A Case Of One Pimp Hating Another Pimp's Game
The shameless, whore-wrangling pimp who sold her prized pig's sex tape to the highest bidder and will gladly sell one of her younger daughters to a sheik if they don't bring in their monthly quota is calling out Mama June from Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. Apparently, Pimp Mama Kris thinks it's wrong that Mama June is whoring out her young daughter for money. Yeah, so save me a seat in the emergency room waiting room, because we'll all be there after we overdose on the irony in this post.
A source tells Radar that Pimp Mama Kris' eyes are usually green from always seeing dollar signs, but lately they've been green with envy, because Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is a big hit. PMK is threatened, because she's no longer the big pimp on the ho stroll. PMK believes that her family is nothing like Mama June's family, because the Kardashians are redefining class with every pinky they lift while sucking a black dick on camera. This is what the pot thinks about the kettle:
“To say Kris is not a fan of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is an understatement. She thinks the Thompsons are classless, unlike her family and can’t understand why America is so fascinated by them. Kris especially has a strong dislike for June, claiming the beauty pageant world is vile and that June is a bad mom for 'exploiting' Alana in that way. Kris think it’s all a ploy to make money, and says she sees through it and thinks it is absolutely disgusting."
The words "Would you like to buy my daughter's sex tape?" have come out of PMK's mouth before, so I totally believe that quote came out of her mouth too. PMK's Gopher-in-ten-cent-drag-looking ass is as delusional as she is shameless. But what PMK needs to see is that if you sucked all the plastic from her face, replaced her chin with an exploding can of Grands! biscuits, took away her millions of dollars, added 200 pounds of hardened pancake batter to her body and gave her a sense of humor, she'd be just like Mama June. They're the same. Pimps shouldn't piss on other pimps. Let the hos do that. Pimps should support each other. Say the oath with me, PMK: "Pimps up, hos down."
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Um... that woman is a monstrosity - they both are in their pimpin' ways.
All I know is big woman should lose weight like STAT and I'm not a chubby hater but when the fat starts to eat your face, it's time to do something.
I can smell the boob smegma from here .You know June smells like rotten romano cheese. Can you imagine what her taint looks like?
I'm sorry but morbidly obese people are just disgusting beyond words.
I like my men like I like my syrup---thick and rich!
So funny PMK would comment.
Kris Kardashian, little difference between you and June. Except we see June still has some love.
UGH I find both families equally disgusting and classless. Chris and June could be twins actually. They are both tasteless famewhores who sell their kids out for anything they can get. The fact that both of them have TV shows and people actually bother to watch them is such a sad sad commentary on what a mess our world is now. They are both huge contributors to the dumbing down of America.When nobody watched that bimbo Bristol Palin's show I was starting to think the public's taste for shit was finally changing. But then Jabba The Hut and her pack of inbred brats came along and dashed that hope.
Hold on we are comparing Pam Anderson and KK...
1. Pam and Tommy's sex tape was actually stolen. The person who stole couldn't get a deal because they did not have Pam and Tommy's approval to sell the tape. See you can't release someone's sex tape without their signature. So the person who stole it released it on the Internet. Pam and Tommy eventually sold the rights to the tape because they couldn't fight all of the websites that the tape was on. Vivid had the resources to shut those sites down. Pam was already famous for Baywatch and Home Improvement, so she wasn't trying to become famous. Tommy is a world famous musician.
2. KK & Mama Pimp sold her sex tape, they had some fake ass crying and lawsuit. But those who know,know you can't release someone image without their permission. Shit Vivid had packaging and promos, they had RayJ and KK signatures.KK was trying to become famous, RayJ had one song I could tell you about, don't know the name of it.
The Jersey Shore was cancelled I'm still praying that the KK show is eventually cancelled. Then the THS show on them two years later will be hot: Rob will be a broken alcoholic cause his pig of a siter wouldn't let him capitilize on her whore fame. Kourtney would have finally dumped Scott and married Paul Walker. Lamar and Khloe will still be going strong. Bruce would have divorce Pimp Mama,Kim will be walking the stroll on Hollywood boulevard broken and broke. Kanye dumped her on national tv by blurting on Kim doesn't like black people on the BET award show, causing her to lose 50% of fan base.
Sugar Bear is ready to take out Bruce's eye with a tobacco spit........
Howver, the Khardashians kept their pig, Khloe, whilst June got rid of hers, Glitzy.
Submitted by Lope on Fri, 09/07/2012 - 11:18pm.
I find the HBB family charming in a way. They are tight knit, have good self-esteem and have a lot of harmless fun in their free time. I don't know many families in which all three of those things are true. I don't know that I know any, actually.
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me too. i have no hate for them, and i think it's completely shitty and shallow to judge june based on her weight. i dont think she's nearly as bad as those other pageant moms and i think hbb just likes to do it, and she's not forced.
the kardassians are fucking disgusting people, kim of course being the worst. i dont know which i hate more - her vapidness, or our society glorifying her. i wont have anything to do with any clothing or beauty brand that makes her out to be some kind of fashion icon. how does one let their daughter look up to her? and how stupid do you have to be to not know she did truly disgusting things on video and that's what she's famous for. if i had a daughter she would be 0% involved with anything that remotely has to do with them.
