Afternoon Crumbs

September 7, 2012 / Posted by:

When you go into the clinic in Hell to lipo out the fat parts of your soul, this is what greets you at the reception desk – Lainey Gossip

Olivia Munn rides a hog (and no, this isn’t about an Olivia Munn and Jeremy Piven sex tape) – The Superficial 

Panty Creamer of the Day: Matt Boner as a boxer – Towleroad

So Blake NotSoLively just naturally talks like a drunk on downers – Celebitchy

A walk down Original Noses Lane – The Berry 

Alessandra Ambrosio is either trying to wink at me or she just sucked off a lemon – Hollywood Tuna 

Elisabetta Canalis does a bondage theme photo shoot for some magazine, but nothing is more painful than the world knowing you’ve had Steve-O’s balls in your mouth – Drunken Stepfather

If you drew two eyes and a nose over one of Miley Cyrus’ brows, it would make an “errrrrr” face and that’s the same face I make whenever I look at her new hair – Just Jared

Mary J. Blige at the DNC – Crunk + Disorderly 

Here’s Snooki’s idea of a breast pumping station – Viralosity

Still pregnant: Reese Witherspoon is – Popsugar

I’m hoping this is the closest we’ll ever get to seeing a Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison sex tape – Cityrag

Russian school girls are not the one – SOW

Okay, okay, my pet, I’ll put one of your whores on my show.” – Simon Cowell to Ryan Gaycrest as they spoon on his yacht – ICYDK

It’s nice to see James Franco all dressed up – Popoholic

A German actor has a peen, showed it in a movie and here it is – (NSFW) OMG Blog 

Carson Daly still exists and is a dad again – I’m Not Obsessed

Kelly Brook woke up one day and decided that the world hasn’t seen enough of her chichis in a bra and that’s how this FHM cover came to be – Hollywood Rag 

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