Friday, September 7th 2012

Open Post: Hosted By Candy Corn Oreos

At some dumb Halloween party a few years back, I wore a jailbird costume from KMart and the only thing I spent quality time with was a giant bowl of candy corn. I ate candy corn after candy corn until some rude shit in a Where's Waldo? costume interrupted my candy corn party for one to judge me. The rude shit told me that candy corn is gross and it's basically just ear wax dipped in corn syrup and I am the only person on earth who smiles while eating candy corn. Bitch had a point, so now whenever I get a candy corn craving and don't have any candy corn around, I just dip one of my used Q-tips in corn syrup and eat that. And I'm sure a dirty Q-tip dipped in corn syrup is exactly what the new limited-edition Candy Corn Oreos taste like. I can't wait!

Only Target is selling this mess and it's only for a limited time starting September 10th. That gives me plenty of time to eat all the boxes of Girl Scout cookies in my freezer to make way for bags upon bags of this deliciousness. Thank you, Nabisco, for coming up with new ways to make us all fatter!

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There are so many good flavors they could have went for and they pick this shit. Why don't they pick Circus Peanuts? Fuck, no one eats candy corn.

They could have went with:

mint w/ chocolate cookie
gingerbread w/ vanilla
chocolate and peanutbutter filling
banana and cream

Anything but ear wax central.

I like my men like I like my syrup---thick and rich!

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I hate candy corn, yuck. But I do go Martha Stewart with them every year and use them for decoration. They look really pretty in a bowl.

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Anyone have a tractor and an extra chain saw? * waves hi...
Twirls to show off blown back hair..;)

My issues now have issues.. So take a number.

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I've learned recently that my boyfriends favorite candy is candy corn. I feel like that says a lot about him. He tells me I'm sweet like candy, and I usually respond by saying "but not like candy corn", I really don't like that stuff.

Hey guys:

This is the dlister with the initials G.L. whom has been quite active making amends lately.

I have had to make up a new account cause for some reason I was shut down. I don't want to do that as I believe in accepting responsibility for my actions, learning and going on with life.

I have contacted the moderater asking what is going on but so far no response.

Any thoughts?

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 3:04pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 8:38am.
Within--Thanks!!
Whamo---I've got it.

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Whamo & can be pushy, I was looking for Lucy♥'s reco's too. Found one when you said Thurs. night, lol try OP around 11:00 p.m. *opens YT* ;)

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Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 1:23pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 9:10am
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Pushy I'm going to have to find it too but I'm on my BB and it's too slow to try and find it for you right now, it was Thursday night that we were discussing it though if you find it let me know and save me the time. Lol:)

Hey there guys:

This is Gladys

I went to post after breakfast, and I can't log into my username. It says I have been blocked!

Last post, I talked about the Pork Slime Goo, do you think that is a no no?!

I am making amends (thought that was a good thing)to those I have been snarky with, is somebody really upset?

Surely, if I was to be blocked, it would have been when I was being sarcastic/bitchy.

It would be easier to get a new identity and start off clean, but I am one to accept my responsibilities and try to improve.

Any ideas as to what I can do. Have contacted the moderator and asked what is going on. No response.

Thanks.

Hey Guys:

This is Gladyslove.

So I made two posts this morning, ate some breakfast, came back and Bam, I can't log into my account.

I go to my account and it says it is Blocked? I have contacted the moderator and asked what is up.

My last post was about the Pink Slime LOL is that a touchy subject?

If I was to be blocked, I surely thought it would have been for something bitchy but not when I have extended the "Olive Branch" and am apologizing for being snarky.

It would certainly be simple for me just to get a new username and start over but I am not like that. I accept the shit I have done, learn from it and try to be a better person.

Any thoughts here? Is someone here liked really, really pissed off at me to the point that they can't accept a genuine apology?

If I can rectify my old username I would like to talk later to Can Be A Pushy Broad. Thank you for your really lovely posting, you have touched me truly. Evil_Cupcake you too, I would like to talk as well.

Thanks.