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Call me when June tells her kid to re-shoot a fucking sex tape
Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 12:24am.
Bitch, PLEASE. Cover shit with designer shoes and bags and McMansions and it's STILL SHIT. Who the hell does Kris think she's fooling? So a bigger, grosser train wreck of a family has come along to steal your thunder and you're jealous?
Better get to forcing your daughters to pop out those girl babies to put out on the toddler pageant ho stroll, Kris, because THAT'S what sells in reality TV these days. You know she's planning it as we speak.
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dont ever underestimate kris' pimping game.
Bitch, PLEASE. Cover shit with designer shoes and bags and McMansions and it's STILL SHIT. Who the hell does Kris think she's fooling? So a bigger, grosser train wreck of a family has come along to steal your thunder and you're jealous?
Better get to forcing your daughters to pop out those girl babies to put out on the toddler pageant ho stroll, Kris, because THAT'S what sells in reality TV these days. You know she's planning it as we speak.
@major
its not about that at all, i hate paris hilton equally for getting famous from a porn video and kim was her bff and just followed her lead.
Major, we don't like Kim b/c she's famous for being pissed on in a sex tape and now acts like she's a saint; she brokered the deal, got a cut from it, negotiated the distribution. Also, she did playboy then said she regretted it b/c it isn't classy. She acts as though she has convictions and high morals when her actions speak otherwise.
Pam Anderson knows she's raunchy and owns it; she makes no excuses.
I'd give you more reasons on the Kim K hate, none of which had to do with her or her lover's race; however I'm writing on my mobile and its tedious.
sooo from the pointed disdain we learn that this is really all about kim liking black guys? nobody slams pam anderson abt it repeatedly... so playboy then sextape is ok but sextape then playboy isnt - if she's pretty and he's black. oh we dont approve of you now. if she had been with john mayer or something on tape no one would be saying shit.
I find the HBB family charming in a way. They are tight knit, have good self-esteem and have a lot of harmless fun in their free time. I don't know many families in which all three of those things are true. I don't know that I know any, actually.
ive run out of kris,kim,king kong bashing comments.
Thanks for all the make up links Twatty. I'll look into those for sure. ;P
OnT: Both of them are boring famewhores upping the ante for their shows. ugh
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 09/07/2012 - 10:47pm.
Dog -- I'm sorry, Doggy. But you've been listening to us yammer all night. Not so much for others.
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Dog -- I'm sorry, Doggy. But you've been listening to us yammer all night. Not so much for others.
Ah, thanks for that, Twatty. I'll also check out Rose Initiale in Frasers tomorrow. I want something nice and pretty. Thanks for the advice ♥
Submitted by z-listed on Fri, 09/07/2012 - 10:30pm.
Hey, didn't MK create the Open Post for off topic discussions? Why don't you all take your make-up discussion over there instead of cluttering up this thread?
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Lucifer_Sam -- fuck, I don't care if we're being called out; we've been at makeup talk all night. NARS has great blushers, but Orgasm is one of the most overrated shades ever. For the best quality blushes ever, go to Chanel. Their new fall color, Rose Initiale, is lovely, a beautiful rosey pink; you can't go wrong with it. But all Chanel blushes are beautiful, and well worth the price. I like BB Pale Pink, too.
Hey, didn't MK create the Open Post for off topic discussions? Why don't you all take your make-up discussion over there instead of cluttering up this thread?
@ Twatty
You are amazing, thank you. I'm going shopping tomorrow (today, I guess, since it's 3am); luckily I have a gift card to Frasers, and that's where the Creme de la Mer counter is. I'll try it out. Do you like NARS? I don't have a decent blusher, and I've noticed their blush stick in "Orgasm". But I'm funny about trying new brands.
I looooooooove makeup. But I hardly wear any. I just like buying it. My daily makeup: one stroke of Bobbi gel eyeliner in black and a pale lipstick. Otherwise I look like a fucked up clown.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 09/07/2012 - 4:03pm.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 09/07/2012 - 3:39pm.
i hope they get more than $4,000 an episode because the jersey shore fucktards got $150k an epi.
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I totally agree Loop, I think because the show is a big hit Mama June will drop one of her cloven hoves onto the bargaining table and be able to significantly up their payday for the next season. I'm sure she'll up the fee to 5 extra eatin pigs, a pallet of Ding Dongs and an unlimited supply of Mountain Dew on tap
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*snort* lol
Submitted by VitaminF on Fri, 09/07/2012 - 6:37pm.
why fanks lol
im a guy :)
normally i dont comment on the kardashits but this was just too good of an opportunity to pass up to vent my spleen.
Oh Dave, where do you find all those images you post? They're always so striking! ;p
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Twatty Twatty Twatty Twatty! I keep missing you because you hop too fast between threads, lololol
Hi there!
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They should get Too Short on their show as an answer to Kanye. Are any of them adult and single?
