The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 5th!

September 6, 2012 / Posted by:

The Baby weight Jessica Simpson lost…was discovered wandering around Calabasas. – Ms Bonita

Runners-up:

Christina, we take it all back. Please never go without the gallons of foundation and red lipstick again! – moistiest

“Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. TEACH a man to fish and you…create a vegetarian.” – BaconSlut

In an effort to bring in more revenue, TLC debuts the Mama June pillow, compete with extra chins. – MTurtle

via Eat Liver

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