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Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 9:10am
Morning! I didn't see LS (Lucy?) music recomends.
Can you point me to the time she posted.
I am looking for 1-2 new CD's and not to be cheap, but when they cost 18-20 bucks I like to have an idea if they are good I've got plenty of classical. I'm needing some easy listening while I do chores and for my office. If you can't find her post, that's fine. Guess I'll just go and take a quick listen in the headphones they provide. It sort of grosses me out though.
Germs and all:)

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ESE, I didn't take your legos last night, that was not me! And let me guess, those panties Whamo found behind the couch, are bear size right? lloollooll ☺☺☺

@Lucy♥, get those goodies! The free gifts are nice too.

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Aww Twatty, she was into all the glamorous stuff? Bet you got to play with everything on her vanity! Lucky girl, love it!

@Whamo, lolol that's what work is for right, to get online, glad I'm not the only one! lmao

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Submitted by gladyslove on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 12:09pm

Gladys, I read through last nights post. I would also like to extend an Olive Branch to you.
You are correct, I am relatively new to posting on here, as well as Foxy I believe. For myself, the first couple of months I was on here, I was having health issues that resulted in major surgery. After that, I had some really bad reactions to medication. In hindsight, I probably should have just read posts longer than I did and not posted until I had a better feel of the chemistry on Michael's site. Unfortunately, between feeling like shit, not working much, I had times where I felt pretty good and I was bored out of my mind. So I started posting on here.

What I think I've learned over the past few months is that Dlisted people, on the whole, are very protective of each other. In this day in age, I'll have to say that's very refreshing indeed. This is not to say we cannot have disagreements or have difference of opinions on here or even spats. That would be quite boring and not genuine. What I personally am trying to do is not be uncivilized to anyone, regardless of where they or I stand politically or even morally. It has been my personal experience, as your as well I'm sure, that there are many people that I don't agree with on these issues---but that does not make them bad people, on the contrary, I will alway believe in goodness first.

Michael, in my view, has struck an incredible balance between being funny and snarky yet not mean or cruel. It's a very fine line and I don't know how he does it but he does, day in and day out for years now. For me, I feel very lucky that
I found his site. I was on another site for years and years and that site became so truly mean spirited I had to stop and look at myself and ask: Why am I on here? What does that say about me. I got off that day and never returned.

Thank you for reaching out.
ps: Now Gladys, I'm just warning you---I can be a classy broad (I really can), a caring broad,
a loyal broad.... but I can also be a raunchy broad. I love gutter humor. So, just don't look at those posts:) and I am really going to try to
not make any political posts on here. It really is pointless.

VOB what state are you in? Tornadoes suck. I'd still go on a tornado hunters vacay though.

Have a good day everyone :)

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 12:39pm.

hahaha. True.

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 12:33pm.
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KK could draw in 50 people? AHAHAHAHA Let me guess it was the waterworks enthusiasts, right? lol

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 12:33pm.

Only 50 people show up to club event in Charlotte featuring Kim K:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2200231/Kim-Kardashian-left...

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Hilarious. She really loves those wrap-up shoes, doesn't she? My mom is like 60 and the other night even she said this chick can wear the most expensive shit and still look like trash. Gawd, I love my mom.

gladys, after you upload a new avie, clear your cache/cookies to see it. I haven't tried massages etc. I will look into it, thank you. :)

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Only 50 people show up to club event in Charlotte featuring Kim K:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2200231/Kim-Kardashian-left...

tee hee

Submitted by gladyslove on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 12:05pm.

Go to your dlisted profile and click on to the picture icon and upload a new avie. You might have to resize the image.

Edited to add- just click on dlisted name, hit the edit and go from there.

God almighty;

I had two margaritas last night and that pork slime is in my face. I really am going to throw-up; (it is too too much).

Ready to tape off the right side of the computer screen!

Good morning:

Thanks so much Twatty.

Since I am kind of stunted when I comes to somethings computer related, can anyone tell me how to change the picture on my avie? Can't figure it out????

I would like to put a picture of one of my goat babies instead.