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The Kuntashians have less class than Honey Boo Boo Child's family and they also have less soul, less heart and less talent. Bitch is mad because she realizes that the gig is up. Chewbacca isn't interesting or cute, Kanye's beard is getting old and probably barren from herpes and that baby makin' one is a one trick pony. I have never sat through even half an episode of their bs shows, but I'll be DAMNED if I miss Honey Boo Boo Child - you better Red-Kneck-inize!!
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Love the Moms in your life. It would suck with out them.
Pot Pimp, kettle Pimp, neither should have a program!
PMK's upper lip area looks so much like a swollen hemorrhoid... I hardly see the drank ass Boo Boo Mamma next to her, lol
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Twatty, if you're allergic to titanium dioxide, do you wear a Julia Roberts hat to cover up? lol ;p
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 09/07/2012 - 8:48pm.
curious -- which blogs? i go to Makeup Alley, Scrangie and Temptalia, temptalia's "dupe list" is a blessing in itself. what others do you recommend?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
PMK is a republican, right? because she is a BIG HYPOCRITE
PMK needs to rednecognize
ditquoi -- hit me up any time for makeup tips; I LOVE talking me some makeup! It makes me so happy!!! I have a funny story. I was at Neiman Marcus in Chicago the other day, killing time before a marketing survey, and I ran into the sales lady from hell. She was trying to tell me that I didn't want the perfume I liked but that I wanted the Acqua di Parma she was shilling; she was some crazy Persian lady with a wacky accent -- I can do a killer impersonation of her! And I recently made a gay guy friend who's really into shopping for makeup & purses, so we love to dish on makeup shit, too!
Sunscreen has titanium dioxide in it -- I breakout from titanium dioxide; lots of people do.
lol , just teasing , mike. I just can`t bothered with more than Sunscreen, some Drugstore make-up and I am about as low maintenance as it gets. All this make up, 90 Dollar moisturizer and fall colors talk sounds like a foreign language to me....
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 09/07/2012 - 8:09pm.
It is official. mike is a girl.
yeah, yeah, I'm talking about skin care, not makeup
(Actually, one of my best friends is a dermatogist and I like to "talk shop" with him.)
Maybe if Pimp Mamma Kris changed the name of her show to "Here Comes Peed on Plastic Surgery Slut Whores from Hell"...maybe she could catch up to Honey Boo Boo....
It is official. mike is a girl.
Submitted by cocoebert on Fri, 09/07/2012 - 5:24pm.
I can't be the only woman who is really lazy about putting on moisturizer? Perhaps I should be worried but I'm not sure I care that much.
It really depends on how oily your skin is (if you have oily skin, moisturizer is less important). What IS important is sunscreen. As far as anti-aging products, it's all about sunscreen and tretinoin/Tazorac. Genes play a big role too, of course.
I can't do sunscreen because it breaks me out for some reason.
You just haven't found the right sunscreen. Alas, the more "specialized" thr sunscreen, the higher the price. If you're really interested, LaRoche-Posay has some good ones. Or you could just wear a hat.
Hate all this shit but Honey Chile has more talent than all Kuntrashians put together. Even IF one is a urinal
Sugar Bear would kick Bruce Jenner's ass in a fight.
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How dare Kris infer that the Kardashians have class. They are the very definition of nouveau riche. Such tacky, slutty, trash. So much money yet no education. If your financial means are derived from a sex tape starring your daughter, you have forfeited any right to class and especially any right to be judgmental about anyone! This bitch only opens her mouth if money is involved (all interpretations apply) so the HBB show must be a threat to the Kardashian whore enterprise.
You SAID it. I don't NEED to comment.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 09/07/2012 - 6:43pm.
Submitted by cocoebert on Fri, 09/07/2012 - 5:24pm.
I can't be the only woman who is really lazy about putting on moisturizer? Perhaps I should be worried but I'm not sure I care that much.
It really depends on how oily your skin is (if you have oily skin, moisturizer is less important). What IS important is sunscreen. As far as anti-aging products, it's all about sunscreen and tretinoin/Tazorac. Genes play a big role too, of course.
I can't do sunscreen because it breaks me out for some reason.
Twatty, I would love to get makeup tips from you, I was a huge makeup whore before the babies, now I have no time. *sigh* one day... :)
YES! I knew this day was coming and I couldn't wait! The Kuntrashian family constantly whines and honestly they seem like such a big boring yawn.
Honey Boo Boo & family seem like they genuinely love each other and have fun. Their house and yard are clean. I've read here where people call them lazy, why? Because fat people are ALWAYS lazy, everybody knows that...
Team Honey Boo Boo...for now
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I've never seen an episode of the Kardashian shows. I have watched HCHBB though. I honestly think that June does love her children. In one of the episodes, Anna was having contractions. She was honestly concerned about the baby being born early.
I watched the newest episode and Sugar Bear treats all of those girls like his own. June was explaining that only Alana was his biological child. The next oldest girl was insisting that he is her dad too. That tells me that he obviously does not treat that child with any less love than he does Alana.
What's wrong with Pimp Mama's upper lip