Sunday, September 9th 2012
Birthday Sluts
Hugh Grant (52)
Haley Reinhart (22)
Afrojack (25)
Yung Berg (26)
Michelle "Not The Destiny's Child One" Williams (32)
Michael Bublé (37)
Goran Visnjic (40)
Eric Stonestreet (41)
Rachel Hunter (43)
Julia Sawalha (44)
Adam Sandler (46)
Constance Marie (47)
Angela Cartwright (60)
Dave Stewart (60)
Tom Wopat (61)
Topol (77)
Sylvia Miles (80)
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SSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH EVERYONE!
IT'S STILL A BIG SECRET!
Oh that's cute!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bgy4mQZD74k&t=7m46s
I concur with everyone about Sandler, he is an obnoxious bore. The only thing he has ever done that was remotely funny was the Hanukkah Song.
Remember Opera Man? I wanted to shoot the TV every time he came on!
I never knew Hugh Grant was into drag. How cute
Goran Visnjic is one of the most gorgeous, sexy men alive!
And happy birthday to Julia, aka Sweetie Darling. Kiss, kiss Sweetie.
Michelle " I am the Official Widow of Heath Ledger Even Though We Never Married And Bore His Only Child" Williams. I'd wish her an HB, but she's prolly wearing one of his sweaters and dramatically weeping over his picture. Enough!
HB Bo Duke and Goran.
We (Royal We)are very saddened to hear the passing of one of HM's Most Beloved Corgis.
Goran Visnjic is so nice!!! I see him a lot, and he is always super sweet. His wife and son are adorable too... Happy Birthday!!!
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Nothing, nothing is manageable
So can't we skip the valedictories
I can see the door there
Shut it and forget my number
YOu HO!! i don't know where the hell you get this picture, but sure as hell, my english biscuit (source of my early teen poems)looks awesome...happy b-day you naughty,naughty slut-scum
HB to Adam Sandler...I thought The Wedding Singer was OK.
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Hugh Grant is an untalented narcissist.
DEVINE BROWN (just wanted to keep his name eternally linked with hers)
Cheers, Britney's Cheap...! XXOO
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
HB Adam Sandler, Hugh Grant, Topol and Sylvia Miles.
<3 you Deb hahaha
"I imagine the only thing worse than being Adam Sandler is being that barnacle on his ass, Rob Schneider. "You can dooooooo it!" Fuck 'em both."
Happy birthday to Becky n Sydney! I'm still hoping for you to rejoin our ranks.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Happy Birthday Dave Stewart!
I'll go ahead and say Adam Sandler sucks. His father was part of a comedy team called Sandler and Young, and THEY sucked.
Now I love a lot of "guy" movies. Or "stupid funny" movies. But no movie Sandler ever did made me as much as chuckle. I imagine the only thing worse than being Adam Sandler is being that barnacle on his ass, Rob Schneider. "You can dooooooo it!" Fuck 'em both.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I liked Sandler in Spanglish. And the scene in Billy Madison where he calls Steve Buscemi is classic (mostly because of Buscemi).
Submitted by Britneys cheap ... on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 4:02pm.
He's probably considered legally retarded and whoever got granted legal custody just pimps him out.
LMAO. Concur in the Sandler hate but also concur with the person who liked 50 First Dates. Yet, I know adults who swear he's the funniest thing ever (they also think the 2 Hangovers were wildly hilaria), so that's why he gets $10m a film.
His adult-child roles are so annoying. How he continues to make so much money off his stupid movies makes me.sick. He has a shitty movie out every year....and makes millions. His probably considered legally retarded and whoever got granted legal custody just pimps him out. Look at how he dresses and talks!! His almost 50 years old!! How long has he been around? The best he can do is Jack.and Jill or Grown Ups? Give me a fucking break!! I wouldn't even spend $2 on.a bootleg movie. I remember laughing at his movies when I was 10-12 but I didn't know any better. He hasn't changed at all fucking pathetic.....my bf says he thinks he's a freak in pedaphile kind of.way Idk about that but he has issues. No man his age should act or dress how he does off or on screen.
Submitted by Britneys cheap ... on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 1:55pm.
Can't stand Adam Sandler even the way he talks makes me stabby and I can't name one fucking good movie of his I like.
Lol I'm the only Adam hater here?
He deserves the death penalty for Jack and Jill!
No. I hate that fucker. Always have.
STOP THE DAMN PRESSES ONE OF THE QUEENS CORGIS IS IN CORGI HEAVEN....this is heartbreaking MOnty is now one with the doggies in heaven
STOP THE DAMN PRESSES ONE OF THE QUEENS CORGIS IS IN CORGI HEAVEN....this is heartbreaking MOnty is now one with the doggies in heaven
Happy b-day, Michelle Williams and Michael Buble!
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No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart.
And my opinion of Michael Buble was formed when I saw him on American Idol, obviously drunk off his ass, making lewd remarks about one of the female contestants.
I will always think of Julia S. as Lydia in the Colin Firth Pride & Prejudice.