I appreciate any help.

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Foxxy -- thank you so, so much for all that research. One problem I have is a lot of stuff is geared toward people in Cook County (mostly Chicago) and I'm in the suburbs of Chicago, but most of it gives me hope in how to deal with my situation. My situation is very particular. If I see you today, I'll call you out. Again, thank you. *BIG HUGS*

Within -- my mom was a makeup kind of gal, always perfectly made up, very glamorous, very pretty lady. Plus I went to modeling school and learned how to apply it.

gladys -- anyone who takes care of abandoned or neglected animals is a good person in my book; keep up the great work and kiss all those fur babies for me!!!

Lucifer -- get back to me on that Illamasqua blush. And that Burberry trench is to die for!

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ESE ciao bella!

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Traveling with coworker and they are a junkie for crap. Buys a bag of candy corn, opens the bag a says, "ah, it's fresh!" 'Fresh' candy corn. What a concept. Straight from the farm. Ha!

'heads to Target'

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I think that nickname has legs... :)

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... pitlicked KStew

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Morning LS :). Hey I didn't go into the office Friday so I've not had a chance to go through your music recommends, I will on Monday though and follow up with you:)

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Ok, I'm leaving now to check out all that makeup.

eta: Hi, Whamo, ESE.

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WithinReason: And we're going to have a talk about Burberry because they are beautiful but SOOOOOO PRICEY! Out of this world.

*wipes a tear*

So true! I love Blumarine's trenches too, but a leather one I saw was like 2.5x the price of the Burberry I want. :O

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loopygorilla: OMG lucy!! seriously wait for selfridges sale. and if i ever come to the UK ill buy it for you, and then we both skip hand in hand downstairs, where i can claim back the VAT tax for you cuz im from australia, SO EXTRA CHEAP!!! lol and we can meet sasha, the guy who works there who kept asking me for fashion advice.

YES!

*gets on knees and prays for this GLORIOUS day to come*

I'm going to London end of the month, actually, and I was going to just buy it then. I'm not sure yet, but this year I might be in NYC at the time of the Selfridges sale! :-(

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ubmitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 8:20am.

there's no way in hades that i'm cleaning up all this candy corn, and oreo mess!
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Lol, no kidding ESE what the hell were they doing in here last night, I'm with you I'm not cleaning anything eith...What the...hey is that a pair of panties behind the couch!?

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*peeks in thread door*... *takes a gander around*... pfft!... you folks are incorrigible!

there's no way in hades that i'm cleaning up all this candy corn, and oreo mess!

i don't even wanna know why my inflatable moose is out of its box... shame on all of you!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdidovCPhVM

just checkin' in on ya all. hope today brings some smiles!

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Loopy, enjoy the evening and have a big cocktail for us! Lol

@Vob, in case you're finally getting a chance to rest! Be careful and keep safe FL DListers! ;)

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ok ima get going if im gonna beat the traffic!

see yal later.

and VOB stay safe.

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 3:37am.
Submitted by Naughychimp on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 3:32am.

aww that sounds fun! :) TIFF sounds awesome
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Weren't those pics of pitlicked KStew from the TIFF?At least she dolled up for it. Rather than just pulling something out of Avril's closet!

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Submitted by Naughychimp on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 3:32am.

aww that sounds fun! :) TIFF sounds awesome

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Submitted by veryoldbat on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 3:29am.
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Does that mean the sirens have stopped, Vob?

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 3:34am.

lol dressing up is fun! no wonder girls love to do it.

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 3:30am.
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*whistles twice* very spiffy!

♫ everybody's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man ♫

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The Toronto Film Festival ("TIFF") is craaaazy fun. Seeing the World Premiere of Joss Whedon's Much Ado About Nothing this afternoon. Woot!

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 3:27am.

yes im spiffy today lol its a corporate function so i have to be extra spiffy.

this is my look for tonight
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except im wearing a orange gingham tie and my pocket square is navy red check.

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Rotation has stopped... Just high winds... Thanks guys...and boomers... Can do boomers...:)

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