A #GetMoneyBitch Victory!

September 6, 2012 / Posted by:

Bitch is so rich that her nipples are made of diamonds!

Mushu the Dragon’s twin sister separated at the plastic surgeon’s table will take her tossed salad and scrambled eggs with a side of Beluga caviar and liquid gold foam from now on, thankyouverymuch. Because TMZ says that all three of the mansions Kelsey and Camille Grammer bought while they were married together are on the market and when they’re all sold, she’ll get half of that money. Camille’s half will total around $30 million. TMZ’s source says that Camille is pretty much the Steve Jobs of gold diggers, because when she met Kelsey, he had snorted most of his Cheers and Frasier money up his nose. Camille became the CFO of Kelsey’s life and took whatever money he had left and turned it into a mountain of millions.

I kind of find it hard to believe that Kelsey couldn’t even cough out a dime when he met Camille, but I’m still going to choose to believe it and I’m also going to say that she deserves $30 million and then some. Camille has IBS, so not only did she have to deal with her own shit (literally), but she had to deal with Kelsey’s shit too. If it wasn’t for Camille, Kelsey wouldn’t be doing the backstroke in a pool of hundred dollar bills and if Kelsey wasn’t doing the backstroke in a pool of hundred dollar bills, his newest gold digging wife wouldn’t be licking on his taint. So when Kelsey’s gold digging wife finishes licking on his taint for spending money, she can lick on Camille’s next!

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