Open Post: Hosted By Jon Hamm And Yes, He's Happy To See You
I'd like to think that as Jon Hamm strolled with Jennifer Westfeldt in NYC yesterday, someone stopped him and thanked him for showing us that God does wonderful, wonderful, wonderful things by not putting any underwear on that morning. Then I'd like to think Jon raised his eyebrow and said that he's wearing two pairs of briefs and one pair of boxers and it still can't hide all the love he's got to give. SWOOOON!
You know, I could sit here and write four haikus, six poems, a 5-part series and an essay on the Hickory Farms basket in Jon Hamm's pants, but instead I'll just let you grab the Crisco, sit back and enjoy the Hamm Log.* And these pictures sent from the heavens need a theme song. Jon Hamm putting the HAMM (and a whole lot more) in Sledgehammer.
Oh and if you've ever wanted to know what it feels like to get teabagged by Don Draper, just put your forehead to the screen right before you click on this picture. Warning: You might get pregnant in the forehead.
* Thanks to Vanessa for giving me the phrase "Hamm Log."
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 9:43pm.
Submitted by empiregirl on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 9:07pm.
because everyone in OPEN POST talking about football and brown spots in OPEN POST talked about John Hamm's OPEN POST penis yesterday in OPEN POST when it was first posted in OPEN POST
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
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Hey, anyone know which thread we're using for Open Post?? :op
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"Birds are doomed when pussies can fly"- MK
Loopy.....are you talking about the truth in how the package was arranged in relation to the fit of the pants? Lol!
Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 12:50am.
@RandéS, they got married huh? Maybe second time's the charm! Scarjo just better stop dating the Sean Penn's because she had a nice piece right there and now he's hitched lol
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John Mayer's got her in his sights, although even he may draw the line at women who fucked Sean Penn. Got to have standards.
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
estee logger lol i just think everybody needs to know the truth before they make a definative decision.
and if you bring them to you farm to haul tractors, make sure you get them to wear overhauls so their muscles and sweat can glisten in the sun.
@within, ryan didnt waste time either, he just jumped out of one marriage and into the next.
and blake went from riding on leo's puggy dough boy face and boiled pink sausage and spongebob squarepants body one week ago, to doing spins like a helicopter on ryan's lean slong, whilst grating parmesan cheese on his abs and running her hairs through his chest hair.
Rumour has had it that Ryan is totally into being in a hurry to be married. He nagged at Alanis and she wasn't sure and wanted to put it off, so they broke up about a year and some after the engagement, he hurried to propose to ScarJo and here he is again, seemingly in a mad rush.
I bolt from men like him!!
I still hope it works out for the two of them.
If you girls need any help training these hunks to run some heavy equipment like tractors or dozers, I'm your bitch.
Loops your ode to the package was classic yesterday....pure poetry!
Gladys...changed my name
Loopy, Blake worked fast and effectively, lol The bf didn't seem serious, she wasted no time and off she went. Ryan seems the type who wanted the same thing. The very nice bod was a bonus. Hope she can keep up with his training routine, ahhaha ;p
Night night Vob!
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night VOB.
unbelieavable, that ryan, he just jumps from one big tit blonde to the next, first scarjo and now blake.
they must look great having sex, not that id be focusing on blake. it will be like straight porn, where i just focus on the guys.
Loopy....Ryan sure grew into that body... And be really should have checked with you first prior to taking his cheese grater off the market.
Congrats to Jon Hamms peen for inviting 668 plus posts and providing inspiration and motivation... It should have its own tumblr...
On that note ...Toddles off.. NN.. XO
WithinReason: It's incredible he would go out with that thing in public
RandéSleepover: Aww, that's just mean. I'm sure she's a very nice person.
9/8/2012
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 1:02am.
Life is good and all is right again: Gangnam Style is beating Bieber, Swift, Perry, and Jepson on iTunes' music vid charts. Nice to see true talent is still recognized.
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LMAO!! Hope they're all yesterday's news!
