but only a bit different from the rest of us who don't have millions of dollars to console us in our moment of humiliation which a PR firm can make disappear in a matter of months if not weeks.
Look, if this is real and she made a mistake. I can relate to that. What I can't relate to is all the options and luxuries she is afforded that I was not.
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Submitted by Lisbet459 on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 5:46pm.
Hyperbole? Try reality. Though I could give two fucks less about KStew and this situation, the public response so far is pretty consistent with the overall blame-the-woman attitude that seems to go around, and clearly that is a sign of a larger problem.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 7:29pm.
I see your point. Cut some bitches some slack when they young and don't know no better. Ok, fine...but some of us didn't get no slack cut for us. Yeah, we didn't have to do it in public BUT we didn't have the sympathy of strangers either. That's all I'm sayin'.
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First off I want to say I'm not pointing fingers at anyone:) and yes I agree if you do something stupid you expect to be called on it. And while we may have been slapped down NONE of us have been international slapped down. I mean this chick has been slapped down in every paper in every country all over the WORLD for fuck sake. Could you imagine being the leading story every single place you went because you did something stupid at 23? Can you imagine getting DEATH THREATS for doing something stupid at 23? None of us have EVER been slapped down like that. What is the guy's name....exactly. Yes I thing at this point she defiantly deserves a break and I think a married man that fuck a 23 year old girl needs to be held for criticism if not as much then even more so. Again we snark here and I do it as much as anyone else does no probs but there just seems to be more hate than snark against some chick that IMO has well paid the price for her indiscretion. Perhaps we should put her in stocks in the town square. I don't know I just feel bad for her now that's all I'm saying.
What makes people "lose their shit over this chick" is the same thing that happened to Jennifer Aniston or(insert name of any female celebrity who was part of an Ideal Celebrity Couple and then broke up).
In other words, the female half of the couple is blamed for whatever went wrong, regardless of whether she actually caused it or not. Female is then trashed mercilessly by the public, while dude gets away scot-free.
If I wasn't a pie-in-the-sky optimist who sees no evil, I'd think there was some kind of prejudice against women or something.
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"fine" means she doesn't know what they are. If they are so fine, why wasn't she at the VMA's huh huh? :>
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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 7:29pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 7:13pm.
Yeah, next up...KStew goes after Eddie Cibrean, Brad Pitt...and just to make it super disturbing...WOODY ALLEN.
hahaha. Why not Angie and Brad, but without either of them knowing? She might be a little over-the-hill for Wood Yi.
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You a DListed ho after my own heart right there!!!
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Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 7:09pm.
I have no clue what is that makes people lose their shit over this chick, at the end of the day she's just a kid that had an INSANE amount if attention thrown at her by fans that aren't even normal by fanatic standards. She 23(?) Years old trying to figure out WTF is going on. Can any one suggests they honestly had their emotional shit together at that age? Before you say I knew enough not to fuck on a married guy, I'll just ask just how many times did the opportunity actually come up? Sure it takes two but JHC If anything it's the married guy the chases after a tight piece of ass you should be bitching at not some dopey kid that wants or thinks she's all grown up..she not
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Yeah, but what happens to you when you act all grown and you ain't? You get yo' ass bitch slapped and but hard back down where yo' ass sposta be at. It happened to us all at some point whether it was our Mama, the law or some haters done did it. It ain't no different, it's just on a larger level...and that's ASSUMING any of it was real in the first place.
I see your point. Cut some bitches some slack when they young and don't know no better. Ok, fine...but some of us didn't get no slack cut for us. Yeah, we didn't have to do it in public BUT we didn't have the sympathy of strangers either. That's all I'm sayin'.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 7:13pm.
Yeah, next up...KStew goes after Eddie Cibrean, Brad Pitt...and just to make it super disturbing...WOODY ALLEN.
hahaha. Why not Angie and Brad, but without either of them knowing? She might be a little over-the-hill for Wood Yi.