Surprise, Surprise, A Real Housewives Divorce Is Getting Dirty
The divorce between The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' Adrienne Maloof and Paul Nassif is starting to get uglier than her plastic toddler penis nose. On the next season of RHOBH, expect to see a scene where Camille Grammer sits across Paul in Lisa Vanderpump's living room and says, "We don't say that she hits you! Or that she beat you up! Or that she hits you! We don't say that, but now we said it!" Because Paul claims that Adrienne has beat his ass several times.
TMZ says that in court today, Paul's lawyers accused Adrienne of calling him "stupid, dumb and an idiot" in front of their kids. Paul also claims that Adrienne has physically attacked him a few times and one time, she secretly pulled his gun out of his briefcase and took a picture of it. Paul doesn't know why Adrienne took a picture of the gun and he also didn't say why his ass keeps a gun in an unlocked briefcase. Paul also says that Adrienne is trying to smear his name by leaking shit about him and their kids to the media.
But Adrienne figuratively took off one of the shit shoes she designed and threw it at Paul by claiming he's beaten on her ass a few times, has gotten violent with their kids and that he almost killed their kids during a camping trip. I'll let TMZ explain the rest of this mess to you:
She cites an incident last month in which she claims Paul was drinking while operating a Kayak and one of the kids who was in the watercraft fell into the water.
She also claims 3 years ago he lost one of their kids for 45 minutes in the wilderness during a camping trip, because he failed to supervise him.
And recently there was a fire across the street and she claims he did nothing to help the kids evacuate.
Wait. So as a parent, you're expected to stay sober while operating a Kayak and you have to keep track of your kids during a camping trip and when there's a fire across the street you have to evacuate them first before evacuating your most precious belongings (aka my bong and stash)? Count me out of that game, because that is too much to ask.
Adrienne is a whole lot of crazy in a melting plastic lion mask and Paul is crazy for marrying her. The judge should do the right thing by granting full custody of their kids to Giggy.
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What a fucking hideous couple. One look at these two and who would want that troll touching their body in the OR?
The guy needs to man up. His golddigging roots are showing. He needs to just shut his Lord of the Rings meets Bob Hoskins ass up.
These two bitches should pack up and hightail it back to Middle Earth.
Lisa must be laughing.
Here's hoping that all of this will be shown on RHOBH. I can't wait.
Her face has no original parts, the nose is definately not the original,she seems to disrespect him alot....I thought they were going to be civilized and all, but they obviously are just rich trash...money doesn't buy class AGAIN..just bad plastic surgery
Submitted by mefunigirl on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 12:55am.
Submitted by z-listed on Fri, 09/07/2012 - 10:01pm.
I wonder if their next door neighbor,Charlie Sheen, will be called to testify if they get to court?
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does charlie really live in that neighborhood? I know he has some money but didn't realize he had THAT much. Those are some high rollers with "real" money in that area.
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I vaguely remember Paul making the 911 call for Charlie when he was "winning" with porn stars.
Submitted by Get Serious on Fri, 09/07/2012 - 11:55pm.
Empty lives?
I do not believe The Maloof Mare for a minute.
She has some black belt in Martial Arts and is just plain nasty to Paul on camrea.
I think she pushed to be on the show so she oould come out of the shadow of her brothers cuz who knew there was a mare in da stable.
Here Paul claims she attacked him after guzzling Vodka.
http://www.tmz.com/2012/09/08/paul-nassif-adrienne-maloof-attack-vodka/
Yesssssssss! At least the new season of RHOBH should be worth watching! I am getting sick of just watching all of the fighting between the ladies over who has the scariest face each week (it's a tie between them all)
Adrienne is pretty imo but she treated him like sh*t. They were such a mismatch.
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
This must be an old picture because she actually almost resembles a human being.
With a quick glance at her pic, it's obvious she's had her eyes done (Botox)/ forehead lift and had her nose thinned.
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
I know right... Rich peoples problems!!!
Those women have nothing to do all day, so the only thing left for them to do is shopping, fighting and complaining.
