Afternoon Crumbs
Mimi paid homage to Locomía at the NFL kickoff last night – Lainey Gossip
RiRi took her weave off – The Berry
Beyonce joins the rest of the world in hating Kim Kardashian – The Superficial
My apologies to Ellen DeGeneres for thinking this was her for a quick second – Drunken Stepfather
Kellie Pickler shaved her head and not in a Brit Brit gone crazy sort of way – Celebitchy
Talent is Sofia Vergara swallowing a banana with no teefs – Hollywood Tuna
The fiber optic angel on my Japanese grandma’s Christmas tree did it better – Towleroad
What in the hell kind of Republican first lady shit is Katie Holmes wearing? – Just Jared
“Nicole Richie looks hot” are four words I didn’t think I’d ever type together – Popoholic
Elle collects another Photoshop Award trophy for the hard work they did on Our Lady of Cheetos – ICYDK
Andy Roddick ends his professional tennis career with a (insert the opposite of BANG here) – Popsugar
“This is just like my life!” – GOOPY Paltrow while watching the new Downton Abbey trailer – OMG Blog
More like Brit Brit gave Justin Timberlake a $20 gift certificate to Island Burgers as a wedding gift – IDLYITW
The moment several innocent bystanders learned the awful truth: bumper cars make Nick Nolte barf at both ends – Videogum
Ochocinco keeps the stunts going – Crunk + Disorderly
I think I’d rather get white dog shit in my stocking than watch Christmas Story #2 – SOW
Breaking: Model with a perfect body loves modeling her perfect body – Hollywood Rag
The Cult of Long Luscious Man Hair – Cityrag
That stream of smoke rising about Manhattan is just from Ryan Lochte trying to memorize his lines on the set of 30 Rock – I’m Not Obsessed