Surprise, Surprise, A Real Housewives Divorce Is Getting Dirty
The divorce between The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' Adrienne Maloof and Paul Nassif is starting to get uglier than her plastic toddler penis nose. On the next season of RHOBH, expect to see a scene where Camille Grammer sits across Paul in Lisa Vanderpump's living room and says, "We don't say that she hits you! Or that she beat you up! Or that she hits you! We don't say that, but now we said it!" Because Paul claims that Adrienne has beat his ass several times.
TMZ says that in court today, Paul's lawyers accused Adrienne of calling him "stupid, dumb and an idiot" in front of their kids. Paul also claims that Adrienne has physically attacked him a few times and one time, she secretly pulled his gun out of his briefcase and took a picture of it. Paul doesn't know why Adrienne took a picture of the gun and he also didn't say why his ass keeps a gun in an unlocked briefcase. Paul also says that Adrienne is trying to smear his name by leaking shit about him and their kids to the media.
But Adrienne figuratively took off one of the shit shoes she designed and threw it at Paul by claiming he's beaten on her ass a few times, has gotten violent with their kids and that he almost killed their kids during a camping trip. I'll let TMZ explain the rest of this mess to you:
She cites an incident last month in which she claims Paul was drinking while operating a Kayak and one of the kids who was in the watercraft fell into the water.
She also claims 3 years ago he lost one of their kids for 45 minutes in the wilderness during a camping trip, because he failed to supervise him.
And recently there was a fire across the street and she claims he did nothing to help the kids evacuate.
Wait. So as a parent, you're expected to stay sober while operating a Kayak and you have to keep track of your kids during a camping trip and when there's a fire across the street you have to evacuate them first before evacuating your most precious belongings (aka my bong and stash)? Count me out of that game, because that is too much to ask.
Adrienne is a whole lot of crazy in a melting plastic lion mask and Paul is crazy for marrying her. The judge should do the right thing by granting full custody of their kids to Giggy.