Afternoon Crumbs

September 6, 2012 / Posted by:

Mimi paid homage to Locomía at the NFL kickoff last night – Lainey Gossip 

RiRi took her weave off – The Berry

Beyonce joins the rest of the world in hating Kim Kardashian The Superficial 

My apologies to Ellen DeGeneres for thinking this was her for a quick second – Drunken Stepfather

Kellie Pickler shaved her head and not in a Brit Brit gone crazy sort of way – Celebitchy

Talent is Sofia Vergara swallowing a banana with no teefs – Hollywood Tuna 

The fiber optic angel on my Japanese grandma’s Christmas tree did it better – Towleroad

What in the hell kind of Republican first lady shit is Katie Holmes wearing? – Just Jared

“Nicole Richie looks hot” are four words I didn’t think I’d ever type together – Popoholic

Elle collects another Photoshop Award trophy for the hard work they did on Our Lady of CheetosICYDK

Andy Roddick ends his professional tennis career with a (insert the opposite of BANG here) – Popsugar

“This is just like my life!”GOOPY Paltrow while watching the new Downton Abbey trailer – OMG Blog

More like Brit Brit gave Justin Timberlake a $20 gift certificate to Island Burgers as a wedding gift – IDLYITW

The moment several innocent bystanders learned the awful truth: bumper cars make Nick Nolte barf at both ends – Videogum

Ochocinco keeps the stunts going – Crunk + Disorderly

I think I’d rather get white dog shit in my stocking than watch Christmas Story #2SOW

Breaking: Model with a perfect body loves modeling her perfect body – Hollywood Rag

The Cult of Long Luscious Man Hair – Cityrag

That stream of smoke rising about Manhattan is just from Ryan Lochte trying to memorize his lines on the set of 30 Rock I’m Not Obsessed

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