Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

September 7, 2012 / Posted by:

This weight-challenged star, who’s now on a new health kick, is trying to get the iconic fast-food stand Pink’s Hot Dogs in Hollywood to pull the popular wiener named after her. The new vegan convert is demanding that the stretch dog loaded with mustard, onions, chili and sauerkraut come off the menu! (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

Rosie O’Donnell’s bitching about Pink’s Rosie O’Donnell Long Island Dog, which is a 10 incher. I know, you’d think a Rosie O’Donnell hot dog would be made of rubber and topped with warm roast beef and oysters. In Rosie’s honor, Pink’s should replace her wiener with the Donald Trump dog, a 1″ uncooked dog wrapped in hay and topped with a load of bull shit.

This would be the perfect time for this couple from the very large movie franchise to take their relationship public with all the other distracting news. She has to tell everyone she is pregnant at some point but he just is scared of the fallout from any announcement. Plus, he has been sleeping with someone else too and they don’t know about his relationship so it could be awk-ward. (CDAN)

Peter Facinelli and the one who plays the vampire mom (don’t make me Google for her name) in Twatlight? Just what Kelly Taylor needs!

She is very stuck up and barely talks to anyone on her staff. When she does, she is very short. She doesn’t yell, but she will make her displeasure clear by either giving you a cold stare or berating you in front of the rest of the staff.

“Are you a fucking idiot?” is her favorite question. She thinks that you should read her mind and intuitively know what she wants before she even asks for it. It doesn’t matter if you’re new or young or have barely ever spoken to her. You should just know what she wants!

Lately, she has been even more irritable than usual. She told someone on her staff to call and get her tickets to a sold-out concert. When they didn’t get the tickets, she lit into them at a production meeting. “Why the fuck do I even have you people? I don’t understand why I have to ask for things when you people should already know what the fuck I want? You’re all a bunch of fucking morons! Especially you,” she said, pointing at the young staffer. No wonder her entire staff hates her. (Blind Gossip)

Katie Couric? Judge Judy? Nancy Grace? RuPaul (I wish!)?

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