Friday, September 7th 2012

Afternoon Crumbs

When you go into the clinic in Hell to lipo out the fat parts of your soul, this is what greets you at the reception desk - Lainey Gossip

Olivia Munn rides a hog (and no, this isn't about an Olivia Munn and Jeremy Piven sex tape) - The Superficial 

Panty Creamer of the Day: Matt Boner as a boxer - Towleroad

So Blake NotSoLively just naturally talks like a drunk on downers - Celebitchy

A walk down Original Noses Lane - The Berry 

Alessandra Ambrosio is either trying to wink at me or she just sucked off a lemon - Hollywood Tuna 

Elisabetta Canalis does a bondage theme photo shoot for some magazine, but nothing is more painful than the world knowing you've had Steve-O's balls in your mouth - Drunken Stepfather

If you drew two eyes and a nose over one of Miley Cyrus' brows, it would make an "errrrrr" face and that's the same face I make whenever I look at her new hair - Just Jared

Mary J. Blige at the DNC - Crunk + Disorderly 

Here's Snooki's idea of a breast pumping station - Viralosity

Still pregnant: Reese Witherspoon is - Popsugar

I'm hoping this is the closest we'll ever get to seeing a Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison sex tape - Cityrag

Russian school girls are not the one - SOW

"Okay, okay, my pet, I'll put one of your whores on my show." - Simon Cowell to Ryan Gaycrest as they spoon on his yacht - ICYDK

It's nice to see James Franco all dressed up - Popoholic

A German actor has a peen, showed it in a movie and here it is - (NSFW) OMG Blog 

Carson Daly still exists and is a dad again - I'm Not Obsessed

Kelly Brook woke up one day and decided that the world hasn't seen enough of her chichis in a bra and that's how this FHM cover came to be - Hollywood Rag 

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MizRo's picture

2 witches - loathe both. Cannot wait till Wintour falls from grace - everyone does eventually and she is more deserving than most.

the wild pearl's picture

There ought to be a law against Posh WEARING THE SAME EXPRESSION 24/7. I mean, don't her children grow tired of it??

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 09/07/2012 - 10:41pm.
Submitted by Boo1212 on Fri, 09/07/2012 - 6:06pm.
How come Matt Bomer was never asked to be Superman????
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cuz henry cavill gives better head.

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Or ball action! hahah I find that hard to believe though, I'd have said they're about even. teeheehee ;p

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Submitted by Hockey fan on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 10:20am.

Brown hasn't been there since 1992, and I think, up until about 3-4 yrs ago, the magazine was very good. The problem is, celebrity is different, and the ultra rich, who committed interesting murders, have sadly been behaving better.

IMO, Brown has single handedly ruined Newsweek since she has been at the helm.

Just my 2 cents.

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 12:47am.

Submitted by Possum on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 12:40am.

vogue is 170 pages of ads, and 30 pages of articles. thats why i dont buy it, cuz im not paying $$$ to read ads.

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That's what ruined Vanity Fair. When Tina Brown was the editor,the stories were 14 pages long, about rich and beautiful people who weren't so rich and beautiful all the time, and eerie murders, with an occasional political or entertainments story thrown in. Now it's fucking Lesbeaver and BeefStew on the cover, every fucking month. The problem is, it's still one of the best written mags out there- although sadly Dominick Dunne and Christopher Hitchens have passed. I'Ll still read it, but I long for the Tina Brown days.

Hockey fan's picture

What's up with Posh's HAIR? Wait just one damn minute, hunny-- you aren't going out of the house like that!!!

Yuck. And orange is not her color. Do give her props for the Mona Lisa smile though. But Harper could have styled her better. Just having Harper's fat little cheeks there would make this all the better. Maybe she's hiding in Anna's wig! That's as big as a Volkswagen Beetle.

Thamar's picture

Anna and Posh have their hemlines down. Covering the knee even. Hmmmm.

Esteem's picture

BOMER. /drools

@ Luci - I agree this season's White Collar hasn't been as good. Not sure the angry/conflicted/abandoned Neal is coming through as well as it should?

He's still delicious though! ;-)

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Submitted by Possum on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 12:40am.

vogue is 170 pages of ads, and 30 pages of articles. thats why i dont buy it, cuz im not paying $$$ to read ads.

Possum's picture

Ugh. Anna is a cunty bitch, and the sad part is she's happy to be one. She's one of those women who thinks she has to be a hard-ass bitch to everyone in order to get ahead. I suppose it worked to an extent, but it ALWAYS comes back to bite you in the ass. ALWAYS.

Hence why I do not buy Vogue. I do not want to support this cold troll in any shape or form.

loopygorilla's picture

the thing about that pic, it looks like anna wintour and posh spice just shared a can of oxygen, look how bloated posh looks.

clearly anna didnt have alot of oxygen, because she doesnt look bloated.

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 12:24am.
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Maybe White Collar will have him doing something after the boxing match, when he goes back to the sauna after the fight... we wish!

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 12:22am.

lorrddd, i think they should clone him, so we can all have a piece of matt boner.

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 12:18am.
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I'd watch that! Yeah shower scene, woo-hoo hoo hoo! lmao

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 09/07/2012 - 10:39pm.
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HAHAHAAHAH Lucy♥, you put the sentences together. I meant the German actor link who was showing peen! lolollllol Lucy♥! There is one pic where he is actually bending over and spreading them. He's sideways, THANK YOUR LUCKY STARS FOR THAT!