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
Hexe, Sind sue deutsch?
The most ridiculous part of this story is I'm supposed to believe these people go camping.
The most ridiculous part of this story is I'm supposed to believe these people go camping.
Pssst.... Paul's biggest transgression is that he's responsible for the Kardashians being foisted upon the world. It's true.
Even if the above was true, I'd still be Team Paul in this fight. How can you not love a man who gives his wife a gorgeous German Shepherd Dog as a present? (Well, I guess Mrs Maloof Hoof found a way, but I can't!)
And Lisa V must be getting the biggest kick out of the fact that her 'Maloof Hoof' comment has taken on a life of its own....Bwahhahahahahaha!
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"Men have forgotten this truth," said the fox. "But you must not forget it. You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed."
--"The Little Prince", Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
What a mess!
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I seem to recall Paul constantly having a broken nose on the show and blaming the kids while he and Adrienne darted odd looks back and forth, hmm...
She's a cunt but he's no winner because he's the type who loves to gossips with the wife's friends. I hate pussy men like that.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 09/07/2012 - 9:06pm.
I hear he is also singlehandedly responsible for the Colorado wildfires, Hurricane Isaac, and the melting of the polar ice caps.
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i dont watch any of this shit so i dont know surgery face and her douche husband here, but this comment made me choke. why do people even give a fuck about this?
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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK
Submitted by z-listed on Fri, 09/07/2012 - 10:01pm.
I wonder if their next door neighbor,Charlie Sheen, will be called to testify if they get to court?
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does charlie really live in that neighborhood? I know he has some money but didn't realize he had THAT much. Those are some high rollers with "real" money in that area.
I know you can't be stupid and do what Paul does for a living, but he seems so freakin' dumb, like not a lick of common sense. Maybe that's why she was always nagging on him, you get tired of idiocy after a while.
This divorce is not a surprise.
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
Adrienne always treated Paul like shit on the show, this divorce is no big surprise. As far as her allegations of him being a negligent parent, it sounds like she's really reaching on this one.
The estates in their neighborhood are like a friggin football field apart. I'm sure their kids weren't in imminent danger because they didn't evacuate immediately. You need more people, Adrienne.
I'm glad I'm not the only one with the hots for Paul. He should have divorced her when she put those glitter strand thingy's in her weave.
Well why did she become such a bitch? I'm sure she wasn't like this in the beginning of their relationship. For a while there I was a bitch to my husband four some shit he did.. We are better now and I'm not a huge bitch anymore.. Maybe he fucked up and she stayed pissed off.. Seems like they're better off divorced. Everyone assumes it's her.. But who knows.. He's a rich doctor.. He's got magnet-dick with desperate gold diggers.. I'm sure he's fucked around.
You can bet that Paul is going to be getting some major poontang now that he is getting D.I.V.O.R.C.E.D
So... 2 fake attention addicted asshole douchebags are getting divorced... and now out come the nasty allegations. Why is it every bad divorce ALWAYS seems to include allegations of neglect/abuse of the kids? Especially for these kinds of reality tv drama queen idiots?
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
Paul is a stone-cold fox and a nice guy. (As far as his onscreen persona is concerned)
I'd hit it more than once.
Adrienne goose is cooked because there are miles of RHOBC film footage showing what an abusive bitch she is.
can arabs be guidos?
She sounds ridiculously desperate to come up with something to complain about. Parents make mistakes. One kid got lost on a campout for a short time. He wasn't bringing whores home or something.
Their kids would probably be better off if they both disappeared.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Those incidents would have won Father of the Year in my house! Talk about overreacting and overreaching for any little thing to bolster her lame claims.
All of the kids are alive, right? Nobody drowned, caught fire, or was permanently lost? Success.
I watched Adrienne grow more arrogant, bitchy, full of herself, and nasty mean toward Paul. I can't believe he stayed with her this long. He's a sweetie & she's a Hellspawn. I hope she goes broke and has to work the Front Desk at her shitty Vegas hotel.
