The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 5th!
September 6, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K
The Baby weight Jessica Simpson lost…was discovered wandering around Calabasas. – Ms Bonita
Runners-up:
Christina, we take it all back. Please never go without the gallons of foundation and red lipstick again! – moistiest
“Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. TEACH a man to fish and you…create a vegetarian.” – BaconSlut
In an effort to bring in more revenue, TLC debuts the Mama June pillow, compete with extra chins. – MTurtle
via Eat Liver
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