That's what I meant. You dirty birdy, making about Boner. HA!

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i hope matt boner takes a long steamy shower after that scene.

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Submitted by Boo1212 on Fri, 09/07/2012 - 6:06pm.
How come Matt Bomer was never asked to be Superman????

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cuz henry cavill gives better head.

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WithinReason: Boner looks bonerific on White Collar. Next promo, the shorts come off! Nevermind the peen, is he bending over and spreading them?

LMFAO! Will you be watching, my love?

BTW, how are you finding this season of White Collar? Is it just me, or is Boner phoning it in? It's boring! But I can't wait to see him in the ring with Peter Burke. Shame it is a boxing match and not naked mud-fighting. :-(

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Submitted by Boo1212 on Fri, 09/07/2012 - 6:06pm.
How come Matt Bomer was never asked to be Superman????

He was asked, years ago, I'm sure I read that somewhere; but for some reason it never materialised.

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SANS FARDS: Just give Matt Bomer the leading role in every movie from now on. There's honestly no need to even consider anyone else.

THE GOSPEL.

Lucifer_Sam's picture

I love Posh. She has said before that she is insecure about the way she looks when she smiles, so she never smiles. I'm the same. Funny thing about that is she looks really pretty when she smiles. But then insecurities are rarely rational.

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I think Posh may not realize how she looks in photographs. Otherwise, she always makes top notch fashion choices. In interviews, she comes across very differently. No idea why though.

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Right post now:

Referring to the Berry nose job link...

Does anyone else think Gabby Douglas looks more like Opera than her Mother?

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If Guiliana Rancic popped her grasshopper head in there, it would be like the Great Hall of Insects at the Museum of Natural History.

I do like Vicky Beckham, though. No reason....I just do.

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I know it's an unpopular opinion, but I unabashedly love Posh. Love. Her. Love her clothes and I think she's 100% behind the Beckham branding. She's really savvy and I find her to be quite charming in interviews.

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I've fucking loved Victoria Beckham since day one - she is the definition of perfection!

Gah!

Last year she made me go out and buy a pair of authentic Louboutin Daffodile heels and I still rock them today to slews of awes.

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Love how Posh makes Cruella look charming, lmao, so does she.

Boner looks bonerific on White Collar. Next promo, the shorts come off! lolol

Nevermind the peen, is he bending over and spreading them? :O aahahahaha

KK look at Kelly and weep!

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Sans, speaking of Fassy, I watched Jane Eyre with him and Mia Wasikowska. He gives great Period Piece

Be Good to Each Other

TexnDoc's picture

That photo looks like Anna Wintour interviewing the HBIC at a women's prison.

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So, I was watching Spice World last night (don't judge - as soon as those of you with Comcast discover it's in the OnDemand Free Movies, you'll be watching it tonight, too), and while she was never one of the BIG personalities, it was just interesting to see her with one. I kinda wish she'd go back to that. Yes, she's uber-fucking-rich and clearly the most famous of them all, but just act like someone else down here on the lesser planes can relate with you.

That being said, Ginger Spice for Life. Love me some fucking Geri.

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I do love Posh's whole look. Down to the hair and makeup.

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Reese Witherspoon's husband looks like a douchebag Forrest Gump.
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VB is making Anna Wintour look FAT. The way that praying mantis is posing, posing and posing (see Lainy's site), one would be forgiven to grab her and dump her in the used mannequin dumpster after the show, I bet she still would be posing.

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I would never guess that the '70s picture of Latoya (in the nose job link) was Latoya. Never.

Nanners's picture

Satan's top bitches. Would it kill Victoria to give a big toothy smile? She must have a fucked up grill.

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Man, Blake Lively was a beast. Still is, kind of.

And to think that Anna Wintour in her youth slept with Bob Marley.

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I've never heard of that German actor in the OMGBlog link but I have suddenly become interested in every movie he's ever been in. Even though I can't remember one lick of my high school German.

Just give Matt Bomer the leading role in every movie from now on. There's honestly no need to even consider anyone else. If need be, he can alternate spots with Fassy and Jeremy Renner.

Russian girls don't play.

Mary J. annoys the hell out of me. Here is a woman who made the biggest fucking deal about her battered women advocacy, which is great....then she goes and beats on her husband in a club. Classy.

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There's just something jolting about seeing Posh in inmate orange.

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May the ghost of Jeff Buckley struck Miley Cyrus down for doing a cover of Lilac Wine. Blech

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Submitted by Deb on Fri, 09/07/2012 - 5:47pm.

Quite a few of those "new noses" look like 3rd or 4th noses. JSing.
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Haahaha! I was thinking the same thing! Thay left out a lot of the more obvious ones too like Gwen Stefani, Ryan Gosling, Beyonce, Natalie Portman, Jennifer Aniston (who I think looks be on her 3rd now).

Haha...the Germans don't mind showing the peen. That guy has a nice ass!

Boo1212's picture

How come Matt Bomer was never asked to be Superman???? Just yummy!

Be Good to Each Other

Gardening Girl's picture

Those are some unfortunate original noses!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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These two look like mom/daughter to me.
Same surgeon maybe.

Deb's picture

Quite a few of those "new noses" look like 3rd or 4th noses. JSing.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Lucifer_Sam's picture

I saw that boxing scene in the promo for the next White Collar. Ha! Neal and Peter Burke are gonna eye-fuck the shit out of each other some more.

*thumbs up*

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Ew. Who would fuck Carson Daly on purpose?

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