Never seen or heard of these cunts before in my life. Fight to the death and shoot the winner, I say!
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 09/07/2012 - 9:06pm.
I hear he is also singlehandedly responsible for the Colorado wildfires, Hurricane Isaac, and the melting of the polar ice caps.
I know!! He's a bad, bad father.
WHY are these people even discussed? They are so..
Tiresome.
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..
If that is her real face, Why the fuck did she ever get any "work" done? she was gorgeous~
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
The surest way to go through a painful ugly divorce is to sign on to a Housewive's franchise.
so sorry, dp
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
She needs to elope with Lion-O and leave poor Paul in peace.
I read somewhere that Kim Richards is coming back next season, and I hope she's okay. Andy Cohen, Kyle Richards, her greasy husband, etc. can all go down in flames, but I have a soft spot for Kim.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 09/07/2012 - 8:34pm.
TexnDoc -- yeah, Taylor Armstrong's husband Russell committed suicide. I watch RHOBH, RHONJ and RHOA. Yeah, Teresa is the queen bee of all the franchises, her & her Planet of the Apes hairline.
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And her Planet of the Apes children. They are really out of control, especially that third one. She is always beating her sisters up and making nasty comments to everyone. Juicy just laughs, what a great father.
Sorry to change the subject, but watching all the housewives is my not-so-secret vice.
I wonder if their next door neighbor,Charlie Sheen, will be called to testify if they get to court?
Paul does seem like a lazy ass when he is not at work.
Whose gonna do all the free botox to this biznatch's mug now? All she does is fishwife the poor guy - screaming at him and calling him names. The show should be called the Fishwives of Beverly Hills. Her mug looks like a baboon's red ass, she's done so much damage to it. Team Paul all the way Bizzy!!!
Referring to the Berry nose job link...
Does anyone else think Gabby Douglas looks more like Opera than her Mother?
Really ugly people who look like brother and sister - mob style.
Submitted by SANS FARDS: "The kid(s) don't belong with either of these two fuckheads."
Don't worry. They have nannies taking care of them 24/7.
Hell, I'll take him.
That woman is always griping and nagging and carping at him. Jeez. There was no way he could ever win. And I understand that some couples argue and that's their way of showing love, but her contempt was palpable. He seemed like a nice enough guy. A little clueless, but not bad.
Usually I take the woman's side, but I'm taking his.
On THAT show, most of the women are terrible. But I'm Team Camille (vs. Kelsey) and Team Kyle (vs. GreezyMauricio).
Seems I remember them driving across the street in a stretch limo to Lisa's house. Or maybe Lisa drove over to Adriennne's house.
That made me laugh out loud when I saw it.
But Paul is smoking hot. He is even hot when he is eating and drinking- weird to say, I know. He just has this cute cuddliness about him.
And Adrienne is reaching. I babysat these boys years ago and the mom hid all the knives from them before she left. Bloody noses were a common occurence there and pile drivers too- they loved wrestling. Good times...
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 09/07/2012 - 9:06pm.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 09/07/2012 - 8:58pm.
She also claims that Paul failed to intervene in Syria, despite knowing that the news of the slaughter there would upset the children. Paul denies that charge and says he has always supported a unified Syria.
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I hear he is also singlehandedly responsible for the Colorado wildfires, Hurricane Isaac, and the melting of the polar ice caps.
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Not to mention the shitty unemployment rate, world poverty and the fact that our neighbour across from us likes to turn his garden light on, shining straight into our room, and have a smoke at 3am.
She also claims 3 years ago he lost one of their kids for 45 minutes in the wilderness during a camping trip, because he failed to supervise him.
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Has she no experience whatsoever with children? Shit happens.
ETA: And 3 years ago? Either pick something more recent or let it go.
so when the Vanderpump estate as on fire, they were to evacuate. As I recall, going across the street was a major orderal for them. They bitched about it constantly on the show.
It's not like paul had the boys over at Charlie Sheen's house entertaining the goddesses and making coke runs.