The shameless, whore-wrangling pimp who sold her prized pig’s sex tape to the highest bidder and will gladly sell one of her younger daughters to a sheik if they don’t bring in their monthly quota is calling out Mama June from Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. Apparently, Pimp Mama Kris thinks it’s wrong that Mama June is whoring out her young daughter for money. Yeah, so save me a seat in the emergency room waiting room, because we’ll all be there after we overdose on the irony in this post.
A source tells Radar that Pimp Mama Kris’ eyes are usually green from always seeing dollar signs, but lately they’ve been green with envy, because Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is a big hit. PMK is threatened, because she’s no longer the big pimp on the ho stroll. PMK believes that her family is nothing like Mama June’s family, because the Kardashians are redefining class with every pinky they lift while sucking a black dick on camera. This is what the pot thinks about the kettle:
“To say Kris is not a fan of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is an understatement. She thinks the Thompsons are classless, unlike her family and can’t understand why America is so fascinated by them. Kris especially has a strong dislike for June, claiming the beauty pageant world is vile and that June is a bad mom for ‘exploiting’ Alana in that way. Kris think it’s all a ploy to make money, and says she sees through it and thinks it is absolutely disgusting.”
The words “Would you like to buy my daughter’s sex tape?” have come out of PMK’s mouth before, so I totally believe that quote came out of her mouth too. PMK’s Gopher-in-ten-cent-drag-looking ass is as delusional as she is shameless. But what PMK needs to see is that if you sucked all the plastic from her face, replaced her chin with an exploding can of Grands! biscuits, took away her millions of dollars, added 200 pounds of hardened pancake batter to her body and gave her a sense of humor, she’d be just like Mama June. They’re the same. Pimps shouldn’t piss on other pimps. Let the hos do that. Pimps should support each other. Say the oath with me, PMK: “Pimps up, hos down.“