@Veryoldbatty, do you have many trees? Because we could send for more help, if you need it! haha ;p
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blake lively you bitch! you married that lean piece of beef ryan reynolds, who used to be a nerd until he worked out and got a hot body, then i stopped caring about his nerd face and shit acting skills and focused more on how i can grate parmesan cheese on those abs.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 12:50am.
Scarjo just better stop dating the Sean Penn's because she had a nice piece right there and now he's hitched
None of those connections make sense to me.
Life is good and all is right again: Gangnam Style is beating Bieber, Swift, Perry, and Jepson on iTunes' music vid charts. Nice to see true talent is still recognized.
Can't snark on treeeww luwwwv and mawwage... Good luck to Blake and Ryan... Ok.. I don't see it..
WithinReason: It's incredible he would go out with that thing in public
RandéSleepover: Aww, that's just mean. I'm sure she's a very nice person.
9/8/2012
Veryoldbatty, Gandy, he'd be perfect! Also, ManJello and Boner... Is four enough? Lolol we could build you a new house! I'm liking this visit a lot Vob! hahahaha
@RandéS, they got married huh? Maybe second time's the charm! Scarjo just better stop dating the Sean Penn's because she had a nice piece right there and now he's hitched lol
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Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively? That's just weird. For one thing, his eyes are too close together, like Ben Rufflesburger. For another thing, Ryan seems to get passionately swept away in weeks. But good on Blake for finally scoring a semi-big name and making him put a ring on it. I guess the hacked pix paid off.
Withy... Shirtless of course.. Who else is can we * hire for this visionary tree felling? He does have the burley man thing going.. He can't work alone.. Any suggestions?
PWithinReason: It's incredible he would go out with that thing in public
RandéSleepover: Aww, that's just mean. I'm sure she's a very nice person.
9/8/2012
He is a good looking man; very good looking. I especially like his philtrum (had to look it up), the two vertical lines above his upper lip extending to the bottom of the nose area.
Submitted by veryoldbat on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 12:19am.
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I could get into that! Mmm mmm hahahaha I don't know if I've seen Hamm topless lately now that I think of it! Shall we have him take his top off and do yard work, or not? Only his shirt because nude Hamm could cause accidents... lol
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Night gg.. I have a question for you when you have a chance..a peach tree was damaged... And needs GG surgery..
WithinReason: It's incredible he would go out with that thing in public
RandéSleepover: Aww, that's just mean. I'm sure she's a very nice person.
9/8/2012
Submitted by Womanoftheyear on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 12:11am.
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Lol, that "just got out of bed look" on Hamm looks great! yum ;p
Night night GG!
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Pfft.. I'm no good.. I don't do trees.. We can set up on lawn chairs and watch the regular folk aka Jon Hamas tree feller..deal with it...!
WithinReason: It's incredible he would go out with that thing in public
RandéSleepover: Aww, that's just mean. I'm sure she's a very nice person.
9/8/2012
Nite good people. Hopefully I can lurk some tomorrow!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Estée: I did.. O!G.. You were playing hide and seek in the back40... Ouch! And they always win!!!
WithinReason: It's incredible he would go out with that thing in public
RandéSleepover: Aww, that's just mean. I'm sure she's a very nice person.
9/8/2012
LOL Veryoldbatty, me with gardening gloves and a chainsaw would be SCARIER, believe me, lmao.
The damage I'd cause ahahahahaha GG is better with that! ;D
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Thanks Withy: Of course, I immediately looked up blue waffle, screamed and then made my husband look too. He is really squeamish about such things and he just about barfed. It was priceless.
Jon seems like a nice enough fellow and I loved him on 30 Rock. He looks like he just rolled out of bed, wrinkled pants and no undies. My boyfriend sports this look from time to time, when he is low on laundry. I like that Hamm is "just like us" LOL.
Submitted by kate773 on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 12:03am.
I have been a vegetarian for 15 years now and I am still learning as more and more new things come out. I will tell anyone who wants to be vegan, or even just cook vegan, to check out Vegan With A Vengeance . I've had this cookbook for years and still refer back to it. Lots of yummy recipes!