I once heard Sylvia Miles described as "someone who would attend the opening of an envelope." I never new quite what she did, but she was always on Page 6 of the Post, attending one party or another.
Also, I will forgive Adam Sandler most things because 50 First Dates was so awesome.
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Visit The Freckle on Lindsay Lohan's Lip on Facebook.
Ah, Hugh. That must be from a bacchanal of the Piers Gaveston Society when you were at Oxford.
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Visit The Freckle on Lindsay Lohan's Lip on Facebook.
Submitted by Britneys cheap ... on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 1:55pm.
you must have missed my comment - i forgot to mention that stupid voice he uses. but i think he's an incredible standup and give him a pass for "the hanukkah song" (sp)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Some of his SNL stuff was ok.
Oh! And HB Dave Stewart! Your work with Annie Lennox was so original and creative!!
Submitted by harperharper on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 1:25pm.
I was listening to Howard stern once when he had Rachel hunter as a guest- he asked her " by the way , what year is it in new Zealand?"
LMAO.
Looking divalicious there Hugh! Happy BD and also to Rachel Hunter (still gorgeous), Tom Wopat (original Duke boy, holla!), and to the SNL years/Billy Madison Adam Sandler, cause he was adorable back then but now...errrgh
Can't stand Adam Sandler even the way he talks makes me stabby and I can't name one fucking good movie of his I like.
Lol I'm the only Adam hater here?
He deserves the death penalty for Jack and Jill!
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 1:23pm.
Sorry guys! I think it was another hoax. I thought I read he had a ruptured artery. People are sick. :(
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Yep, that thing is all over internet. Probably the same asshole that announced that Jeff Goldblum died and Ann-Margret also.
HB Hugh and Tom Wopat!
ubmitted by Mel-Tang on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 1:13pm.
Aw...Morgan Freeman passed away this morning. R.I.P. :'(
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Hoax!
HB to all, no shade to throw here. well, Sandler go back to stand up and stop making movies please gawd
ETA: before i scrolled thought that was young McCartney
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
1. Happy birthday to everyone on the list.
2. What the hell is that thing on Hugh's head? Did someone shove a cornucopia in his ear?
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
HB Hugh, Michael, Goran, Dave and the other birthday sluts today.
Sylvia had her crispy tan for decades before Tan Mom and she did it better too. ahahah
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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I saw Dave Stewart play with Tom petty at the concord pavilion in the 80s . Dave fell off the stage.
@ Spoiled , I was listening to Howard stern once when he had Rachel hunter as a guest- he asked her " by the way , what year is it in new Zealand?"
Sorry guys! I think it was another hoax. I thought I read he had a ruptured artery. People are sick. :(
www.poopreport.com :)
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RIMADYL KILLS
HB Topol! Best. Tevye. Ever.
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Mel-tang hoax?
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 1:13pm.
Aw...Morgan Freeman passed away this morning. R.I.P. :'(
Again? That might be a hoax, Mel.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 1:13pm.
Aw...Morgan Freeman passed away this morning. R.I.P. :'(
I think that's a hoax.
Aw...Morgan Freeman passed away this morning. R.I.P. :'(
www.poopreport.com :)
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RIMADYL KILLS
Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 11:10am.
Dave Stewart........great multi instrumentalis, his work with the Eurythmics was fantastic
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*exasperated sound* Ugh! It's not THE Eurythmics, it's just EURYTHMICS! Eurythmics, okay? Get it right, gawd.
Whoa. Sorry Whams, just had a flashback to my 80's music geek days, they were one of my favorite groups. Certain things trigger it like people confusing Gary Numan with Thomas Dolby. My bad. lols
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 12:35pm.
"The Smokers Tooth Polish" is 77?
Whoa. I wonder how old Pearl Drops are/were. Do they make that anymore? I loved the taste of that.
"The Smokers Tooth Polish" is 77?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MROuaU-ifMc&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 11:12am.
Submitted by Whamo: "Tom Wopat.... Starsky or
Fred and Lamont.
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Lol! Sanford and son was one of my favorite shows when I was a little, I loved that show.
@ Rascal......believe it or not I've never seen Four weddings before. I've seen bits and pieces but never the whole thing.
Happy birthday Julia Sawalha! Ab Fab is still one of my all-time favourite TV shows. And Michael Buble, yum. He is one of my husbands, along with Anderson Cooper and Matthew Gray Gubler. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
Submitted by CokeyBloke on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 12:07pm.
One bit of trivia I recall about Lost in Space is the producer hated paying residuals, so he wouldn't allow the epis that were filmed under the old SAG contract to be syndicated. So the actors never did very well off that show.
<"Angela Cartwright played one of the middle sisters (Brigitta) in The Sound of Music and the younger sister (Penny), with Marta Kane, in Lost in Space.">
She also fell in love with and married straight male porn star "Jerry Butler" from the 1980s. She tried to do good, but once a pornstar always a pornstar.
OOOH, scratch that. It was Wednesday Addams from The Addams Family he married. I knew it was some Trivial Pursuit actress answer he married.