Hot Slut Of The Day!

September 9, 2012 / Posted by:

Sheldon’s Wine Cellars’ Royal Blush rosé wine, the official rosé of my kitchen and Buckingham Palace, obviously. Just hours after millions of eyeballs orgasmed from seeing Prince Hot Ginge’s pristine white ass cheeks on TMZ, Peter Creek of Sheldon’s Wine Cellars got the idea to slap a painting by Dan Lacey on their Royal Blush wine. They started selling it two Thursdays ago and hos can’t get enough of it and sales are up 200 percent thanks to the painting of PHG weirdly contorting his naked body to polish the tip of his stick.

Ro-zay is the perfect kind of sweet nectar to represent PHG’s nakedness, because I’m sure that’s the exact shade his nalgitas turned when he got drunk and one of those Las Vegas skank trollops spanked him with a pool triangle. And I’m guessing that emergency room cases of sluts with a wine bottle stuck up their culo will also rise 200 percent. That’s what happens when you put PHG’s ass cheeks on the cover of a bottle.

via Cotswold Journal 

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