VOB:
Estée.. What happened with your quarter horse..LOve da horses.. Especially quarter Horses.. How did you fall in a hole ?
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Do you? That is cool. Did you grow up with quarter horses? She just needed to get her feet trimmed by the farrier. But she is a wild thing and I was chasing her around the field. The horses have been ripping around, running and a hole developed. Wasn't looking and went right into it....stupid. Fell pretty hard. My stupidity.
Withy come over with gardening gloves and a chain saw,. And we can discuss ignoring sirens..;))). Thanks again Withy..was such a not brave moment...
WithinReason: It's incredible he would go out with that thing in public
RandéSleepover: Aww, that's just mean. I'm sure she's a very nice person.
9/8/2012
Estée.. What happened with your quarter horse..LOve da horses.. Especially quarter Horses.. How did you fall in a hole ?
WithinReason: It's incredible he would go out with that thing in public
RandéSleepover: Aww, that's just mean. I'm sure she's a very nice person.
9/8/2012
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 11:28pm.
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 11:23pm.
I am a vegetarian. At home I eat vegan, but I still eat dairy and eggs when I am out or at someone's home. Most people go out of their way to make me something without meat so I'm happy with that. Although most people don't know all of the delicious vegan things you can make.
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Me too! I just went vegetarian in April but I'm digging it. I still eat eggs and some dairy, fish too. I just stay away from the other meats. Haven't missed it at all. I just started eating garden burgers and black bean burgers. Delish.
Submitted by veryoldbat on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 11:47pm.
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So long as it's quieter now. Wonder if people stop paying attention if sirens are going off all the time? Probably too dang loudto ignore!
@Estee, hope that wound heals. And don't look up blue waffle hahahaha
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Nite Steemie... Have fun.. Xo
WithinReason: It's incredible he would go out with that thing in public
RandéSleepover: Aww, that's just mean. I'm sure she's a very nice person.
9/8/2012
Mel-Tang, I like that, frantically is cute! *waves back excitedly* hahahahah how are you?
Night night Esteem and Diamond!
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I just keep wondering did he realize that it was going to be obvious? Was he just being lazy, is that how he always dresses, or was it on purpose?
Submitted by Esteem on Sun, 09/09/2012 - 11:50pm.
Perfect start to the week! Have a nice night!
@ Mel... Who broke Perez... Wtf... No words for what I'm seeing..;)ok.. Maybe a few but they aren't nice
WithinReason: It's incredible he would go out with that thing in public
RandéSleepover: Aww, that's just mean. I'm sure she's a very nice person.
9/8/2012
Bye Esteem. Have a great evening.
I'm off too. Early day tomorrow.
Ciao!
@ GG hiyas to you!
@ VOB glad you're ok! ;-)
@ estee I haven't read back that far, but I'll look for it later.
Have a good night all, meeting a friend for a drink in a few! Good start to the week to all. ;-)
Hi Within!!!! *waves frantically* :)
www.poopreport.com :)
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Esteem, how are you? Monster post? MK's fault for leaving us hahahahaha Though I'm always surprised that he works through many a hangover on the weekends. Lol
Hi Estee!
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It was around 2:30.. Maybe a little later.. We had the sirens go off... Not a fun wake up...my yard is trashed...but we are all good..:))
WithinReason: It's incredible he would go out with that thing in public
RandéSleepover: Aww, that's just mean. I'm sure she's a very nice person.
9/8/2012
On topic:
Loopy's analysis of the Hamm probe was eloquent and hysterical.
*fell
OnT: pants that are fit they way they are supposed to be and commando. Not a fan of Hamm's, but way to put it out there for those that are sir.
Their body language is very telling.
Hi Withy,
Hope you are having a nice weekend.
Yesterday, I feel in a large hole trying to catch my big old quarterhorse and my daughter told me that my knee looks like a "blue waffle". She had to explain that one but I just about bust a gut.
Hiyas Withy!
And anyone else still here that hasn't posted in the last few, I haven't read back too far yet on this monster post.
Diamond, maybe think about it for someday in the future then. It's easier than you think... especially if you know your stuff... and take a great picture! ;p lol
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